Women

[Ol'TrailDog]

JL mused:

I'm dating someone now that likes me for who I am and doesn't feel the need to change anything about me.

Ahhh... ... okay... . thats... . well, thats wonderful..... Pssst, anyone want to be the first to clue ol' JL in. :-laf :-laf :-laf



Edit: PS: JL, sorry to hear about what you've been through. Good luck with this dolly.

 

[JL penner]

It's okay really... I still miss my ex... ... but my aim is getting better! :-laf

 

[klenger]

There was a guy golfing with his budies on Saturday morning. As they are teeing off, a funeral procession drives by and the guy takes off his hat, puts his right hand on his heart, bows his head, and says a short prayer. His budies are impressed, and comment on how sensitive his his, when he replies "yea, I sure am going to miss her".

 

[GIT-R-DONE]

There was a guy golfing with his budies on Saturday morning. As they are teeing off, a funeral procession drives by and the guy takes off his hat, puts his right hand on his heart, bows his head, and says a short prayer. His budies are impressed, and comment on how sensitive his his, when he replies "yea, I sure am going to miss her".

:-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[ladyjaine]

^ That's me!



ladyjaine - Will you marry me?





- JyRO

I am honored by your request, but regretfully, I must decline. I think that makes my third proposal as a result of truck ownership or TDR membership.



Jean

 

[Sled Puller]

Sure doesn't make it hurt any less tho' - but be assured, the pain DOES go away!

Garys right-the pain of a break up does go away.



On the other hand, the pain of marriage lasts forever, and festers like ganggreen



If you are lucky, sometimes the pus will explode out, and relieve the pain for a bit. :-laf

 

[loncray]

While Sled's examples are pretty nasty, he's absolutely right. Unlike his posts in the Political Forum that is!

 

[Bill Lins]

Despite their faults, they're more fun to ride than are motorcycles!

 

[Cummins Pilot]

Theres been times I'd have rather been on my motorcycle and of course vice versa.

 

[snowracer69]

Theres been times I'd have rather been on my motorcycle and of course vice versa.

never wished that with the ex... it was always good...



however, there was one girl... wow... What I woulda given to have a bike at that time... . still ok, just not that *great* time...

 

[Ol'TrailDog]

Me thinks what CP meant was for those times when "Hell hath no fury like a women scorned" or "for that time of the month" it could be best to be on a motocycle, BMW preferably of course, heading over the horizon at a fast rate of speed.

 

[ladyjaine]

You haven't seen me on the highway during my 'grumpy days. ' Ever heard the phrase Hell on Wheels? In the truck on on the Harley, people don't pass me, nor do they tailgate.



Jean

 

[MCummings]

You haven't seen me on the highway during my 'grumpy days. ' Ever heard the phrase Hell on Wheels? In the truck on on the Harley, people don't pass me, nor do they tailgate.



Jean

I get that way whenever I get cut off, or they think that just becuase I have a 54' trailer in tow I'm slower.



Ever wonder how big ricers eyes can get when they thought they'd pass the truck with the big trailer before the on-ramp, and then discover that,,, they can't? LOL,, I slay myself.



Don't worry ladyjaine, I can be dam mean behind the wheel if I get ****** off, or just plain feel like it LOL.

 

[JyRO]

<---- Shot down by ladyjaine. I'm heart-broken. :{ But ladyjaine, I have money, a Cummins Ram, and it blows smoke ... what else could you want?



I think women are like gambling in Las Vegas. Your gonna lose no matter what, its their job to ensure that. You keep messing around there and you're gonna wind up broke, and not just in the bank account area. Sure, they look nice and welcoming on the outside, but once you've been in for a while, it can get not so fun fast.



Look at me and ladyjaine. It just hurts. All the time and effort I've put in there and splat, I was out like old bathwater. Oh well, I'm on to the next prospective X-Mrs. JyRO.



