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The Night before Christmas

Like "rolling coal" ??

Was on my way home from work yesterday driving down the round-town bypass. Well I was just easing along mind my own ready to get home. As I am driving along edging up to the back of this Ford F150 he starts to accelerate like he's going to get in front of me in the small hole I'm starting to close up from the car infront of him. I ease into mine a little more and the turbo starts to whine a lil and he really ease's into his so mine goes to the FLOOR! Oo. Oo. Oo.



PDR 370's, Zero plate, and Laser Cuts ENGULFED! the entire two lane behind me for an outrageous stretch, I lost TOTAL sight of all vehicles for the longest amout of time ever! :eek: :--) I passed the ford who had to slam on the brakes and swerves in behind me..... bad idea #2 :-laf I had already let up because I saw how much smoke I was making. Well when 'ol Genious got his 2nd idea to get behind me I set the stacks to SMOKE and engulfed his truck just before seeing his buddy in the passenger seat :-laf at him. Needless to say the poor 'ol F150 couldn't keep up and stayed back with his tail between his legs.



However I felt so :eek: about the amount of smoke I put out (LARGEST, THICKEST, LONGEST could I've ever done) I rolled up my window's (5% all around) to avoid any confrintation at the next red light. :-laf
 
finally got a good story to share...



I was at the Sand Dunes in Mears couple weekends ago and was leaving my campsite to go get a bite to eat... as I pulled onto the road i encountered a hay ride style wagon thing... there were several fine looking women onboard and they were scopin out the cummins and all was well - the thought of smoking them out had not crossed my mind... YET

All it took was some punk kid saying "dodge sucks" that spiked my intrest and the truck instintivly went into 4th gear at about 10mph completely engulfing the hayride. I wonder what that punk thought of the dodge after that!!
 
yesterday morning we had 6 rigs convoying to the hot-rod show in boerne and i got me a wanna-be lance armstrong! actually there were two of them. :-laf HWY 46 is already a very narrow road, and then we had these two clowns just crusin' along, riding the white line in our lane..... caveman gave him a little warning puff, and as i rolled along side my future victoms you could see the terror as my turbo started to lag and the coal started to roll. Oo. needless to say the bikers dissapeared for a second, there heads were down and im sure they'll be lookin for the sidewalks next time they feel the need to exercise! :-laf i dont drive on your sidewalks, please dont ride on our roads :-{}
 
Not sure of the rules wehere you are from... but it is illegal to ride on the sidewalks in Alberta... I agree with the annoyance though, nothing worse that some cyclist holding up traffic... though unless they are being beligerent, I wouldn't be smokin' them out... Save that for tailgaters...
 
around here they ride right down the middle of the road, got a buddy that had a marshal air horn on his dakota that would make em jump a few feet in the air
 
Saturday morning, GF and I are heading out to Natchez, MS... . Just left the house, cruising on Loop 1604 (Outer loop here in S. A. ) had the cruise set, was creeping up on a car in the left lane, and at the last second some idiot girl in a 4x4 F150 pulls out literally 5 feet in front of me :mad: ... Not cool. She proceeds to do the friendly Texas wave as if to say "Thanks for letting me in [which I did NOT do], But I still cut you off". . Dial the 10 plate up to 5x5, she moves over, I ease by her, and she gets on my @ss now. . I slow it down to about 55, in 6th gear, then move ½ way onto the shoulder, center the pipe, and LET THE COAL ROLL!!!! She was engulfed in a cloud that could be seen a mile down the road! After I smoked her out, I gave her the same friendly "I got around you, and you are a moronic girl for cutting me off and NOW tailgating me, so here's some smoke" wave back. . she told me I was #1. . So I smoked her out again. . She backed off, wayyyy off, and never wanted any more after that. . GF was the one who told me to do it! :rolleyes: Oh well, thought y'all may like that one!



-Chris-
 
all i can say is wow :rolleyes: ... ... the "bling" "bling" things that they think up now a days is almost ridicluious :confused: ..... although that might work good on a powerstroke :-laf
 
I think mine would last for about 10 miles before it would sieze up and die with the coal going through it. Probably would sound like when an idler pulley goes bad and the belt is wobbling all over the place :cool:
 
I smoked a chevy 2500 today coming back from the Fall Brawl. Joker got right up on me, then backed off some, then right back on me. I turned my new comp up 5x5 and let him have it, it is a good feeling when you can see the car behind you almost dissapear, lol he sped by much faster than i was going, lol
 
I was travelin south on 79 back home on wednesday when this joker in a white land rover starts ridin me pretty close, jacked the comp up to 5x5 let the boost drop to 0 and hammered on it, did that about 3 times before i turned off, he pulled up behind me at a redlight, i let him have it again, some people never learn, he passed me on 33 never even looked at me, lol
 
well i finaly got my little 7. 3 idi non turbo ford turned up and it smokes hard from the line untill i pull my foot off since i don't have a turbo to catch up and clean it out maybe some of u tdr members in turlock around the monte vista area saw or heard a little old blue 2wd ford w/ and 8ft stainless whip and a 6in stack got roaring around rolling coal every possible minute smoking everything in site lol it was alot of fun tho the automatic e4od transmission now will need a lockup switch if anyone knows how to wire it or can gte me a towcomand or similar other for really cheap im interested
 
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