Your favorite saying

[AKAMAC]

Hotter than a fresh ****** fox in a forest fire.

 

[TPCDrafting]

It was colder than a witches teet in a brass bra standing on the shady side of a glacier



It was raining like two cows peein' on a flat rock.

 

[klenger]

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

 

[Hemiless]

A few of my Favorites

"Balls said the queen. If I only had balls I could be King. "



"Steer with your right foot"



"HEMI" my favorite four letter word



"Torque I don't know what it is but I like It" Oo. Oo.

 

[BreaksEverything]

one for the Irish Rebels

up a long ladder

down a short rope

ta Hell with King Billy

& God bless the Pope !

 

[DKayser]

Hotter than two rats f@#$%^& in a wool sack.

 

[Hohn]

To golfing buddies after a putt falls short: "does your husband play, too?"



"it seemed like a good idea at the time"



"There's common sense, then there's military regulations"



"Use enough dynamite there, Butch?"





Justin

 

[fortunate1]

FUBAR

SNAFU

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary code and those who don't .

 

[Hale on wheels]

If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why did He make them out of meat?

 

[Hummin Cummins]

Stupid Hurts

 

[JLEONARD]

Let's do something, even if it's wrong!



Busier than a one legged man in an a$$ kickin' contest!

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

Here's one from a buddy,



"Never hold your farts in. They will travel up your spine into your brain, and that's where you get $h!tty ideas from. "



Reb [><]

 

[Hummin Cummins]

Boss says:



"Do what you want to, ya will anyhow"

 

[EMD Diesel Power]

Originally posted by nickleinonen

here are the popular phrases from work...



there's the right way, the wrong way, and the railway...

if a hammer & pipewrench don't work, the smoke wrench will



for that last one, sometimes combining all 3 works well, torch it until it glows, put the pipe wrench on it and hit the pipe wrench with the hammer real hard. for the really tough jobs, we have the 48" pipe wrench and the 20lb hammers... :-laf

:-laf :-laf :-laf

those sayings never die on the rails. Those were quite common down here on the WC too. Done the pipewrench, flamewrench, and heavy hitters thing a few times. Nothing like making noise then.



My personal favorite is an oldie... Assumption is the Mother of All F*** Ups. Seen this proven right too many times.

 

[GeneralMachine]

Dummer than a day old duck.

Hurry up in there im starting to grow a tail.

 

[Deezul1]

Ugly enough to make a train take a dirt road.



Dumber than a box of rocks.



Too stupid to pour pee out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

 

[Sled Puller]

He was haulin ass when I PASSED him!

 

[B.G. Smith]

"If I tell you a rooster can pull a wagon, put the harness on him". amd Willie said "If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass every time he jumps"

 

[JohnE]

Mine is a come back to the oldie "It doesn't take rocket scientist to figure this one out".

I reply with a number of comebacks but my favorite is "But they sent me anyway!"





-JohnE

Power & Propulsion Mechanical Engineer 1981

(Token Rocket Scientist)

 

[baby.driver]

Mutton yesterday,

Mutton today,

and blimey!

if it don't look like mutton again tomorrer!