Guns, Bows, Shooting Sports, and Hunting Hunt camp fun

[BIGNASTY]

We went in for one last trip for me this year. Nephew set me up to guide 3 a Father/Son from Fl and a single Mom from OK. ID RATHER BE PACKING THE GAME in fact thats why I brought game out to processor JUST TO GET AWAY FROM THEM. Father/Son ACTUALLY had a knock down drag out in camp. They argued from the second they opened the car door to get out and on the trail to town they went at it again only this time Jason was smart enough to let them have at it and STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THEM:-laf THE FATHER KNOCKED THE SON OUT!!!Jason gave up his $50. 00 wager as soon as they got off the horses to go at it. 25 for the wager that they couldn't stop arguing and 25 that the old man could whip the sons A**. This is a first for me in 35 hunting seasons with the FIL then BIL and now the Nephew THIS IS AN ALL TIME LOW IN HUMANITY. If you were wondering what they were fighting over it was who's horse was the the fastest (these are trail horses not race horses)





UNTILL





The single Mom was the one that stopped the fight in camp. She is something for the books also. Shes 54 years old and according to her has ridden a man or maybe two in every state except MT. :-laf BOLDLY ANOUNCED AT A CAMPFIRE Looking directly at me ,Jason and the rest of the men in camp said WATCH OUT BIG SHES GOT AN EYE ON YA!!!!!! I could only imagine what eye they both looked in different directions. She got up and turned her GIANT A** to the fire and let on rip so loud that the mules were startled and they are a good 50yards away. Penny and her sister were in the cook tent and yelled BIG AND JIM WE HOPE YOU DIDNT DO THAT!!! The Mom said did it LITE UP IN THE FIRE????:-laf

Jim went and got our guitars so he could laugh and not be seen (chicken I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER) he gave me mine and the mom said DAMN BIG YOUR A SINGER TA- BOOT im go- in to get laid by a singing cowboy from MT mite have to do you 4 times :-laf ( one time would be MORE THAN ANY MAN SHOULD HAVE TO TAKE )

We played a couple of songs and she asked if we knew any RAUCHEY SONGS Jim and Penny started laughing. The mom said your against a few bad words little missy looking at the wife. The Family knows what lyrics I have changed in songs that bring new meaning to the song ,so I gave her a song that she had NO PROBLEM relating with im sure. She didn't bat an eye (looking in what direction I CANT TELL) As the nite ran down she asked if we had written any songs Jim Said ya BIG has a good one that mite do well now. The mom asked whats the name BIG? The song is named I WOULDNT TAKE HER TO A DOG FIGHT EVEN IF SHE HAD A CHANCE TO WIN. Where she said Ive been to a few of them and came out the winner every time (Thinking to myself ILL BET YOU HAVE ):-laf. We had a few more laughs and started to turn in she had a tent of her own (Im sure everyone was happy with that) she said BIG if ya get cold come over here and I have enough to keep us both warm :-laf:-laf:-laf Penny was P***ed I grabbed her and told her to let it go im a warm sleeper anyway she said she would carve a few pounds of lard off the pork belly's real fast:-laf FIESTEY LITTLE INDIAN GIRL!!!!!



This has been a trip for the memory banks we can be in the house this winter and think about it and laugh so hard that we wont need to have heat.

Tonight Jason and I will have to go back to camp and see if we need to break up any other fights ,Jason said he would Take Aunt Penny against the Mom for $50. 00 just to break even . :-laf

 

[Wayne M.]

Hey BIG that's some story. Sounds like the 2 from Florida are not natives of fl, but from up my way.

 

[BIGNASTY]

Wayne

I cant even dream of spending 10K just in the price of the hunt not including tags and transportation to come to MT TO KNOCK OUT YOUR KID!!! There have and always will be that, Dad and Son or Daughter will not see eye to eye on things BUT TO KNOCK OUT ONE OF THEM??? I can count the times that I have even spanked my kids 1 time. I felt so bad for doing that I swore that it wouldn't happen again. I just cant imagine what it is like at their home UNREAL!!!

The OK woman is nothing new to us really some of the guys come up here and say some things that shouldn't be said and if they are about any of US they get warned ONE TIME. But to use foul language around the women is not a good thing and who knows what others that are in camp think about it, they pay for this then they dont need to hear it. The wife and family know that things come out and thats part of the campfire story or what happened its different but to just use it as everyday talk with the gal's around its not acceptable if it's just guy's who care's ive heard it a million times and said it more.

