Attention: TDR Forum Junkies Acts 2:38
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was
startled by an intruder. . She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its
valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be
forgiven. )
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what
she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just
stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you. '
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. . 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was
startled by an intruder. . She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its
valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be
forgiven. )
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what
she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just
stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture at you. '
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. . 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
