Great Smoke Stories!

[C. Harlan]

Last night, I was getting on I-35, heading to New Braunfels, Talking to Andrew (TxDiesel Kid) and happened to catch all the traffic coming from the NBA Finals. Well, some car, which turned out to be a Mercedes 55 SL AMG keeps riding my tail. Ok, eat soot rich boy! He backs wayyyyy off, then about a mile down the road comes back for more... This went on a few times, and when we got to Selma, I let him by, because I go through there every night, and there are always cops waiting... He comes blowing by me, honking, gets about a quarter mile ahead, then gets picked up on radar. . HAHAHA, He slows down, and as he is pulling over, I make sure to get right by him in the right lane, and honk back at him!!! Andrew put me up to all this, just to let y'all know!! He told me not to race that car, as rich boys cannot handle defeat by Diesel Power. . Hehe, anyways, had to bring this back to the front page anyway!



-Chris-

 

[CLiberty]

I went to lunch at work today with a couple of co-worker`s, one of them was driving his dark blue Dakota. As we were pulling out of the parking lot i asked the guy who was riding with me if I "should turn Vinny`s truck to Midnight Blue?" He looked at me like WTH was I saying just as I matted the skinny pedal. Now I may have "just" a 1st gen BUT... they don`t call them POD`s for nothning!! Vin`s truck all but dissapeared, me and my buddy laughed our butts off all the way back to work, Vin being a good sport got a good chuckle out of itoo.

 

[LOtero]

Oo. well i was on my way home from a town about 30 miles south of me and we had talkin trucks all afternoon so the testosterone was a flowin :-laf . while doing about 75 on the interstate some ricer with a loud exhaust, stickers and a super high flow (missing) hood passed me going pretty fast. decisions decisions... tst box to 7, pedal to the floor, well as i blow by him i slow back down some because triple digits are imminent, well mr. uncle bens burner wants to race now! so again i blow him away and see nothing but a black haze where his headlights used to be, he was ******!! to say this guy didnt learn would be a tremendous undestatement, because i kicked his *** up and down that interstate for about 20 miles!!! let him get to about the front bumper and boom gone!! nothin like smoke in a hondas headlights!! Oo.

 

[ProMac1K]

Man, you must have a pretty responsive truck!

 

[JoshPeters]

Andrew put me up to all this, just to let y'all know!! He told me not to race that car, as rich boys cannot handle defeat by Diesel Power. . Hehe, anyways, had to bring this back to the front page anyway!



-Chris-

No offense... . but that car would clean your clock. Stock it runs 12's in the quarter, and the speed limiter is good to 155... and he still has 2 gears left in that Automatic... .



I love our trucks, and I'd try to run with him too... . but I used to work on those cars..... they are FAST!



Josh

 

[C. Harlan]

last night, the San Antonio Spurs won the world championship... WOW!! What a great time to smoke some idiots!! Let me tell ya, on the way home, I even smoked a Fire truck, who was shining their lights, and honking the horns, along with all the other morons driving around for no apparent reason! Wow. the team won. . big @ss deal. . so big there was 500,000++ mexicans partying downtown, because it has become a tradition. . good thing I was heading home when all this craziness was happening downtown.



-Chris-

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

LOL chris

 

[Cummnzpowr]

!!

Chris that is freakin' hilarious. . people were honking and throwing beer bottles into my lawn after those retards won the game. . i'm glad someone blew some choke smoke on them... that is funny ! :-laf "Terrorism by Soot on Mexican Population,wipes out hundres" <--newsheadline lol :-laf :-laf

 

[jnelson]

While in my 01 CTD I was sitting at a light in Fort Collins CO on my way back from Rockdale WY. I was in the left hand turn lane to go back to the interstate when a Mustang full of punks pulled up next to me with the windows down, radio up and smoking ciggarettes.



I reached down and turned the Edge comp box up to maximum smoke. My left turn arrow lit up and as my exhaust past his drivers window I layed it on the floor. I was towing my gooseneck at the time, so a combination of the high smoke level and the wight of the trailer - I filled that whole intersection FULL of thick black smoke. Youd'a thought I was on a dyno there was so much smoke. Best of all the majority of it went right into their car. I laughed so hard I started crying and had to call and tell my wife.

 

[Hermansdiesel]

:-laf :-laf :-laf LOL My arse off. These are all great stories. I can't wait to get a box in my truck after the summer so I can join all of you guys and get into the smoking habit

Herman

 

[C. Harlan]

I was on the way home this morning, and was behind a VW TDI... he would mash on it, and haze a little bit of smoke out, as to speed up, and do what I always do. . when he moved over, I showed him what SMOKE was all about!! He didnt look too thrilled when I did that, but oh well, right??



-Chris-

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

geez chris, no wonder there's all those ozone days in s. a. :-laf

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

on the way home from work last night, had some lady in a ford escape give me a dirty look/tell me i was number one, while sitting at a stop light. her windows were down, and she was talking on the cell phone.

as the light turned green, i rolled into the throttle pretty hard and engulfed her SUV in a cloud of soot. :-laf what was so priceless was the breeze took my cloud of soot right into her SUV, and she just sat there! as i drove off all you could see in my rear-view was my cloud of soot following her as she turned off Oo.

 

[Got Smoke?]

