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aww, dont be so hiney hurt rollover-pete, if you dont like it, dont look at this thread! it's all about SMOKE... .



-Chris-



No ones getting hiney hurt over it Chris. I just call it the way I see it, childish. The only reason I'd look at a thread like this is because of the children, anyone that drives a diesel powered truck ends up looking bad.



p. s... .

Happy Birthday. It's not often that you see an 8 year old thread on any board.
 
it does suck that all the kids now go blowing smoke on everybody, not just those who are deserving of it. .



It is pretty funny, pulling my 29' Baja boat, because everytime I shift gears, the HX40 builds enough boost to push the smoke clear out and around the boat. . looks pretty cool too! I need some injectors that aren't so hot on the top end, and I am sure we could clean up the smoke a little bit. .



-Chris-
 
The greatest smoke story is that the EPA noticed and took drastic action. Way to go, diesel boys, you just cost everyone who buys a new one thousands of dollars.
 
The greatest smoke story is that the EPA noticed and took drastic action. Way to go, diesel boys, you just cost everyone who buys a new one thousands of dollars.

Some people still don't get it. Last Saturday night we saw what looked to be some 18 year old fool in a ~2006 Mega cab blowing smoke through an intersection, blew through a red light and almost hit an elderly couple in a Jeep. He and his 12 year old girlfriend ended up in the same resturant parking lot with us a few minutes later. I really wanted to give him a piece of my mind, but after he got out of his truck, I realized he was maybe 110 lb soaking wet. He tried to look all bad with his gold chain, tatoo, and his hat on sidways. I was going to have a little talk with him, but I couldn't contain myself from laughing at him.
 
The greatest smoke story is that the EPA noticed and took drastic action. Way to go, diesel boys, you just cost everyone who buys a new one thousands of dollars.



Well said. It's amazing that the result is a clean and rusty tailpipe or stack. What don't make sense is a

regeneration is needed to get there. I was down and up a good portion of I-81 recently and I saw a LOT of trucks doing horrid regenerations! I caught an image of one. I can't believe this is legal!





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The greatest smoke story is that the EPA noticed and took drastic action. Way to go, diesel boys, you just cost everyone who buys a new one thousands of dollars.

Unlikely.

California is patient zero for all things evil, ergo the saying, what happens in CA, will eventually happen across the country. Most of their pollution comes across the pond from China.

I've met a couple of engineers that brag about engines that they have designed that during tests, the exhaust is cleaner than the ambient air. I respond with, "So why don't you just build a bunch of them and just leave them running to clean up your problem and stay out of ours?"

The reality is that a majority of the power upgrades that do get done actually improve emissions on our trucks when driven "normally". My emissions tests with the below pedigree was way better than the truck ever did stock. I'd say this is how it should have been built in the first place.

Not saying that my right rear fender is not coated in soot, she'll black out an intersection for the asking. I've come to the point that I try to keep it clean, but sometimes it does get a bit hazy behind me.

The last time I felt the need to fog someone was driving up in the mountains on a lesser highway. CO has a law that pedal bikers must be in single file. I'm fine with sharing the road, but when you have a 10' lane with no shoulder to speak of, driving a dually and three pedal pumpers are riding parallel keeping traffic backed up behind them at 15mph in the 45 (nobody wants to pass on a blind corner - we have to give them 3 feet by law), well, 5x5 on the comp, & WOT in 4th gear from 15mph does kind of roll the smoke. Breathe deep boys, your eyes would not be watering if you obeyed the law.

I get more enjoyment now out of going lighting up the twins passing some little street racer and the natural effect of the 5" to 4" exhaust with the exhaust brake design does give quite the banshee howl out the tailpipe when I go over 35# of boost.
 
I disagree that your emissions are lower, if you can smoke out someone like that. Even at lower power, you are probably producing some of those target compounds the EPA frowns upon. Moreover, you feel those bicyclists "deserved" to be smoked out. . . a lot of diesel owners have done similar things in the past. The problem occurs when those "victims" put their own spin on "what happened" and get their friendly greenie legislators involved, write a bunch of draconian emissions laws, and the EPA then gleefully enforces them. You might have been "right" short-term, but the long-term unintended consequences bit all of us in the ***.
 
