My wife says I'm a pig

[Whitmore]

But she also says she likes that in a man



Whats a feller to do



one little gasser and she gets all mad :-{} :-{} #@$%! :-laf

 

[lschultz]

Heard that before They get use to it. Its just air(sometimes with a little fragrance)Did I do that?:-laf

 

[Doc Tinker]

Better be carefull where you aim it. . she might get even



Doc

 

[Champane Flight]

Just Don't

If you wouldn't hold the covers over her head right after it, you wouldn't be called a Pig!

 

[Steve M]

I'd consider it a compliment! Pigs are pretty intelligent creatures. I hear they're smart too!



Farts are just a rasberry with an aroma. A bloomer melody so to speak! I've learned to harmonize with my wife.

 

[lschultz]

You mean females pass gas?:--) Oo.

 

[Whitmore]

lschultz You mean females pass gas?

they do not but they are always around a dog that does

 

[Pit Bull]

Originally posted by Whitmore

But she also says she likes that in a man



Whats a feller to do



one little gasser and she gets all mad :-{} :-{} #@$%! :-laf

Tell her she is wrong! Your only a pig if you pull the sheets over her head when you fart