Great Smoke Stories!

[WDixon27]

i blew a healthy fart at a 6. 0 today while getting on the interstate but i don't think he wanted play because i don't beleave my truck is that fast :-laf

 

[Boondocker]

I rarely post to this thread because smoking is not my style. But some times you just have to foot the soot.



So I'm approaching a large 4-way intersection southbound, making a right-hand turn on the green light. A female driver in a big Ford pickup is approaching same intersection northbound, making left turn. We hit the intersection at the same time and I have the right of way. She doesn't slow and heads into the turn. I decide to take my turn since I have the lead and can make it safely. I roll through at about 25MPH in 4th gear. There was plenty of room, I didn't cut her off, but she catches up in a big hurry.



My RPM is low, Smarty is on #9, there's no one else around, so I lay the throttle down and do the freight train thing. I'm looking back... looking back... and finally see her pull into the center turning lane and almost stop until the smoke clears. I guess I made my point.



Soot Happens

 

[Ruckuz]

I rarely post to this thread because smoking is not my style. But some times you just have to foot the soot.



So I'm approaching a large 4-way intersection southbound, making a right-hand turn on the green light. A female driver in a big Ford pickup is approaching same intersection northbound, making left turn. We hit the intersection at the same time and I have the right of way. She doesn't slow and heads into the turn. I decide to take my turn since I have the lead and can make it safely. I roll through at about 25MPH in 4th gear. There was plenty of room, I didn't cut her off, but she catches up in a big hurry.



My RPM is low, Smarty is on #9, there's no one else around, so I lay the throttle down and do the freight train thing. I'm looking back... looking back... and finally see her pull into the center turning lane and almost stop until the smoke clears. I guess I made my point.



Soot Happens

Soot Happens Hahahaha we need a sticker!Oo.

 

[Boondocker]

Soot Happens

I got that covered (be careful when reading it) :-laf
https://www.turbodieselregister.com...ssions-2003-2007/157420-soot-rear-bumper.html

 

[Ruckuz]

Please send me one haha



I was cruising around with a friend of mine just after getting the truck back from the transmission shop, after 2 weeks. #@$%!

My buddy says pull over, i gotta take a leak like crazy. Apparently he really did have to go, cause when i stopped he jumped out of the cab, ran a few steps towards the back of the truck, and let 'er rip. Only problem..... he stood right beside the tailpipe. I would have thought he learned this lesson the day he pulled up beside me with his wide open window even with the pipe. That day i shot smoke in one window, and saw it coming out the opposite rear window. Anyways, i sooted him so bad today, his arms were actually black, and he was coughing like crazy. Funny enough, he also is trying desperately to save up enough cash for a Cummins, and wants me to take him to IRP. :-laf Another one bites the soot!

 

[CAROLINA CUMMINS]

These stories are great Figured I'd add another:-laf



We were all at town in my 91, me and a couple friends. Well we were cruising slowly past the Wally World parking lot and a car load of preppy lookin white boys in their momma's Lexus (no offense meant here to either preps or momma's :-laf) give us plenty of dirty looks. Dunno why, we hadn't offended them in the least little way (yet:-laf)



Anyway, I give them a few puffs just for meaness, nothin serious; and they continued to follow us on out onto the main highway. A mile or two up the road, a few stoplights later, I slowed down for the left turn lane, and as they sped past us they yelled a few obscenities in reference to my truck and something being the matter with it#@$%!



Soooo, they had done dissed my truck and now it was on They were stopped in the left lane, while I was coming to a stop in the left turn lane. About the same time my left turn light turned green they started to open their doors I'm about 4 car lengths behind them, rolling about 10mph, so I stick it in 3rd and promptly pour the coal. Seems like they disappeared quite nicely:-laf:-laf As I finished my U-turn I saw that they must have loved that soot shower as they were telling me I was #1



We'll laugh about that one for a while.



Steven

 

[JacobsD]

These are all great stories.