Talking to the wife in the tent last nite before we left to bring the 2 fighters back to town along with game that they got. Its just the reason that I just want to pack the string and be left out of the politics of the camp. I show up eat sometimes and sleep sometimes and leave MOST TIMES.

 

[Wayne M.]

Very unfortunate, could have been that trip was to help them iron things out but didn't work. Do you have an agreement signed before you set out on a hunt or just a handshake? Oftentimes especially around here, people are just real self centered and inconsiderate.

 

[BIGNASTY]

They sign some kind of legal thing that tells of the danger of the hunt and riding horses and that we are are not liable for, just the legal things that our world makes ya do to protect yourself. The other part of causing a problem is just a SPOKEN WORD and thats all that needs be said. There have been times that friends dont get along and seperation is not that big a deal. When these two pulled up at our house getting out of the rent-a-car arguing I told the wife THIS IS NOT GOOD is always on my face no matter how messed up some of them are.



Most of the time when they get up BEFORE dawn and get back AFTER dark they clean up eat and go to bed, if there is game in camp someone is always up at the fire to stand watch so if for some unknown reason ya cant sleep ,go talk to the guard at the fire.



I have always been the mysterious one that just appears in camp unpacks the mules repacks them, eats gives the wife a hug and leaves . I rather like that than being a referee at a prize fight.



The picture is what I like and do best to help out in the hunting endeavor.

 

[Grizzly]

BIG, I've heard a many campfire stories, but this one has to be the funniest.

 

[BIGNASTY]

Grizz



Funny yes I try not to look at the down side of what could have happened out here. Knocking out your kid is just NUT'S we are 20 miles back in and if anyone needed emergency aid YOUR I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER OUT OF LUCK. We All know CPR and advanced first aid but some things are just out of our ability. The old gal from OK got to be a kick in the pants (when she figured out she's NOT going to get into mine) She had some jokes that would make ANY military man blush. Penny and I have come in 1 day early to get game to the processor but she's going to stay a few days longer when they do get in tommorow she wants to check out the state some before heading back to OK. Going to take her to our dance/dinner/cowboy bar maybe she can fulfill her quest at the bar there are some pretty raunchy cowboys there. :-laf It's starting to get a little brisk and my leg is kind of stiff time to get off the hill for awhile been up here on and off for about 3 months

 

[JR]

BIG,
I seen a girl (so she claimed) do that in a bar one night in front of a bunch of drunks. She was sittin at a bar stool and leaned over an let er loose. It was so loud half the bar heard it and it was a loud bunch to boot. A guy sitting about 3 seats down from her looked over at her in a drunken stuper and said "dam honey that sounds like its been tampered with". Well everybody starts snickerin this girl gets up walks over to him and without sayin a word gives this fella one of the wickedest upper cuts ive ever seen. Caught him right square in the chin i heard the contact from the other side of the bar. Snapped his head back like one of them wobble heads even knocked his hat off. That fella left shortly after that, i think his pride was a little hurt along with his chin

 

[BIGNASTY]

D4L



So you've been to our saloon have ya!!!!! :-laf:-laf



That sounds like our kind of place the dinner house is a real nice restaurant the dance hall is (just that) loud and full of fun for the family live music and lots of dancing but the saloon is off limits for anyone that LOOKS like they mite be offended. When we first went BIL told me watch out in the Bar its a ugly place!!!!! SOUNDED GOOD TO ME.



We had dinner did some dancing then BIL and I went to the bar to talk to a couple of guys that he knew and throw back a few beers. This really nice looking gal was drunk on her butt came walking over, and as she did BIL said watch out for this one she was your wife's worst enemy in college. She said so your the one (pause and NOT TALKING ,SCREAMING) I said OK I must be!!!! She asked if the little Indian B***H knew how to treat a real man? Im not complaining!!!!! As big as you are can she handle everything your pack-in? ( I have a left leg that I can drop with the push of a valve it drops the vacuum and the leg will drop off) I said well there's not many that can but she seems to do OK!!!!!and I raised my stump toward the top of the bar in the dark it looks like a GIANT package rising to the occasion THE LOOK ON HER FACE WAS WORTH IT I didnt have to buy a beer for weeks after that :-laf She has never approached me again I DONT KNOW WHY???



Like your place this is the kind you have to watch everyone girls included.

