What makes a good fart?

[Jeff H]

What makes it a good fart?

 

[klenger]

When it's your own.

 

[Bill Lins]

Dinner @ the lodge this evening- sausage, sauerkraut, & beans. Mama's in for a rough night!

 

[nickleinonen]

eat some dried aprcot's or some plum's say, and watch out... they can be noisy, but don't be worried about that...

 

[Champane Flight]

Simple smell power

Beer and pickled hard boiled eggs (large quanitys) !!!!!!

 

[fj40charles]

Lots of chili. I think it is composed of 3 L's.

1. Length

2. Lingerability

3. Loudness



Hard to have all 3 at the same time... .



Wife hates it when I eat chili.....



Charles

 

[lschultz]

I like this

I voted for all 4. I guess I best not make any more comments. But I remember when I had surgery back in 98 or was it 99. I still When the surgeon was getting ready to make his incision I cut a good one course I was out and did not know anything about it. Then when I was in the recovery room I was making all kind of noise-Thats what I was told.

 

[mimprevento]

Good fart

When it blasts out a show tune or a christmas song ala Mr Methane- the Stradivarius of Sphincter, the Rocmaninoff of Rectum, the Andy Williams of Anus, etc,etc

 

[QRTRHRS]

Re: Simple smell power

Originally posted by Champane Flight

Beer and pickled hard boiled eggs (large quanitys) !!!!!!

Used to be a beer from Philadelphia called Schmitz. Couple of them along with pickled eggs and/or some of that bar sausage was good for clearing the room.

 

[sdalton]

If you want to talk farts, and other disgusting habits, please visit this site

http://www.farts.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?category=2

They will cater to all of your fart fetishes. Very sick people there.

 

[Forrest]

Having a friend over & they bring their dog.



Sneak the pooch a couple of raw eggs & 1 or 2 beers ... makes for a wonderful drive home. :-laf

 

[Steve M]

A sharp brassy note with a deep throaty rumble. That's why Harleys are so popular!

I like a good bloomer melody!

But I'd rather not have to smell it.

Scott, is that your website? Just kidding

 

[sdalton]

It was a link posted here a year or so ago. I just remembered it. Been there a few times. Some really sick people. Especially those that are into the poop. And the very weird "chicks who fart".

 

[illflem]

Where do farts go when you hold them in?

How often have you held in a fart, intending to release it at the first appropriate opportunity, only to find that the fart has disappeared when you are ready for it?

Where does the fart go?. Does it leak out slowly without the person knowing it? Is it absorbed into the bloodstream? What happens to it?

The doctors agree that the fart is neither released nor absorbed. It simply migrates back upward into the intestine and comes out later.

It is reassuring to know that such farts aren't really wasted, just delayed.

 

['956Wheel]

Gee um... where do farts go? They take the long way to a hole nother planet like uranus!

 

[Jeff H]

Wonder if Harvard would be interested in this study?

 

[STPH]

Deviled eggs and beer!!!

 

[DEZLPWR]

Originally posted by '956Wheel

Gee um... where do farts go? They take the long way to a hole nother planet like uranus!

LMAO!:-laf :-laf

 

[Leon R]

darn it all Illflem, just the other night I was holding one back in bed and told the misses. We got to discussing this most mysterious question and came up with the same conclusion that they will eventually come out. Usually after I have gone to sleep. She did thank me for not releasing it at the time.

 

[daveshoe]

When you and your buddies are having a farting contest and one of you cuts an electric fart-- one with a little juice in it

The look on his face -- priceless:--)