Great Smoke Stories!

[C. Harlan]

I am sure it will, but I want to be able to adjust it on the fly. . I dont think you can do that with a smarty...



-Chris-

 

[MCummings]

You are correct, but nothing else has the response of a smarty. I've tried 'em. Even the Crazy Larry doesn't have the respnse, although, I'd say it has more smoke...



Merrick

 

[JCutter]

I finally got one that deserved it. Saturday morning i was headed to louisville at about 8ish and im in no hurry so im in the slow lane. I had entered the clarkmaritime by-pass and was heading the 65 south. Its only about 5 miles so i couldnt **** anybody off, i thought. I did pass a slower truck but by no means was i slow about it because the car in question was behind me. The exits for north and south are close together and on the same side and only an over pass between them so there pretty close.



Well after i got over she pulled up beside me and was going about the same speed, just a tad faster. The exits are comming up within an 1/8 mile and im behind another car (2 cars), this B!!!H cut in between us and told me i was #1 then pulled back out in the passing lane. Well the only thing that done was peg my ****** off meter so i looked behind me and jumped right behind her. Then she gets over to let me pass her (dumb ***). I get in front of her and flip the box on (which is on KILL) and proceed to turn her world upside down, daylight into night, i got her 2 or 3 or maybe 4 more times, cannot really remember since i was having SOOOO MUCH FUN at her expence. She must have been really stupid or just trying to get my license plate # because she kept trying to get close to me. So i kept calming myself down each and every time. (sigh of relief every time)



Some times the lord just makes stupid people.



Jeremie

 

[bmoeller]

Some times the lord just makes stupid people.

As Ron White says, "You can't fix stupid. "

 

[TJSHOTROD]

Someone might have already posted this but it is cool when you can make automatic headlights come on when it is high noon.

 

[BErmoyan]

Our family friend and I were driving up to ride our ATV's in the mountains. I was pulling 4 ATV's on a 16ft carhauler with the 2000, and he had 1 quad and a trailer. He has an 04. 5 with Edge EZ and a few other mods. My dad was riding with him, I had more people in my truck. The owner of the 04. 5 like to make fun of my truck, tells me to sell it and buy a Ford, plugs his ears whenever I drive up, that sort of thing. Had him on my right side at a light, and with smarty on 5 and tst on 1, I took off hard from the light in 2nd. He happened to have his window down, and the smoke just poured right into his window and right out the other side. Smoked my dad too, but he loved it. My sister got a pic. , but by that time he had rolled the window up and most of the smoke was gone, but it was awesome.

 

[JCutter]

You cannot post that without the picture. Thats just wrong, teasing us like that.









POST IT!!!!!!!!!! :-laf

 

[WadePatton]

Wow, been a long time since I posted one... forgive me for all those I've failed to share, but I had a funny this morning.



I usually miss the "go-to-work" madness, but today found me in it with some idiot on my butt on a rural 2-lane hwy with very limited passing opportunities.



I shot him once with the soot bomb. Temporary relief.

I tagged the brakes and then shot him a real cloud--even with 15mph gusty winds. Worked.



Three or four miles later when I started to turn off, I glanced over to see if it was anybody I knew--and got a FINGER waved at me. Well, I changed my mind about turning left and fell back in behind the idiot. He/she never found out what, sped through town and I stayed back until the school zone--uh huh, gonna catch you here buddy. Then there's a nice place for serious smoking/passing (three-lane hill coming up).



BUT alas, it turns out that it was a kid AND AS HE MADE THE TURN for school--he was yelling out the window to the traffic cop. Good thing it was windy. The cop had a more inquisitive look than usual on his face as I drove by with a grin and a wave... apparantly he hears something about that there truck! But he didn't ask me no questions and I didn't volunteer any information. :-laf

 

[BErmoyan]

You cannot post that without the picture. Thats just wrong, teasing us like that.









POST IT!!!!!!!!!! :-laf

There!! You happy? :-laf



Too bad we didn't get the pic a little earlier, that would have been perfect.

 

[16919]

Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JCutter]

Great job :-laf

 

[LOtero]

you inspired me buddy, notice him swerving out of the way and smiling... he he

 

[CLiberty]

I got some knucklehead in an Nissan last night, I was out doing some Christmas shopping. I`m TRYING to leave the madhouse crowded parking lot and this dude flat out cuts me off, I almost t-boned him. Long story short he`s now in front of me as we merge onto the hiway. I fell in behind him and immediately merged into the middle lane (just to get away from the jerk!). Well , he decides ist`s time to try and cut me off for the second time in a 5 minutes. Needless to say he got an earfull of horn and an interior full of dark hazy goodness.

 

[Smokey 01]

I try to keep my smoking to only the one's who truly deserve it but sometimes I just have to do it even if there is no particuliar victim in mind. Here's a fun video I made.

http://media.putfile.com/smokin-diesel-style

 

[Tomeygun]

I try to keep my smoking to only the one's who truly deserve it but sometimes I just have to do it even if there is no particuliar victim in mind. Here's a fun video I made.

http://media.putfile.com/smokin-diesel-style

:--)



Its keeps coming and coming, and coming... ... ... ... ...

 

[CochranD]

Roll Coal !

Drove thru to a DUI checkpoint over the Turkeyday holiday weekend(sat nite @11pm) Normally, I get stoped and asked, but this time I get stoped at the first group of Cops asked to get out and have to take a sobriety check right along the road.

BTW, I havent had an once all week. I was pulled over on the left side , so when finished I thanked the Pa State Police by rolling some coal all over everyone there.

Go fight some real crime, dont waste my time, AH`s

 

[PAbernathy]

Here's a fun video I made.

http://media.putfile.com/smokin-diesel-style

Was there audio also? I couldn't hear any, but would like to.

 

[Smokey 01]

No my little digital camera doesn't have any but it is cool to listen to the turbo try to spool up. That was with just the Hot juice.

 

[LOtero]

That Was Sweeet!!!!!!

 

[JasonCzerak]

Anyone have any stories this winter yet?



Didn't really smoke anyone for any reason. Just trying to get home.



Farking lights in MN sensored, make no sence, waste so much fuel and time and freaking upset me like no other. So, to ease my frustration of missing only 3 stops in the 6 mile stretch I drive (there are lights just about ever 1/2 mile) I filled up the cylinders up with a little extra fuel.



Rolling 3rd gear at 1400rpm, light turns green to my amazement, I step into about 3/4 throttle, just enough to blacken things out and let out of it just before boost encouraged my tires to break lose, Woooosh from the turbo and grabbed 4th and layed into again.





look back and admire what I made



Nextel chirps: "I SAW THAT!!!!!" My girlfriend got some of it while she's at the light getting off 100 (bass lake and 100 bridge heading east bound).



ME: Now isn't that perty?



Her: I thought I saw you truck then I saw the smoke and knew it was you!