Women

[daveinalaska]

Being a fellow alaskan I know it's said the odds are good up here but the goods are very odd. So are you one of the odd goods?

If so wait for one that appreciates that alaskan quirkiness. Do well in school and work hard. Save your money for the woman that really is worth it. Get out and enjoy Alaska with all that new womenless time you have on your hands. Chances are if you get out and enjoy Alaska without looking for a woman , a good woman will find you.

Of course there's always the advice I got when sitting around the chopping block with a bunch of divorced pennyless loggers. Just step up here and wack your weiner off. It'll save you tons of money and heartache in the long run. For some that's the better piece of advice but there are a few that have what it takes to commit for a lifetime to a good woman.

 

[Wayno]

Despite their faults, they're more fun to ride than are motorcycles!

Nowwwwwww I dont know about that Bill . I have been ask many times here lately why dont I have a girl friend and I say well I do and her first name is Harley and her last name is Davidson and she apreciates every bit of money I spend on her ---- and---- all the time that I have been riding her here lately and she never complains ----------- well only if I give her some of that cheap wine ---- ah , ah , ah ---- I mean gas.