Fart ??

[nickleinonen]

I violated the ppm standard for particulate matter in a K-Mart aisle looking for the correct size fire extinguisher for my boat. Had to waddle to the restroom, (after dilligently searching for it) and left my drawers behind. Freeballed it on the way home

yep, done that before... not fun at all. [although funny as heck when it happens to someone else :-laf]

 

[GHinton]

I'm just glad

that some of you can laugh at other's misfortune. :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[HoleshotHolset]

The guy that sits one cube over from me @ work blasts them out on a regular basis... I've often wanted to start an impromptu competition with him.



Matt

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Not even 5 minutes ago...



Walking behind a woman in the hallway here at work, and all of a sudden, a cheak sneak salute from under the skirt... good thing my department was right there... quickly behind a closed door and still laughing my A$$ off...



She had no idea anyone was behind her!!!

 

[EBottema]

I ate some chicken last night that didnt make me feel too well. I was laying down with my girlfriend and she was dosing off. I wanted to see if she was really sleeping and i had the chicken gas to check :-laf



so i moved my backside right up next to her and it woke her up i got a good punch on the shoulder, but i couldnt stop laughing... . It was a waker upper haha :-laf



Erik

 

[RHARVEY]

A couple of nights ago I walked over in front of the fan in the living room. . and let one fly... It was so bad that my son fell off of the couch and crawl'd out of the living room . I thought there for a minute he was going to barf :-laf :-laf :-laf .



Rick

 

[truckstom]

I can only read about 2 pages of this thread at a time , I'm laughing so hard...

 

[XJSuperman]

Had a friend of mine fart on my couch... my cat promptly walked over and tried to bury it... like he buries his own crap in his litterbox. Man what a stink!!

 

[DTroy]

I can't take it. You guys bring tears to my eyes. :{ I'm really glad that we're not all in the same room!

Bombs away!

 

[RGardner]

:-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[lschultz]

Yep them older women like to cut them and some of em don't care if anybodys around. I walked up a aisle in a grocery store one time with my wife and someone had just passed some out :{ I told my wife I think that lady up there farted. The wife did not have any comment cause I was talking about a woman. I said it loud and I know the lady that dropped one ahead of us heard it but she ignored my comment.

 

[DWeiler]

american bulldogs can hold there own

hey guys,all this talk about us farting,you should smell the 100+lbs american bulldog i have :--) ,man can she let them rip,especially just before bed. She sleeps at the end of the bed and if she lets one rip,if the noise doesn"t wake you,the smell sure will, from a deep sleep. We stopped giving her rawhide and dried pigs ears to chew on because the smell would make you sick. I think they know what there doing too,because sometimes after she farts she looks at me like saying --TOP THAT ONE DAD :-laf

 

[EBottema]

I've been camping at the place I have in Kernville. Its great since my friends uncle put exlax in some kids hot chocolate and so far, it has caused massive ripping of a$$... We sent to kid into one of the tents and woke up someone with his stinky suprise



Labor day, aint it great :-laf :-laf

 

[jnelson]

Anatomy of a good fart

6 pickled quail eggs

2 pickled pigs feet

1 chorizo egg and bean taquito

3 LoneStar beers



It'll will actually make your eyes water.



Definition of a fart - a terd honking for a right of way.

 

[RT66DOC]

Anybody know why terds [turds] are tapered on both ends?

 

[bmoeller]

So your butt doesn't slam shut.

 

[bmoeller]

A while back I was talking to my boss' grandpa. He lit two of the nastiest sounding and looooong farts I have EVER heard. Thought he was going to need a diaper, that sounded that bad. They souned like wet ones. :--) It was all I could to to keep a straight face and not laugh out loud. As soon as I was in my truck to head home, I bust out laughing, so hard in fact, it made my eyes water. Glad I was up wind. Oo.

 

[HoleshotHolset]

My Dad, two uncles and I were working on an '03 Softail on Sunday... I was more or less just handing wrenches and drinking beer.



Dad let one out while he was messing with the jet in the carb... it was loud enough that everyone heard it in the backyard of my grandmother's place.



Everyone immediately blamed it on me... but Dad insists that the bike backfired. There was more than one jet adjusted a bit rich on that afternoon. :-laf



Matt

 

[bmoeller]

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[wcaldwell]

My precious 93-year old Granny was walking with my wife during my Grandfather's funeral. Granny looked up to my wife and said, "You know, I'm so deaf I can't even hear myself fart!"



:-laf :-laf



Wayne