Great Smoke Stories!

[JasonCzerak]

This guy. ohh he so deserved it, and so much more!

Cruising steady at 65 in the left lane, with traffic. Traffic is thinning out a little and most people are keeping their distance (kinda odd. . ).



Enter G6 sedan behind me, he creeps up, backs up a few times. He's got issues. So I'm keeping my eye on him. Few miles up the road he decides to jump the middle lane behind a tractor trailer. I move up and leave my self the standard Minnesota 1 car length following distance behind the guy I've been behind for a while.



Guess what happens..... Yep. This retards SQUEEZES in between... I should of hit the guy. only 6 inches to go I'm sure.



His second and last mistake was to not get in front of the semi truck and keep going, cuz well, the middle lane was WIDE OPEN. (typical Minnesota, left lane jammed, middle lane empty. ) So I jumped over and "SQUEEZED" (well, pushed him over and back) to reclaim my right full spot!



And that's when the smoke storms started, he backed off after the first few. I can see the guy in the tractor trailer laughing I think



He started to creep back up again, and that's when I decided, 50-55 was more suitable speed for the rest of the trip to work, holding his punk $#@ in check. Hope he's late for what ever he was doing.

 

[Jong]

Couple weeks ago I was coming up to a stop light at a major intersection that narrows down from two lanes to one not far from my house that everyone seems to have to race through to be in front to make it to the next light down the road. Guy in a Saab 9-3 turbo pulls up next to me that had been attached to my rear for 3 lights already, and starts "deep staging" me at the light. At green I stood on it, his car goes from silver to black and was left quite a bit behind me. Never underestimate a 3/4 ton truck with a rattling idle... :-laf:-laf:-laf

 

[JasonCzerak]

Couple weeks ago I was coming up to a stop light at a major intersection that narrows down from two lanes to one not far from my house that everyone seems to have to race through to be in front to make it to the next light down the road. Guy in a Saab 9-3 turbo pulls up next to me that had been attached to my rear for 3 lights already, and starts "deep staging" me at the light. At green I stood on it, his car goes from silver to black and was left quite a bit behind me. Never underestimate a 3/4 ton truck with a rattling idle... :-laf:-laf:-laf

heh.



I've always wondered why people mess with ANYTHING that has a full rack of gauges.

 

[GDMRTN]

I was comin home the other day, goin thru a 35mph zone. I'm doin 40. All the sudden this little doodlemobile pulls out in front of me. I HAUL the brakes and the horn. He looked in his mirror and didn't even speed up. I "pushed" him a little an he pulled over to let me go around. As I got beside him I notice he is on the fone and the window is open. As you can well imagine it got dark as I went past. In my mirror I saw a finger out his window... wonder why!?! It just reminded me of the bumper sticker: "Horn broke, watch for finger"!!

 

[LOtero]

havent gotten into any races worth mentioning, just the normal beatings.

anyway i hooked up my drag comp for a couple days just to get a good comparison of it and the quad files i have been running, a little birdy told me to unhook my map sensor from the block and it will fuel mechanically instead of boost based so i did, CAN YOU SAY SMOKE! holy crap it was ridiculous, i have video of just revving it in park and the smoke was thick thick black with a little gray following it from the unburnt fuel, it was crazy. anyway i was on base yesterday driving about 20mph and i see a gray duramax with "racing stripes" and stacks! i couldnt believe it they were miters and about a foot over the cab, so instinctually i matted it and completely fogged the entire road out, the look on the dudes face was freakin hilarious! his eyes got huge and when i looked in the mirror to see what the stacks looked like he was gone, i couldnt even see his truck, it made me laugh pretty hard. needless to say i re-intstalled the quad box because the smoke was too much even for me!

 

[Mhannink]

a few days ago im on my way home from work. i get on the highway and merge over to the left lane and hit the cruise. well behind me on the on ramp was this tricked out ford. talking lift rims tires paint the whole nine and nothing on it cheap. well the truck is white with blue flames. like i said tricked out almost show truck level. well he gets behind me and gets right on my *** so i kick off the cruise and slow down. after i get down to 60ish i roll into the throttle so the point just before downshift. his truck disappares. well the driver backs off a little and the gets back on me. so i smoke him again. again he backs off and gets back on me. well there is a gap in the lane to my right and the ford starts to move over. at this time i was slowing for yet another smoking. well the ford jumps over and hammers it i stand on it and pull away from him like he is sitting still. driver gets behind me again and hangs back. finaly with another break in traffic and no room for me to move forward the ford passes me the driver not happy at me at all. when he gets in front of me when he does he puts out this little cute adorable little puff of smoke. i just lmao

 

[JasonCzerak]

In 5mph winter snow traffic of all places!

So every one is being courteous, using blinkers (weird? huh?). So I'm keeping about 2 cars and this tard in the right lane FLOORS IT and cuts in front of me. no blinker, full throttle and then slams on the brake to not hit the guy in front of him!!! I'm like WTF? so I make some hand jesters like "what heck?" He make some sort of reply say "what was I supposed to do". I try to point out "use your blinkers". . Well just imagine it.

Anywho. 10 minutes later same thing, but cuts the guy in the right lane off! HA!.

I notice his window is down. And on the phone. And the left lane is moving faster then the right lane... ... ... And the wind is not so active... ...

I was honesty just going to toot the air horns. . Really. He was on the phone, might as well right?

No, I got a dirty $@$ look for being cut off.