 

[JR]

Lucky for you she didnt take you up on that offer you may not have gotten your leg back :-laf

The bar i go to can get pretty nasty from time to time its not necessarily from having bad people in our town i think it has more to do with the fact that we are pretty rural theres not much happening around here. That and the fact that alot of these people have all probably been working long hours on a farm or in the oil fields or some of them come off the barges that run the great lakes and theyre all cooped up looking to vent a little steam. Add alcohol to the mix and throw everybody together and personalities tend to clash. Im not the fighting type only been in one at a bar it was actually the same one i was talking about earlier. Some drunk was bieng loud n obnoxious and was taunting people to the point the bartender saw he was no good so he asked him to leave. The 2nd time he asked him he had the phone in his hand said he was calling the sherriff. So this guy starts heading for the door which was in the vicinity of where i was standing and this guy runs head on into me. I had my back to him so i didnt even see it coming and he pipes up "you better watch where the f your going" i looked at him and said i aint goin anywhere you are. That got a few laughs out of some people well he didnt like that one bit. He says yeah i got somethin for ya and reached into his shirt and begins to produce a rather large knife. I didnt even give him the chance to get it all the way out i had a bottle in my hand and i proceeded to plant it right across the top of his head. As drunk as he was thats all it took he just crumpled right to the floor. I bent down and picked up the knife before he came to his senses and handed it to the bartender who was by that point standing right next to me with a baseball bat. He was watching his every move and saw him pull the knife and was on his way over to put him out into left field so he was probably lucky i gave him my bottle first. Guy staggered to his feet and took off for his car he didnt even make it a mile down the road and put it head first in a guard rail at an intersection. Wound up getting charged with a dui and a weapons charge. So thats my extent of bar fights it was over before the bell even rang.

 

[BIGNASTY]

About the only time I go into the bar is to pick up a round if the waitress is busy mostly on Friday and Sat nites she's got her hands full of food and drinks and guys hitting on her. I stay out for that very reason especially if some rodeo guys are in town. Bull riders seem to be blessed with not much for brains and balls the size of Gibraltar and Bull riding is a small-er mans event. If you add all that up the answer is SMALL MAN SYNDORME ,WITH A NO PAIN BOTHERS THEM MENTALATIY I will give them that they are some tuff SOB'S

 

[HHhuntitall]

About the only time I go into the bar is to pick up a round if the waitress is busy mostly on Friday and Sat nites she's got her hands full of food and drinks and guys hitting on her. I stay out for that very reason especially if some rodeo guys are in town. Bull riders seem to be blessed with not much for brains and balls the size of Gibraltar and Bull riding is a small-er mans event. If you add all that up the answer is SMALL MAN SYNDORME ,WITH A NO PAIN BOTHERS THEM MENTALATIY I will give them that they are some tuff SOB'S

Stupid, usually, though. I can't go to the bar. Seems the dumbest amongst us can't be kept from talking to me... . I try to leave, but it just gets plain bad..... So I just don't go. That fighting BS just don't fly with me. I've done enough of it for any man, and I try to avoid it now..... I'd have to tell them to quit fighting or fight me..... At least I'd get my anger management out of the way while in camp!!! :-laf

 

[BIGNASTY]

HH I agree on the fighting part IM NOT GOING TO BACK DOWN FROM ONE but will try to avoid it if I can. (I dont heal like I use to )Its sad that it got to that point for the 2 of them that it was the only resolve to the problem. And the other hunters didnt want to see that at least I didnt we go to the mountains to leave the uninformed and moronic in town and enjoy the peace and quiet. But they paid their money for the hunt. Just wish ya could see and talk to the customers before you take the reservation for the hunt.

 

[HHhuntitall]

NO LIE!!! I guide a bunch of decent guys. I got a guy from Bruno shooting supplies this week, supposedly. He was down last year, and it turned out decent for him. NOT much of a stalker, though... . Then supposed to get some oil tycoon from Houston... . He was down last year, shot a buck the first day, and then hung out in camp 3 more days..... Guess he enjoyed the food... . He kept complaining about bedtime company... . I think he wanted to go find some lady-friends, and he kept prodding me and another guide to go with him to find some... . We went down to a local bar for a Halloween party, but he got shut down cold, several times!! :-laf We just drank a beer, danced a few times, and then drug him out by midnight... . That altitude kicks my tail!! I come up from @2500' to 7,000+, and it's hard for me to run very far... . Man, I do sleep good, though!! The outfitter is a really good guy. He's a decent hunter, but where he excells is the networking and accounting... . he can make the sale!! And honest. That's a rare trait, these days. Hopefully, I'll have some good pics when I get back.