Great Smoke Stories!

[Double J]

80,000 Lbs. Vs. 7,500 Lbs. Sort of a David And Goliath battle don't you think?

My money is on the Goliath. Just a little food for thought, you just never know what might make someone snap at a moments notice.

I must have struck a nerve with the "Semi" thing huh :-laf



Your right, you never know what might make someone snap at a moments notice. Maybe he should have thought of that when he was playing king of the road!

 

[silverram03]

No harm No foul

 

[PullinRam]

How old are you smokers? Is everybody afraid to get out of the truck and confront some of these people in the act of stupidity? Instead of reacting with another act of stupidity?

What's the fun in that!





I dont know about hammering on the skinny pedal being an act of stupidity.



EDIT:Wow im a bit tired tonight. I didnt realize that post was from page 5! haha sorry guys.

 

[C. Harlan]

PullinRam-

please dont post any of CF's quotes in here... it took him forever for him to not post in here with his pointless comments, and it would be great to keep it that way. It was bad enough in the politics forum, but keep posting the funny stuff!



-Chris-

 

[JyRO]

Double J - Looks like you need to 'get yo arse outta the bed' in the mornings. I don't blame the truck for getting over and blocking off people who think their time is more important than others. Well hey, if your running late, there wasn't any traffic jams holding you down in the bed. Looks like you could've used some not-completely-burnt #2 in your bedroom.



People who are habitually a little late are IMHO very self centered.



No problem with your smoke-ability, but seems to me like you should've just got up early, and not tried to take advantage of all the other people who waited in the long line in an attempt to be fair (in a first come first served sort of way). And likely, if you had gotten out of bed and on the road at a better time, that long line probably wouldn't have been as long. Flame away ... I care not.



- JyRO

 

[Billy Diesel]

I have to agree with JyRO. I personally like it when trucks block the other lane. It makes the whole process run smoother when peolpe don't try to cut in at the last minute. Of course, try convincing the cutters that!



As for smoke, my truck doesn't smoke much in the cold weather. . :{ Must mean that I need to add injectors!

 

[ndurbin]

It still creates a problem wether the cutters race ahead until the last min. or get stuck behind the semi and cut in.



I watched a guy block a lane like that one time. One car came up behind him, cut in, and went over onto the shoulder. And went around him on down the shoulder.



Now I have been in a reverse situtation where I usto live. It was a real bottleneck. It's where the last toll stop going south on I-35 in KS usto be (they've moved it further south since). Well my exit to get off the turnpike is about a half mile before this toll stop. Traffic was backed up 2-3 miles one day and since I knew my exit was just ahead I started to cut down the shoulder the last 1/2 mile or so before the exit. And I had a semi move over to cut me off. That ticked me off for a second until I realized he had no clue that was my exit, so I asked him to move back over on the CB since my exit was just ahead. The prick wouldn't move over after acouple min. of trying to get him on the CB so I just went down in the grass and around him.



Now I like truckers and all and I have driven semis some too. But some of them are real pricks that think just because they have the biggest thing on the road that gives them the right to do whatever they want.



Nathan

 

[TWilkening]

We finally got done with a friend's truck at school. It's a 91 f350 with a Cummins out of a 93 in it. It's got 3 inch pipe to 2 1/2 duals on it. We took her out today for her maiden voyage and stopped at a stop sign. There was a red Blazer behind us. So we turn right, put her in 2nd and just hammer it. Needless to say we couldn't see the Blazer, as the whole section was hazy. Then we took it out on the highway. We went to turn around in the median, and I seen a white car coming in the other lane. So I tell him to lay into it. The smoke was rolling right as the car came through. Got it damn good!!! I can't wait till I get to drive it :-laf :-laf

 

[Double J]

Double J - Looks like you need to 'get yo arse outta the bed' ... .....



there wasn't any traffic jams holding you down in the bed... ... ...



Looks like you could've used some not-completely-burnt #2 in your bedroom... ... .



And likely, if you had gotten out of bed... ... .

- JyRO

JyRo, What's with all the bedroom talk, we just met. :-laf



BTW..... It was a moose that got hit on the highway that morning that caused the delay/traffic jam, no where near the norm that early in the morning. I suppose I could have mentioned that so you didn't get your panties in a wad, but well, i'm not going to lose any sleep over it.



In fact, I may even sleep in.

 

[JyRO]

Double J - How did you know I wear panties?

 

[Double J]

Double J - How did you know I wear panties?

