I was Bobtailing to Portland (Maine) at about 3Am a couple weeks ago. . . It was a clear Moonless night, and very dark. I was passing through a small town named Waterboro and the only light available other than my headlights, was the dim glow from a few residents that had left their porch lights on. Suddenly in front of me I noticed what looked like a black hole in space! It was just a big blob of nothing. . . negative light, if you will. My instincts made me
slam on the brakes! The truck, reluctantly, screeched to a halt. I sat there a moment peering into the darkness, the waft of smoking tire rubber drifted through the cab as I strained to make out any sort of figure. I flipped on my highbeams, and at first, I could only make out what looked like four short very stocky brown hooved feet, then appearing way above them was a very large set of antlers, suddenly the whole image snapped into focus. . . a very big Moose was staring me down from only 30 feet in front of me. I almost expected him to ask if I got my brakes at Pep Boys! Glad he didn't, I'd hate to see what happens if I had told him no!
I always thought of them being much lighter in color, but he was almost black except from the knees down. Coulda' been bad. It would break my heart to kill one of those guys with a big rig. Speaking of which. . .
This past week, I was on I-80 west bound in PA, headed for Minneapolis. It was Raining, like it has been for as long as I can remember and it was about 2am. I was coming down a pretty good grade, peering through the mist of the 18 wheeler ahead of me. I had been chatting occasionally with the driver ahead of me off and on for the past 50 miles or so but we had been pretty quiet for about the last 10 minutes.
"DON'T CHANGE LANES!" His almost panicked voice cracked through the silence! Sure enough, just as he said that I saw a full grown adult Doe, lying dead, right in the center of the Hammer lane. I could have easily lost air-lines to running her over, but what really concerned me was what if a four wheeler was passing a Semi? They wouldn't stand a chance. At 79,000 lbs+ stopping on that grade on a rain soaked highway was nothing less than impossible so I decided to put my foot in it and high-tail it to the rest area and reported it to the PA State police. They said they would get right out there.
Well, the strangest coincidence occurred the next day. I rolled into Perrysburg Ohio the next afternoon to refuel at the Truck stop. Got to chatting with the driver refueling next to me about the long night of driving through the rain. He said "Yup, but it wasn't all bad. " with a smug look on his face. He pointed to his bumper and with a grin said, "Got myself a four point buck last night on I-80 back in PA. " Now, I'm not anti-hunting tree hugger or something, but slaughtering an animal is just a waste of a life, albeit unavoidable, but not something to take great pride in. So I said "Oh really?" trying not to show my disgust, "Where abouts was that?" He stood straight back up again and with his arms folded across his chest and rotten toothed grin says "Oh, about the 100 yard stick. " So I replied, with a noticeable amount of disgust, "Actually driver, it was the 104. 5, and your big 4 point buck?!?!? Was a doe!" Yup! I thought he was going to kill me on the spot!