- JyRO

 

[98rammer]

c'mon, can't we be a little more cynical??? i've seen waaaaaay too many divorces in my short life around me. i have stories.



Say it with me:

PRENUP!



when i look out into the world, stereotypically- i see 90% of women who care only about money, or mostly money, and material things. also a lot of selfishness. btw, and an even higher level goes towards celebrities: why does the carat, size, and/or cost of the ring matter? why is it because you make $80,000 a year you have a girlfriend, but during the hard times, most would leave you? Again, i have more stories.



and i wont even go into the whole cheating bs



love can definately be blind (i know i have been). love sucks... sigh

 

[moparmarty]

Two things I believe:

1. Men need only clear communication, appreciation, honest love and respect from a woman. This will be repaid by laying the moon and stars at her feet.

2. Anytime I'm in a relationship with any living thing and I have the need to win, the possibility for connection and closeness is gone.

 

[Ol'TrailDog]

Whoa Oh, sounds like Mopar Marty is trying to put the moves on. Slick, you silver tongue fox, pretty slick.



However, I can't help but get this mental image of Marty sitting in front of his computer wearing stained boxers and a wife-beater, several days stubble, cigarette dangling at a rakish angle, and a can of Schmidts animal beer next to the mouse. :-laf



Not that I find fault with his Shakespearian prose. Heck, I'm a male too, and as such would, ahh... shall we say varnish the truth a tad, if it would get me to my goal (we all know what that is without saying). Thats it Marty, sweet talk her.



Edit: Sorry JyRO looks like you have competition. :-laf

 

[DaveMorris]

CP, your young enough...



Get your schooling finished up, get your career started off, and figure out what makes YOU happy. If you don't do this first then you will be in the same shoes that ALOT of guys are in now, married, unhappy, but kind of stuck due to families (kids), money, very stressfull, etc... Then those situations usually make a turn for the worse and everyone is devistated...



I know way to many guys that got married to soon / young (because that was the next step right?), now these guys are stressed out, really don't have anywhere to vent, since the marriage cut off communications from the single friends... sure the wifes are around to listen, but sometimes you need a good buddy to honestly tell you what they see and maybe to just stop whimpering or slap you around a little. I work beside these type of guys, live beside these type of guys, those marriages are not strong at all and definatley not healthy for anyone.



Trust me, find yourself and what makes you happy... girls are definately easier going and much easier to pick once they start growing past the "I want to dance and drink every night" age... They quickly realize that life isn't M-TV and you have to work hard to be able to enjoy a decent night out. Those 21 year old girls just walked into the same bar, gave them a reality slap (as all the heads turned to the other direction) and they then realize that wiggling their butt in front of every guy won't always get them what they need, or the guy they want anymore. The smart ones realize that some guys might want that for a night (or an hour), but the good ones want ALOT more for a life time and if they are looking for the real thing, then they better have something to put on the table (other than just dancing on it).



Around my area, it seems that most girls start to have things figured out after about 25 or so... that is is where I would start fishing when you are ready for a long term relationship. Until then, keep focused on your life you are still building "your foundation", the rest will come when you find the right someone that is willing to share and help build the rest with you...



So until you get "yourself" figured out, date different girls (just make sure they understand you are not looking to get too involved up front), have fun with friends, take a solo camping trip (man those are good times to really look at yourself).



I am sure this is a blessing that you will see later on in life... one last thing, she might try to come back to you... . BE VERY CAREFUL WITH this, she might be hot, the S3X might be great, but before you say yes... . truely ask yourself if she is going to pull this again (remember this is supposed to be for the rest of your life)... .



All of this is coming from alot of personal experiences...



Good luck on your decisions,

Dave

 

[R-N-R]

I think we have been pretty much screwed ever since the apple in the garden incident.

 

[Gary - K7GLD]

Take what Dave said up above - copy it carefully in BIG easy to read letters, and frame it and hang a copy in your car and every room of your house - he's NAILED it!