Great Smoke Stories!

[Jesselee]

this isnt a real good story but i went to my first truck pull where diesels were and that was bad a$$ talk about smoooooke and power and all most all of them were 12v dodge diesels :--) i love it Oo.

 

[Scrappy]

smokin with '03

I was on the way down to TST to get my truck worked on, I was doing the limit +5 in the hammer lane. I was about 30 ft behind a truck in the slow lane and this prick in a white lexus swerves between me and the truck so I had to slam on the brakes. The TST instantly went to level nine and I was able to work my way around him. There was traffic so he had to get back behind me and proceeds to ride my hitch ( all I could see was his roof!) I planted my foot on the gas and the brake simultaneously and let is roll(smoke that is). he finally backed off and gave me the 1 finger salute

 

[RabidRam]

smoke for lunch

I went to go grab lunch yesterday for myself and some guys in the office. I behaved myself all the way there. But when I came out, I noticed a lifted F350 with traction bars, tow hooks, a winch, a lightbar, and other stuff all over it. I walked right by it, not realizing that it was RUNNING and the driver was inside. Needless to say... it was a gasser. I got in my truck and as soon as I started it up, this guy backs out of his spot. I thought, "hmm... he must wanna play. " Reached down and flipped the Blue Chip on kill. This guy made a loop around the parking lot, then got behind me to pull out onto the main road.



I didn't hit it at first 'cause I wanted to make sure that he was close enough to get the total blackout effect. At the next light, I absolutely sent the peddle through the floor. Oh yeah... did I forget to mention that there was a white Accord between the two of us? I completely lost sight of the truck, the car, and everything behind me. I turned off a mile or so ahead, and he kept goin' straight, so I only got 'em good once.



Hey dude in the Ford... whoever you are... you've got a sweet ride and I was just playin'. Hope you enjoyed your lunch.



Dave

 

[C. Harlan]

This past weekend, Tom (Truckstom) and I met up, and caravanned up to Dallas for the trucking show. . It was fun, getting to smoke all the people out along the way! Havent posted in a while, but haven't had any good stories to post!



-Chris-

 

[Archive]

Well now folks, this isn't exactly a smoke story, but it does have to do with people who think they have fast trucks and have a habit of throwing their weight around. Sound like anyone here?



My other vehicle happens to be a modified Corvette and every now and then some fool in a van or truck is riding up my fiberglass *ss, even though I tend to push the speed limits a bit. :-laf



So I have my own little way of dealing with such people, which you all just might find interesting.



I just maintain my modestly-above-the-speed-limit rate of travel into a fairly tight turn. My car shows no body roll and appears to take the turn with no particular trouble. Mr. I've-gotta-prove-something doesn't realize he's in trouble until his 6,000 lb sport truck's front end is understeering into the on coming lane.



Hey, it's not my job to nursemaid someone through a turn.



Being the reasonable chap that I am, I don't do this where there's on coming traffic (I don't involve innocent third parties) or take it to the point where the jerk isn't going to make it through the turn. But then no one has been quite so deserving as some folks here seem to be.



Think you're too smart to fall for this stunt? Mix a little attitude and road rage together and you'd be amazed at how quickly people lose their sense of judgement. And there seems to be plenty of the former in evidence in this very popular topic.



Which is not likely to change. So just remember that a fast, heavy vehicle can get you into trouble, but it can't get you out.

 

[Sled Puller]

HA! Last time I messed with a Vette, I backed off WELLLLL before the turn!!!



My foolishness goes only so far-- in a STRAIGHT line!! LOL

 

[Sticks]

Hmmm.



For me, skill get's me out of, what testosterone got me into. Of corse this mostly applies to my motorcycle riding.

 

[C. Harlan]

I got a little snot nosed kid the other day!

I was on my way to work, going through my neighborhood, and saw a little kid (7-8 yrs old) running out into the street... no big deal, till the little kid runs right up to my truck, and SPITS! Oh heck no! So I turn around, pull up, and ask him where his parents were... He just stands there in awe, and tells me how he is sorry and what not. . When I took off, I just happened to engulf him in a cloud big enough to make Jim Fulmer jealous... I turn around, and low and behold, the little b*st*rd is trying to do it again!!! I am sorry, but if that was my kid, I would be making them go out to the tree and pick a switch to get some correctional discipline like I used to... I could not believe this kid was acting like that!

 

[Archive]

Maybe he was a Muslim.

 

[TurboTweaker]

ok guys so here it goes... ...



I'm a welder and in class we had to make some 3 pice 90 degree elbows at 5 in ID so me being me made one to fit inside my tip witch is 5IN also... :-laf so i make that one and the welds didnt look so god so i made another one and that one looked pretty good. so i weld the two together in a S shape. i hope you see where this is going... . the tip now sits at ricer window level. after finishing it up and leting it cool out to the school parking lot i go and jam it in the tip of my truck. i race past some ricers in the lot and see that its perfect. off to town i go... ... :-laf with a buddy riding shotgun we hit the mall parking lot and find a pack of rice burners and sure as s**t the windows were open. idle up and look at the cars and laugh they are giving me the evil eye so to the floor the pedal goes and out pours the smoke right into thier windows. man were they mad :-laf :-laf . off i go like a raped ape. laughed the whole way back to the shop and went to take the tip off and HOLY S**T THAT THING IS HOT! grab the gloves and take it off and go back inside. its a good time but it sticks out like 2 feet from the truck so one of these times im gonna get pulled over and get a ticket. oh well its funny to see.