Well I got 2 on July the 4th, just forgot to post them.



I was on my way to work ( ) and running a few mins late at that, so I was moving on down the backroads at a good pace. Well where one road T's into the road I'm on a Ford Exploder with two male adults pulls up looks right at me... . 7,000LBS of MOOVVINNG truck coming right at them @ 50-55mph and he pulls right out in front of me! #@$%! #@$%!



I had to go down to 3rd gear they were moving so slow as we went up a small hill and into a 90* curve... ... as soon as it started to straigthen up I rolled into WOT hit 4th and sailed around them and as I was moving back into my lane I hit 5th..... paused a second for boost drop and NAILED IT covering them in smoke! Oo. Oo. :-laf



Got to town... .come up beside a late model Dakota R/T... old Mopar style rectangle tips cackling a V-8 at me at a red light. I didn't think anything of it, he had his tinted windows up, I had mind down..... well we roll across the intersection nice and easy and just as I complete my shift to 3rd he MAT'S IT! ... . oh ITS ON! :-laf I run 'er up to 3500RPM BANG 4th! stick my hand out and wave Buh Bye! :-laf and walk off up to 3500 RPMs hit 5th and he's already WAAAYYY back there... ... . shut 'er down about 65-70 (Gee glad the cops weren't out that 4th of July morning) slow way back down to beside the guy and give him a thumbs up and he returns it and we go about our ways!

 

[Got Smoke?]

IRP Smoke Story

OH I forgot to add my IRP Ford Smoking Story when we got back last week too! :-laf



Before heading back to the track Sunday morning we had to hit the local Kroger for some more Gatorade. Well I'm tooling along on this 2-lane and this Flowerpoke starts coming up from behind... ... . no biggie... . well he ends up lane beside me still behind me as we come up on a red light... . well it turned green so we didn't have to come to stop I ease back into the throttle and we're tooling along and he keeps getting closer and closer as I ease into it a little more... ... . NO Pherd is gonna pass me! :-laf



Well all of a sudden I see a little puff of black smoke go over the back of his truck from my rearview... ... . ITS ON! Oo. :-laf so I mat it and away we go! Run 'er up to 3500RPM's hit 4th gear and do the same and grab 5th never took my foot out of the firewall..... poor 'ol Flowersmoke never had a chance! :-laf



Shut 'er down about 80-85mph :-laf slowed way back down to give the guy a thumbs up and he returns it and his old lady is surprisingly doing the same thing as mine she's :-laf at us instead of :-{}

 

[C. Harlan]

I finally got "THE LETTER"

I got a call from mom today, and she was all #@$%! at me as she read the love letter I got from a "Concerned Citizen":



"On 6/22/05, at Approximately 2:30 PM, a Concerned Citizen reported observing a vehicle emitting excessive visible exhaust emissions (Smoke). The TxDOT records indicate that this license plate is assigned to a 1998(. 4 :-laf ) Dodge Pickup in your name. .



If this is your vehicle, please examine its exhaust for dirty or excessive smoke. We encourage you to correct the problem if the smoke persists for more than 10 consecutive seconds. "



Some people are so naive around here, that they do not realize the vehicle has to smoke for more than ten seconds continuously... If I did that, the EGT's would go through the roof! After I told her that most people have gotten a few, she actually began to :-laf . . I am just surprised to have gotten it here in San Antonio, and not in Austin, where it seems like everyone else has gotten theirs. I have to go back on here to see if I smoked anyone out that day, so I know what to be out on the lookout for. . hahahahaha, Just thought I would post the great news that a concerned citizen was thinking of me, and admiring the beautiful clouds from Black Betty!



-Chris-

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

thats awesome... ... good job to you and black betty!!!!

 

[1smoknC]

keep this topic alive, its so great!

 

[RamThatStroker]

White Skirts

2 weeks ago I was hauling firewood in a 16 ft. trailer with 4 ft racks. My route happens to include driving through the small village of Segundo of which there is a small country store on the side with usually lots of people standing near the road



So I'm driving thru the area with a full load of wet Ponderosa Pine I happened to see two very HOT young ladies in matching white miniskirts standing thier looking innocent . My buddy who is with me sees these girls and gives me the evil grin. So I ponder if I should turn their skirts black and decide that I should :-laf So I upshift the old truck to 4th and floor it... . Needless to say I couldn't see them anymore until the "smoke" had cleared but by that time all I could see was two middle fingers saluting me and once white skirts that were now black... he. . he :-laf



P. S. Later on we saw these girls again but this time we were in my buddy's truck (Ford gasser) and realized that they were way hotter than we originally had thought and we had screwed up any chances we may have had with them #@$%!

 

[C. Harlan]

I had a cute little 6. 0 crew cab shortbed with EDGE stickers on the back cut me off yesterday. . I rode his @ss a little bit, and I was thinking "you'd better dial up that juice, buddy, cause you damn sure aint gonna walk off from Black Betty!"... sure enough, a cute little haze comes out, and I am stuck on his tail. . Did not even phase Black Betty. . So this goes on for about a mile, then he gets into the turn lane, and turns off the highway. . I slow down and give him a REAL soot cloud. . I would like to tangle with him one day on the highway, but until then, he couldnt even phase a 250,000++ Mile Cummins!! Hehehehehe



-Chris-