Me and the Missus were just dating (20 years ago) and the bumper sticker on the back of my Valiant (couldn't kill that slant 6) said "You're Ugly And Your Mother Dresses You Funny". It had been on the back for a few months and I never thought much about it... until we were parked in McDonalds having something to eat. Suddenly this nut, who WAS UGLY AND WHO'S MAMA DID DRESS HIM FUNNY, took offense to my bumper sticker and started pounding on my window yelling at me for insulting him because of how his mama dressed him (!) Here I was, all of 18, out with my honey, just wanting a little lovin and something to eat, and now I had to deal with some dumb-ass dimwit who's eyes were bugging out of his head and he was frothing like a dog with rabies, all because of a dang bumper sticker. I never finished my Big Mac, never got my lovin', broke 2 fingers and still never showed up for the rabies shot. Ahhh youth... .