Great Smoke Stories!

[C. Harlan]

hey, PM me, and I will give you my #. . you can come out to the house, and drink with us!!!



-Chris-

 

[HoleshotHolset]

Chris said: "since I could not get her in behind the chutes. "



You're going to have to clarify that statement for those of us not from Texas...



Matt

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

Rodeo lingo. You have to have a pass at some of the big rodeos to go behind the chutes or into the contestant areas.

 

[Jengle]

Yeah, right, Reb... ROTFLMAO

 

[HoleshotHolset]

I've never been to a rodeo...



You say there are fine girls in attendance? Perhaps I'll make it a point to go to one someday...



Matt

 

[CATCRACKER]

better lookin girls at the rodeo or pullin contest than at a dyno day i promise that

 

[Jengle]

I was in OK City a few years ago when they had the AQHA finals. Talk about some Fine Lookin' Fillys, and on both sides of the rail.

 

[HoleshotHolset]

You're right - I've never really seen much of anything at a dyno event.



I don't think I'd 'fit in' at a rodeo... I don't own any leather boots or even a stetson hat. I do have a leather belt with a Cummins buckle, though.



Matt

 

[JHerrlich]

I used to work at rodeo's when I was in High School. I think the girls are the only reason I used to go...

 

[C. Harlan]

Rodeo lingo. You have to have a pass at some of the big rodeos to go behind the chutes or into the contestant areas.

Yeah, right, Reb... ROTFLMAO

Jengle... Reb is being serious. . To get into the San Antonio Rodeo Arena, you must have a current contestant back tag, or a valid Pro card. Permits do not do anything more than get you a free ride from the Contestant parking lot. It is a standard bylaw by the PRCA that anyone in the arena, must have a cowboy hat, and longsleeve shirt.



Holeshot... You dont have to dress the part just to go to a rodeo... Most of the time I am in cargo pants, or carpenter pants when I am at Rodeos. I like to kind of have my own style anyway. All the way down to my tacky belt I have! I will have to post a pic of it. It gets chicks though, so thats all that counts! CHICKS DIG IT!



-Chris-

 

[JaMan]

No smoke in this story!:-laf





No better Rodeo for chicks than the George Paul Memorial in Del Rio, Tx AKA SUPER BULL Oo.

 

[Jengle]

Chris, I have been to the SA Rodeos, born in OK, even though I now reside in VA. I was just pulling his leg a bit at trying to explain his way out of the getting her behind the chutes comment. Not smoking yet, but soon to have a TST box. Keep smoking em up.

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

Yes the sight seeing is definately a plus of going to a rodeo. Think about it... most of the time it's slim women in tight ass jeans.



I remember this one time I went to a rodeo and there was this fin looking breakaway roper that I knew. Anyway her and I hung out that night and ended up having a few drinks afterwards. Later on I took her back to my trailer and hooked up with her.



Reb [><]



P. S. How was that for a (blowin) smoke story?

 

[CATCRACKER]

back to the smoke..... country cowgirls like to blow smoke i dont hang out at the rodeos like i did when i was in high school b/c i am married and there is nothing but trouble at a rodeo. now it you are single and drive a big ass dually and you are not to ugly hold on to your wranglers.

 

[JaMan]

Ok, Ok now theres smoke in them stories.





Jared

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

Did I say a breakaway roper? I meant to say a breakaway roper, a barrel racer, and a buckle bunny together. Anyone smell something burning?

 

[bmoeller]

Come on guys. We don't need this great thread locked from going down this slippery slope.



More TRUCK smoking stories please. Oo. Oo.

 

[CATCRACKER]

smole related my 3rd gen dont smoke so i am getting one that does. 913pump and the DB'370 are on top of my refigerator waiting to blow smoke. i told my wife they are parts for my lawn mower and you touch them i will chop your hand off... ... hehehe

 

[Kalaehina]

Is Charlan selling his smoke machine?

 

[JaMan]

He wants to so he can join the "correctly valved crew" and build a new adjustable smoke waggon! Trying to find a 24 valve HO with a 6 sp. pimp waggon Back to the smoke stories, I was going to Houston and this guy was driving a '01 dodge pullin' a famous 98. 4 smoke machine and I eased up in front and flooded him to the best of my ability with the comp on "5" figured this guy would have appreciate it .





Jared