Mr Barlow we have decided to extend an invitation to you on your journey. Stop by and have a 1 1/2 inch thick Porterhouse Steak cooked to your choice, baked spud, salad, homemade bread and real butter, and BBQ beans. We can throw back a few shots of Jack and blow the foam off a couple of barley pops.
Go to the local Saloon and have us a couple of the local Micro Brew barley sodas and you can even get up on stage and cut loose with the mic. dispersal shield in front so no body can see its NOT YOU doing the singing, I will be behind the curtain singing for ya, Im sure that one of the half dozen widows in town that are half blind and usually PLASTERD BEYOND HELP, will be able to put some stiffness back in your lariat without the use of the medical wonders of the blue and yellow pills that are now needed.
Come on up and see how NORMAL PEOPLE live and have fun, its what we do and we do it BEST!!!
PARTY TIME!!!
Just so you can get use to lip sinking the song of choice for the widows (that aren't half bad when the lights go out they are all PRETTY) and by this time your sense of touch will be impaired so you wont be able to FEEL HOW UGLY THEY ARE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq4DV7BID5U
Let us know when you will arrive so we are sure to be there.
Penny/BIG
PS its best to leave ALL POLITICAL VIEWS in the saddle bags of your scooter, folks up here don't take kindly to being called names