I've had a few of the normal diesel ones. Smokin' a hybrid. Swerves from people behind me. All that good stuff.



Yesterday I was on my way to the dragstrip to watch some muscle cars and right down the road from me they were having a tag sale. Now its a normal two lane road with no real pull off areas, so I found it a quite stupid place to host a tag sale. As I was rolling up towards the place they were having it, A couple of dudes got out of their car and started crossing the street. I promptly had to slam on the brakes and try to avoid them. And they just mosied across the road. By the time they got over to the side I was down to about 10 mph, and was already in 3rd gear (didn't have time to downshift, only brake. ) So to the floor it went and those brandy-new Pensacola II injectors flowed some pretty good fuel and out the tailpipe the coal went.



Yeah. Smoked out the entire tag sale. :-laf :-laf Oo.

 

[MForbus]

I was on my way home from May Madness. When I got in the far left turn lane next to a guy in some rice rocket thing with his windows down. He kept inching forward. So I wanted to beat him off the line! When the light turned green I stepped on it!! I left a huge cloud of smoke in his car!! He wasn't too happy! = )

 

[JasonCzerak]

I was on my way home from May Madness. When I got in the far left turn lane next to a guy in some rice rocket thing with his windows down. He kept inching forward. So I wanted to beat him off the line! When the light turned green I stepped on it!! I left a huge cloud of smoke in his car!! He wasn't too happy! = )

I did the same thing to a 350Z! You'd think a "sports car" would be able to out accelerate a 7000# truck on a turn. . right?

 

[6BT-Dakota]

I had one the other night

I had one the other night, I was at a stop light and their was a brand new dark red corvette convertable behind me with the top down :-laf so when the light turned green I left the light slowly as to not intentionally smoke him (basically I was being nice) when we got to the next light that was red apparently I didnt go fast enough when the light turned green and mr. impatient behind me laid on the horn and screamed out the top of the car "GET A MOVE ON THE F___ING LIGHT IS GREEN *****HOLE" to which I replied with "OK" I mashed my foot to the floor and the Corvette dissapeared in black soot. When he pulled along side of me and motioned to me that i was #1 i noticed that his tan leather interior was a little darker than before he had blown his horn and when he removed his glasses he had a reverse racoon look going. It was priceless.

 

[LOtero]

I had one the other night, I was at a stop light and their was a brand new dark red corvette convertable behind me with the top down :-laf so when the light turned green I left the light slowly as to not intentionally smoke him (basically I was being nice) when we got to the next light that was red apparently I didnt go fast enough when the light turned green and mr. impatient behind me laid on the horn and screamed out the top of the car "GET A MOVE ON THE F___ING LIGHT IS GREEN *****HOLE" to which I replied with "OK" I mashed my foot to the floor and the Corvette dissapeared in black soot. When he pulled along side of me and motioned to me that i was #1 i noticed that his tan leather interior was a little darker than before he had blown his horn and when he removed his glasses he had a reverse racoon look going. It was priceless.

oh man it doesnt get much better than that! nothing like an *****hole in a vette... :-laf

 

[Boondocker]

reverse racoon look

Now that is PRICELESS! :-laf

 

[PKozlowski]

Score one for the Dodge!!



You try to be nice and people won't allow it.

hehehehe

 

[TSuter]

Be careful what you ask for! I did something similar to a buddy of mine in his 56 Vette convertible for the same reason. He felt I wasn't pulling out into traffic fast enough from work. He called me a few choice words the next day. Everyone who drives a diesel up just laughed at him.



Tom

 

[DZink24]

How about this. . You are patiently waiting at a RED light, waiting to make a right turn, when someone, who in a ricer (of course), who cannot see over my tires, let alone the guardrail on the overpass that is obstructing MY vision in a 4x4 2500 series pickup, and keeping ME from safely turning right on red, decides that he won't wait for me, or the green light, and promptly decides to pass me on the RIGHT, between my tailpipe and the ditch. Bad move buddy..... BTW, traffic was heavy and it is a slow light... . :-laf



Nothin' like a little 2 stroke oil to help darken the afternoon sunshine...

