This may have already been posted - is so, apologies:
Why I Carry a Gun
My old grandpa once said to me, "Son, there comes a time in
every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps
and usually it's when he becomes too old to take an *** whoopin'.
I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep
from being killed.
I don't carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because
sometimes people scare me.
I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun
because there are real threats in the world.
I don't carry a gun because I'm evil. I carry a gun because I
have lived long enough to see the evil in the world.
I don't carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a
gun because I understand the limitations of government.
I don't carry a gun because I'm angry. I carry a gun so that
I don't have to spend the rest of my lif e hating myself for failing to be
prepared.
I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry
a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on
a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon.
I don't carry a gun because I'm a cowboy. I carry a gun
because, when I die and go to Heaven, I want to be a cowboy.
I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I carry a gun
because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.
I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun
because, unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I AM inadequate.
I don't carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because
I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me.
"Police Protection" is an oxymoron. Free citizens must
protect themselves. Police do not protect you from crime; they
usually just investigate the crime after it happens and then call someone
in to clean up the mess.
Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and
too old to take an *** whoopin'. "
... author unknown (but obviously brilliant, and obviously NOT DPellegrin)

:-laf
Remember the average response time to a 911 call is over 6
minutes.
The average response time of a 357 magnum is 1400 FPS. (Feet per seconds)