My bad. I guess all the bedroom talk had me thinking about panties :-laf





... and know back to the smoke stories

 

[ProMac1K]

Just to get this thread back to smoke stories, I smoked a guy out at a truck & tractor pull last summer. Everyone was leaving the pull after the combine derby got over. Got back to my truck, and there was a guy backing out in his truck. But there was a guy sitting in the back left corner of the bed. For some reason the guy in the truck never pulled ahead. So I figured I would start my truck and try to get out as soon as I could. Of course, the dirty-old P7100 went to full fuel courtesy of the pedal. Shot a more-than generous cloud of smoke out the tailpipe which was aiming straight at the truck. The poor high-school kid got engulfed in the cloud and the darn guy driving the truck wasn't paying attention so he never moved. That kid was yelling "ahhh" and laughing so bad. Must have got his attention! :-laf

 

[R C Cola]

Hmmmm... !

Ya gotta admit there are times when it is tempting, and just the thought of lettin-em have it is pleasant. R C

 

[BLACKRAM]

I just read several hundred posts and I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life!



Well, today I'm trying to merge onto I-5 with my blinker on, minding my own business, when Captain Birkenstock in his Jetta wagon, on the way home from his PETA meeting, decides he is not going to let me in. So I hit the fuel a little harder and he does the same. But I'm starting to run out of road, and am about to be forced off a left lane exit ramp. Now I give it all the power and merge ahead of him. He proceeds to ride my tailgate. Exactly the situation I'm looking for. Time to back off the power, let the boost drop to zero, load up the brakes, move left, and mash the peddle. Well, you guys know what happens next, he gets what he deserves. :-laf As I change lanes to make the right hand I-90 exit, he tells me I'm number one, and passes on my left. Then I see the Kerry sticker and know he is a double looser. :-laf :-laf

 

[cArNiVaLwOrKeR]

@The Bank

Here is a familiar 1 for everyone.

Friday@ 11ish I get 2 the Bank, there is a jeep grand cherokee parked in the red w/driver in seat and passanger exiting to hit the ATM, whats new? so I decide to get right next to her, squeezing by goin about 3mph and roll on the go pedal while tapping the brake This woman driver is lucky that her window was'nt all the way down or she would have had to make an emergency exit from a vehicle engulfed in black diesel SMOKE then she decided to park and I could see her staring@ me, when I left I made sure she seen me and I gaver a parade salute goodbye

 

[Dual EE]

Smoked a stang

We had just come back into town from the beach the other day. The 22' cargomate trailer was loaded full of quads. We were stop at a light and we all talking about the great day we just had. Then all we could hear was BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM. Some young kid w/a stang pulls up on the right with his stereo at full volume and all his windows down. I found this extremely rude. My wife looks at him the way she looks at me after I have done something stupid :-{} . The kid then proceeds to rev his engine. Well he was not paying attention to the red light that just turn green.



I layed into the go pedal as the kid was still sitting still. As I pulled away the stang completely disapeared in a cloud of black smoke Oo. . The stang reamerged from the cloud to race passed me, but only to get stuck at the next light . Round 2?



As I pull up next to him, I am thinking how much better can my day get. Well the stang did not want to play any more and ran the red light. He tried to put on his own smoke show by smoking his tires through the red light. Hardly any smoke rolled off his tires. It must of been kind of embarassing for him.

 

[C. Harlan]

I was on the way to work the other day, and going down a 4 lane street, when this guy just decides to get over in my lane (No traffic around whatsoever) without looking. . this ticked me off. I come around him, honk, slow down, get in front of him, and black out his nice clean white car, dousing it with a little bit (Actually a decent amount) of soot. I do not know what posessed him to get over into my lane all of a sudden, but he almost had a pipe bumper to be pulling out of his arse! Needless to say, I am sure his vents were blowing #2 for a little while after I had my way with him!



-Chris-

 

[ProMac1K]

Needless to say, I am sure his vents were blowing #2 for a little while after I had my way with him!



-Chris-

Way to go man!



Vents? It's winter... . 36° No need for vents... .

 

[JaMan]

soot!!! Oh, Yeah...

 

[JSooter]

Smoke!

I was on my way to work Wed morning, just motoring along with the light traffic on the 4 lane road. All of a sudden this guy signals and pulls to the right shoulder; I pass and keep going. The guy pulls in tight behind me and flips on his high beams... guess he thought I was running with my high beams on and he was gonna teach me a lesson :-{} I only had low beams and factory fog lights on.

Anyway, I slowed down so he was right on my bumper... then stomped the peddle and left him in a nice cloud of smoke. Oo. At least he had his high beams on :-laf