The Fat Kid

Andy

 

[Archive]

ok guys so here it goes... ...



I'm a welder and in class we had to make some 3 pice 90 degree elbows at 5 in ID so me being me made one to fit inside my tip witch is 5IN also... :-laf so i make that one and the welds didnt look so god so i made another one and that one looked pretty good. so i weld the two together in a S shape. i hope you see where this is going... . the tip now sits at ricer window level. after finishing it up and leting it cool out to the school parking lot i go and jam it in the tip of my truck. i race past some ricers in the lot and see that its perfect. off to town i go... ... :-laf with a buddy riding shotgun we hit the mall parking lot and find a pack of rice burners and sure as s**t the windows were open. idle up and look at the cars and laugh they are giving me the evil eye so to the floor the pedal goes and out pours the smoke right into thier windows. man were they mad :-laf :-laf . off i go like a raped ape. laughed the whole way back to the shop and went to take the tip off and HOLY S**T THAT THING IS HOT! grab the gloves and take it off and go back inside. its a good time but it sticks out like 2 feet from the truck so one of these times im gonna get pulled over and get a ticket. oh well its funny to see.



The Fat Kid

Andy

Translation:



"Isn't it fun to go mess with people because I don't like the kind of cars they have. "

 

[RCCola]

Andy, thanks for the laugh ata boy ata boy

roll on

 

[ndurbin]

My tailpipe has a slight upward angle just for that purpose. :-laf Looks alil odd but not enough to give it's purpose away. And it works great on cars and fairly good on trucks.



Nathan

 

[ProMac1K]

:-laf :-laf :-laf Good job Andy!



That's funny, I don't care who you are, that's funny!



Git-er-dun!!!

ok guys so here it goes... ...



I'm a welder and in class we had to make some 3 pice 90 degree elbows at 5 in ID so me being me made one to fit inside my tip witch is 5IN also... :-laf so i make that one and the welds didnt look so god so i made another one and that one looked pretty good. so i weld the two together in a S shape. i hope you see where this is going... . the tip now sits at ricer window level. after finishing it up and leting it cool out to the school parking lot i go and jam it in the tip of my truck. i race past some ricers in the lot and see that its perfect. off to town i go... ... :-laf with a buddy riding shotgun we hit the mall parking lot and find a pack of rice burners and sure as s**t the windows were open. idle up and look at the cars and laugh they are giving me the evil eye so to the floor the pedal goes and out pours the smoke right into thier windows. man were they mad :-laf :-laf . off i go like a raped ape. laughed the whole way back to the shop and went to take the tip off and HOLY S**T THAT THING IS HOT! grab the gloves and take it off and go back inside. its a good time but it sticks out like 2 feet from the truck so one of these times im gonna get pulled over and get a ticket. oh well its funny to see.



The Fat Kid

Andy

 

[snowracer69]

Translation:



"Isn't it fun to go mess with people because I don't like the kind of cars they have. "

#ad

 

[Sled Puller]

There is a State cop in NW PA that is writing guys up for no heat shields on their stacks.

He has a list of descriptions of a certain "clan" of trucks, there has been complaints on. One by one, he is getting them.



The complaints were for smokeing people out. I guess we should be glad thats ALL hes writing tickets for.



Way to go fellas.



It will only escalate from here, and you all can be proud that your 50+ pages of smoke stories were the beginning of the end. :{

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

NEVERRRRRRR!!!! walked out of wally's world the other morning to find a state boy checking my truck out, looking in the bed at my stacks, etc; i guess the texas tags fooled em'. lol. gotta get those PA tags sometime eh?

 

[Archive]

It will only escalate from here, and you all can be proud that your 50+ pages of smoke stories were the beginning of the end. :{

Here in Kalifornia gasoline powered vehicles must pass smog inspections whereas diesels have been exempt. There is no logical defense for this now that diesels incorporate a lot of emissions specifications.



Once this dirty little secret becomes public knowledge, you can bet Kalifornia will begin a trend that will spread to the rest of the country.



I guess stepping on your pecker must feel good. Otherwise, how come so many people do it?

 

[C. Harlan]

I guess stepping on your pecker must feel good. Otherwise, how come so many people do it?

1. because they have big peckers



2. because they can :-laf :-laf :-laf



-Chris-

 

[MD500E]

I read through the pa state inspection code book a few years back when I was installing my stacks. Its been a while but I thought it said something about heat shields being nessary only if the stacks were exposed on the outside side edge of the truck. I would argue that stacks mounted on the inside of the bed is no more a danger than a 5" tailpipe out the side.