Absolute idiots, there is no better feeling than being able to "clean up" the highways of this scum and trash that is the impatient driver.

 

[C. Harlan]

I found its hard to smoke some people out with these ISB-e's... the Intake temps have to be like 120+ in order to get any good smoke... I still manage, but need a laggier turbo to make the effect last longer!! I guess that's why I still drive Black Betty around-- so I know what REAL smoke looks like!!!



-Chris-

 

[JasonCzerak]

So I'm putzing around lake Minnatonka on 15. Everyone knows everyone drives like an idiot and typically WAY TO SLOW. You wonder if these people ever been on a road that's curvy? heh. anyways



Lots of traffic, I can't go any faster, as there are plenty of people in front. I'm not tail gating the guy in front, the guy be hind me isn't being tail gated. Just the retard behind me is tailing me! While on his cell in his old crappy LS400.



So for the first half of the trip he gets smoked, smoked, smoked some more. Smoked a little more. Keep in mind I'm still running hte "broke" box so only a brown out is possible.



After a little while he rolls up his windows and shuts the sunroof and actually backs off. Message finally delivered to the retard.





Getting on US-12/394 East. I run up to 80mph-ish and cruise, He appeared to be trying to keep up but failed at that till I stopped at 80. At this point the guy keeps looking over, falls back, comes up again, looks over. I just smile and keep on truckin'.



At about 169 there were some traffic merging, a ton of cars all tailing each other preventing any sort of "merging" until we all get so close that panic stops are required to squeeze together in true Minnesota fashion.



So as to avoid this I roll on the throttle to WOT. LS400 guy is 1 car in front in the left lane (not the car pool lane). and I'm in the right. Just as I'm passing him I've noticed that I'm going faster then I should for a pass then I hear his motor reving like mad as I pass his front bumper. So I just stay in it and squeeze my rear bumper right in front of his at about 100-ish Just in time to meet up with the train of sheep, err cars attempting to merge.



He immediately backs off and falls way back, as do I. I slow to about 70-75, let boost fall to 0 and give a quick "insult to injury" puff. He dives to the car pool lane and just about hits the wall. HA! He still got clobbered with the cloud to mind you!



So put the speedo needle on 70mph and he rolls back in the car pool lane. I do what one would do to a younger child that thinks he was going to get the better of the adult. Just wave my index finger back and forth as to say "uht uht uhhhh,". He waved back with a "your number one". The GF and I had a long laugh about that.

 

[blacksheep4x4]

Got my buddy the other day. He pulled up next to me at the stop light on a one way reving his gasser with his window open. He should have known better. Light turned green and I watched in my rearview mirror as he was choking on black exhaust smoke. :-laf:-laf

 

[JApol]

I had a decent one the other day. Heading east on 64 in Norfolk trying to get on Indian River. Its one of those exits where incoming traffic has to merge into your lane so you can take their spot and exit. Traffic is back up about a mile. Being courteous I get in line at the back and wait patiently. I never saw what the guy behind me was driving as I never saw the actual front of his car. I saw the hood every once in a while but mostly just windshield.

I started watching him and every time he wasn't paying any attention to me I would do a "panic" stop. I was having a great time watching this guy dump load upon load of adrenaline into his system. I Finally get to my exit and it is about a lane and a half wide. I move all the way to the left for proper placement and let it roll. He stopped his car and tried to drive around the cloud, he failed as by this time the cloud was across the entire lane.

He gets right on my bumper again! He didn't learn from the 20 or so panic stops but he did learn to not get on my right side again.

 

[bmoeller]

... ... but he did learn to not get on my right side again.

With stacks and plenty of volume, I don't have to aim. I just engulf them like a squid fogging its prey with the ink. :-laf:-laf



Last tailgater I got was in a nice black Beamer. Couldn't see his hood at all. Smoked him out and stayed a good mile behind me after that. :-laf