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Colorado only looks at opacity, not gas content, at least for my year. Nobody has stuffed their nose up my tailpipe to tell me what toxic gasses are mixed in with what little soot I put out so I can neither confirm or deny your statement. I do know that I can be in a closed garage with a diesel running much, much longer than with a gasser before I start getting dizzy/feeling the effects (except Fords, they just smell nasty), so that tells me at least in the short term diesel is cleaner.

Look, it's only a matter of time before the "greenies" manage to screw everything for us, or Big Oil buckles and lets go of the technology they have to get 100 mpg and near zero emissions (at this point, not in their interest to take a pay cut).

We have bigger political fish to fry than the EPA right now, and a lot of them. SO... until then, smoke on.
 
Have you passed an Opacity test in your current configuration? If you can smoke out someone you shouldn't be able to.

If the "light truck" smokers keep it up we won't have a problem because the next step will be outlawing diesels in light trucks. Problem solved.

It saddens me to read about the "need" to smoke someone out. As Joe stated, those people vote. Bikers, the pedal type you smoked, are probably more politically active than most of us diesel owners. They write letters AND vote. Nice job Sticks...
 
There are planty of crosses on Hwy 1 here in komifornia from "sharing" the road. Many of them are libbies who hate automobiles, but pack their bikes in on their BMW rooftops and expect you to avoid them while riding two or three abreast.
 
Have you passed an Opacity test in your current configuration? If you can smoke out someone you shouldn't be able to.

Yes, as I stated, my truck in it's current configuration passes better than it did bone stock. I "can" smoke because my power options are adjustable. Do I run the emissions with the Edge on 5x5, hell no. 1x1 for advanced timing and less fuel, and the water methanol on (kicks in at 15psi of boost @ 50% duty cycle, and 100% @ 23psi). Does the emissions go from a dead stop to WOT under load, no. They reach and hold 3 different speeds and hold it while they increase the load on the vehicle. A bad tech can make any diesel fail, likewise a good tech can make any diesel pass. That is why they have specific guidelines as to how the vehicle is tested.

If the "light truck" smokers keep it up we won't have a problem because the next step will be outlawing diesels in light trucks. Problem solved.
Not in Big Oils interest for that to happen, so it won't.

It saddens me to read about the "need" to smoke someone out. As Joe stated, those people vote. Bikers, the pedal type you smoked, are probably more politically active than most of us diesel owners. They write letters AND vote. Nice job Sticks...

OK, sure. That pack of pedal pushers are going to single-handedly manage to get emissions so restrictive it would make California blush all because I left them in a cloud one day on a back mountain road.

Politicians by nature do not listen to their constituency unless the numbers start approaching a point where it may impact their next election, which would be somewhere in the 30% area of their jurisdiction/territory... whatever they call it... . of total voting population, and then only if that does not impact any side money they have coming in from lobbyists or Corp-rats. The only exception would be if that is already their stance, or one of their interns happens to pass on their letter so said politician actually reads it themselves. Note - this only applies to state and federal level politicians. City, and maybe county versions may actually read all correspondence - but it has been my experience that they are just as corrupt and cold give a rat's arse what the public thinks once they are in office.
 
If oliar and the EPA have their way they start thinning the population because the lot of us are putting out too much CO2. All of this crap with emissions started years ago and even bush 2 did nothing to slow it down any. I agree that "smoking" someone that deserves it is one thing, but smoking just because you can is a whole different ball of wax. That being said I have filled the passenger compartment of a few vehicles myself, the ones that are rapping or playing that God forsaken spanish crap.
 
Some people still don't get it. Last Saturday night we saw what looked to be some 18 year old fool in a ~2006 Mega cab blowing smoke through an intersection, blew through a red light and almost hit an elderly couple in a Jeep. He and his 12 year old girlfriend ended up in the same resturant parking lot with us a few minutes later. I really wanted to give him a piece of my mind, but after he got out of his truck, I realized he was maybe 110 lb soaking wet. He tried to look all bad with his gold chain, tatoo, and his hat on sidways. I was going to have a little talk with him, but I couldn't contain myself from laughing at him.


You don't think the little wet behind the ears punk had an inferiority complex, do ya??? W.A.A.H. Don't know how people like that live to the age 21???? High School (class of 73) used to straighten those types of people out for life!
 
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