Great Smoke Stories!

[LOtero]

gotta love those wiper on stories! with the way my truck smokes and with the amount of stupid people out here you would think i would have at least one of the people i smoke turn their wipers on!! cant wait!

 

[DMcPherson]

yeah it was a first, Im very proud to say the least

 

[LOtero]

got another one today. we have a kid in our unit that loves to make it clear that he hates bush and SUV's and is pretty much a bleeding heart liberal. i think the only reason he is in the military is so he can get his college paid for, you know the type. anyway he drives an anti america sticker covered moped and just happened to follow me into the base today. . :-laf so i wait patiently until we get to a 90 degree turn with open road following, and lay down a comp 3X5 nightime maker, the timing couldnt have been better, he made a half ***** juking move but had no choice, it was one of the funniest smokings i have had yet! i made sure not to put out too much smoke as i am on base and i didnt wanna kill him but it sure was funny seeing him try to duck behind his handlebars and drive out of it at the same time! :-laf good times good times

 

[JasonCzerak]

got another one today. we have a kid in our unit that loves to make it clear that he hates bush and SUV's and is pretty much a bleeding heart liberal. i think the only reason he is in the military is so he can get his college paid for, you know the type. anyway he drives an anti america sticker covered moped and just happened to follow me into the base today. . :-laf so i wait patiently until we get to a 90 degree turn with open road following, and lay down a comp 3X5 nightime maker, the timing couldnt have been better, he made a half ***** juking move but had no choice, it was one of the funniest smokings i have had yet! i made sure not to put out too much smoke as i am on base and i didnt wanna kill him but it sure was funny seeing him try to duck behind his handlebars and drive out of it at the same time! :-laf good times good times

Don't they kick retards like that outa the military? I sure as hell wouldn't want that moron on the same front line as me.

 

[TSuter]

TOtero,

Is there still the fruitcake protesting outside the Gibson Gate? He was always my target of opportunity when I was stationed there.



Tom

 

[TSpecht]

Travelling down a road approximately a mile away from part of the road that had been torn up down to pavement, some idiot decides to ride my bumper for a few moments prior to passing me. I was roughly going the same speed as this idiot before and after being passed. We get to the unpaved section, jackass hits his brakes, I didn't feel like slowing down, so I pull over to the other lane to pass him. Idiot rolls down his window and proceeds to stick his hand out giving the "#1" gesture. Way wrong answer dude. Turned the TST up all the way, and filled poor idiot's car up with soot. Plus it was misty out, so I'm sure that helped plenty stick to the outside too.

If idiot had a) not passed me knowing full well he was going to slam on the brakes at the first sign of dirt, and b) given me the finger, he'd have not gotten smoked. Then the idiot stayed behind me, and about every 1. 5 miles or so I had to give a little warning puff of smoke, which was enough to get him back to a safe following distance.

 

[LOtero]

TOtero,

Is there still the fruitcake protesting outside the Gibson Gate? He was always my target of opportunity when I was stationed there.



Tom

yea he shows up from time to time, there is a mass of em every once in a while too, smoke em every time! it never gets old. the best was when they were protesting the war/W on central in front of the university, like fish in a barrel he he.

 

[LukeW]

last friday at scheids after the pulls were over i decided to drive threw town. I dont think ive ever seen so much black smoke in the air on the road :-laf . but to my story i was at the stoplight and i had a little s-10 along side of me and i just couldnt resist giving him a new color of paint, so when the light turned green i tromped on the pedal and smoked him out good, but little did i know there just happened to be a sheriff behind me and he didnt find it to be as funny as i did. He was not so nice to me either, i got a ticket for speedin and unsafe start. It was a night of 3 first's for me, first good smoke story,first time i've ever got smoked out(now i know what it feels like), and my first and second ticket ever. :{

 

[lethal injection]

last friday at scheids after the pulls were over i decided to drive threw town. I dont think ive ever seen so much black smoke in the air on the road :-laf . but to my story i was at the stoplight and i had a little s-10 along side of me and i just couldnt resist giving him a new color of paint, so when the light turned green i tromped on the pedal and smoked him out good, but little did i know there just happened to be a sheriff behind me and he didnt find it to be as funny as i did. He was not so nice to me either, i got a ticket for speedin and unsafe start. It was a night of 3 first's for me, first good smoke story,first time i've ever got smoked out(now i know what it feels like), and my first and second ticket ever. :{

Were you driving a grey dodge?

 

[LukeW]

Were you driving a grey dodge?

well its two-tone its gray on the bottom and maroon on top. it was like 1245 i think, i was just pass the overpass.

 

[TSuter]

As I'm pulling out of the parking lot at work, a buddy of mine pulls up behind me in his '55 Vette convertible with the top down. He decides I'm not pulling into traffic fast enough and honks his horn at me. So when I did finally pull out, I just had to stomp on it. When I looked in my mirror he was still sitting there trying to wave all the smoke out of his car. The next day he let me know that I was number one in his book, I just told never honk at a diesel when your at a stop sign .



Yes, it was childish, immature, and a waste of fuel, but still funnier then hell.



Tom

 

[DZink24]

Had the opportunity today to show a 2500 4x4 '05 QC HEMI what a straight piped 04 Cummins sounds like, but I didn't. I really didn't want to make the guy jealous, depressed that he didn't get a real truck. Some things are just better left unheard.

 

[lethal injection]

well its two-tone its gray on the bottom and maroon on top. it was like 1245 i think, i was just pass the overpass.

Yup I seen them get ya.

 

[brianv31]

Yup I seen them get ya.

Describe this grey truck you're talking about...

 

[KDoerr]

Good Day all. I pull a heavy trailer all the time and if one of those puddle jumpers cuts me off I will make sure that At the next light I'm next to him. When the light goes green I stomp on the gas and let the smoke fly into his car and I laugh every time I do it.



So have fun smoking cars Literally

Keith

 

[Moose Truck]

I did!

Had the opportunity today to show a 2500 4x4 '05 QC HEMI what a straight piped 04 Cummins sounds like, but I didn't. I really didn't want to make the guy jealous, depressed that he didn't get a real truck. Some things are just better left unheard.

Some guy, on my way home from Coffee Night, Tried to run me in a Hemi 1500 QC at a 2 lane light. He got me the first light by surpirse, I guesse he wanted me to hear what a Hemi sounded like. 2nd light, I went to 4X4 to get some traction, Put about 5 PSI on and stomped it had at the green, ending up about 3 lenghts ahead, and sticking him behind a slower car as the road turned into one lane.

 

[JLEONARD]

I did that to a stock 3rd gen last weekend. He gave me the thumbs up a mile later when he turned off. I hated to smoke out a younger brother... . but he called it. :-laf

 

[Signal73]

do you have the necessary equipment?

 

[Moose Truck]

do you have the necessary equipment?

Notice I did NOT Say Smoke; I blew his doors off!! And yep I Got' er Done!! :-laf :-laf Moose

 

[Signal73]

Notice I did NOT Say Smoke; I blew his doors off!! And yep I Got' er Done!! :-laf :-laf Moose

okkkkkk someone deleted a post between mine and mr leonards. He said something like "i can get my truck to smoke at idle but still cant under load"



Thats where my reply came from.



Good job BTW and am sure the duuuuuuuaaalls sounded great!