3 times I just put the peddle to the floor while rolling by, huge clouds right in the window! ahhh that was funny

 

[WDixon27]

gotta unmarked cop on the way home, i am in the middle of a pass and this goober comes out of nowhere and sets up shop about 6' off my bumper, to add to my annoyance the penske truck i was passing that was 5 or so under the limit boots it and matches speeds with me, i kill the cruise and give it a second then mat it belching a ok cloud, asshat hits a windshield light so i get in front of the penske truck and let him roar down the traffic filled hwy

 

[JasonCzerak]

gotta unmarked cop on the way home, i am in the middle of a pass and this goober comes out of nowhere and sets up shop about 6' off my bumper, to add to my annoyance the penske truck i was passing that was 5 or so under the limit boots it and matches speeds with me, i kill the cruise and give it a second then mat it belching a ok cloud, asshat hits a windshield light so i get in front of the penske truck and let him roar down the traffic filled hwy

That's called entrapment in my book.



Also, that truck should get a ticket for being an over all asshat matching speed like that.

 

[C. Harlan]

well I finally have a story! I finally stacked a smarty S06 with my juice for 498. 3 hp yesterday! anyways we were on the way to the dyno, and some lady in an accord pulled in front of me while I was full steam ahead... . I was going to go out of the way to give her a good smoking when the gf told me to get up next to her! what a great idea! next thing you know the whole highway was blacked out! this smarty on 8 and the juice on 3 is pretty darn impressive!





-Chris-

 

[JasonCzerak]

well I finally have a story! I finally stacked a smarty S06 with my juice for 498. 3 hp yesterday! anyways we were on the way to the dyno, and some lady in an accord pulled in front of me while I was full steam ahead... . I was going to go out of the way to give her a good smoking when the gf told me to get up next to her! what a great idea! next thing you know the whole highway was blacked out! this smarty on 8 and the juice on 3 is pretty darn impressive!





-Chris-

Keep a good ear out for major injector rattle with that juice stacked. I couldn't never get a good combo to work well with the two.

 

[C. Harlan]

Well, it sounds like a kind of rattle at the higher rpm's, if that's what you're talking about, but is that bad??



-Chris-

 

[MOtero]

cant let this thread die just yet



me and the gf were on the way to a family gathering yesterday on a packed freeway where the far right lane ends and merges with the middle. and of course there are always people hauling azz to get three cars further forward and runin it till the lane completly ends. well I was cruising along in bumper to bumper going about 40 and I see a minivan get out of the center to the right lane to shoot forward a few cars right as im at where the lane ends. I made that minivan work for the spot, then I got flashed for being mean so I "flashed" back. lockup, third gear, and comp 5x5. the chick just laughes and tells me you love smoke too much as I was laughing my azz off.

 

[MCummings]

Well, it sounds like a kind of rattle at the higher rpm's, if that's what you're talking about, but is that bad??



-Chris-

Yup. Not good. Asking for an injector failure there...



Merrick

 

[MCummings]

... to get three cars further forward...



... get out of the center to the right lane to shoot forward a few cars ...



I made that minivan work for the spot, then I got flashed for being mean so...

#ad




#ad




Merrick

 

[WDixon27]

i really really wanted to smoke the chevy truck with the high beams on behind me on the way home from work this evening, but we were stuck in bumper to bumper traffic idling along, a alternative would of been to hit him with my hid spot light (AKA the light saber) in the face a couple times till he got the message but it wasn't along for the ride

 

[JGrefenstette]

took off from a stop light last night in a town on the eastern side of the county, real yuppie area. so i let the clutch out a dump a clound like usual. poped collar hybrid driver behind me honked!! haha, tha was my que, got into 3rd and let it rip. he kept a good distance needless to say. besides, he couldnt hear outa his left ear for who knows how long after. i felt pretty good about the dusting

 

[MA2LA]

I've had a lot of fun will allsorts of cars and trucks but the other day was a new one for me. I was heading up I95 rollin about 80 and out of nowhere i hear sport bike open up about a 1/4 mile a head of me. the guy was just playin around doing wheelies and doing runs from about 65 to 100. So i figure lets have some fun. I had the smarty jr on 70hp and i turned the knobb on my mp-8 up all the way. I pulled up to him and matched his speed about 75 or so and we looked at eachother and i knew it was on and punched it. we ran head to head up till I hit the 108 limit. the whole time he kept looking over at me not beliving this 8500 pound brick could roll like that. after i hit the limit i backed down and then so did he and gave me a thumbs up.

 

[JGrefenstette]

respectable. thanks doing you duty to maintain the reputation of the Cummins owners

 

[JasonCzerak]

I've had a lot of fun will allsorts of cars and trucks but the other day was a new one for me. I was heading up I95 rollin about 80 and out of nowhere i hear sport bike open up about a 1/4 mile a head of me. the guy was just playin around doing wheelies and doing runs from about 65 to 100. So i figure lets have some fun. I had the smarty jr on 70hp and i turned the knobb on my mp-8 up all the way. I pulled up to him and matched his speed about 75 or so and we looked at eachother and i knew it was on and punched it. we ran head to head up till I hit the 108 limit. the whole time he kept looking over at me not beliving this 8500 pound brick could roll like that. after i hit the limit i backed down and then so did he and gave me a thumbs up.

Where did you pull that 8500# number out of? If that bed is empty no more then 7500 full of fuel and driver.

If your keeping up with a bike with only a Jr and MP8, it must of been a 500 bike and he musta been clutching the crap out of it to pull a wheelie at 65.

I've had a run in with a bike before. New 600 of some sort. We were dead even though most pulls to 100. I was impressed Tho some of my friends swear up and down "he couldn't ride", there for that's why I repeatedly stayed even. Despite the fact I could see he was shifting though gears and was tucked down. Looked like he could ride to me

Most Harlies are fun, slower then snail snot in comparison to a sport bike. Most folks around here get the slower ones and put the big annoying pipes on them. The look when you walk past them on a 30+ run is PRICELESS