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So I got cut off for no freaking reason.....
Was out with the GF's dad today, looking for stuff to fix an old 86 chubby rusted -1/2-ton, prolly closer to 1/8th ton now with the lack of metal on the under carrage. any who
Driving down Highware 55 east (well, south). and Right before 46th street, like 1/8 mile prior, this little ******* in a beretta just comes over. he had his blinker on, but just about touched my front bumber. Just no respect ya know? GF's data nods in agreement. I say "I don't take **** like this, this is just stupid, this is an eye for an eye deal here. ".
So a few cars pass on the right (were in the left lane) and I just "mozzy" on over to the right and start comming over to the left when my rear tires were at his front bumper. The dude FREAKED OUT. Starts telling me I'm #1. I wave and smile. BTW, I'm first at the light now.
So, I take my time, each and every gear I roll lots of coal, and each and every time He gets more upset. but eventually hangs back like 10 cars after 4th gear, figuring out that most of the smoke is disapted if I stay back... .
retards I tell ya. . retards.
Was out with the GF's dad today, looking for stuff to fix an old 86 chubby rusted -1/2-ton, prolly closer to 1/8th ton now with the lack of metal on the under carrage. any who
Driving down Highware 55 east (well, south). and Right before 46th street, like 1/8 mile prior, this little ******* in a beretta just comes over. he had his blinker on, but just about touched my front bumber. Just no respect ya know? GF's data nods in agreement. I say "I don't take **** like this, this is just stupid, this is an eye for an eye deal here. ".
So a few cars pass on the right (were in the left lane) and I just "mozzy" on over to the right and start comming over to the left when my rear tires were at his front bumper. The dude FREAKED OUT. Starts telling me I'm #1. I wave and smile. BTW, I'm first at the light now.
So, I take my time, each and every gear I roll lots of coal, and each and every time He gets more upset. but eventually hangs back like 10 cars after 4th gear, figuring out that most of the smoke is disapted if I stay back... .
retards I tell ya. . retards.
The Mayor Is After Me!
So i check my mail yesterday and get this notice from the city of albuquerque environmental health department that says i have been noticed producing "excessive vehicle emissions". i thought it was hilarious! :-laf i was all proud i had to tell everyone, i know exactly when it happened, the notice told me where, i was chasing down my buddy in his duramax and blacked out montgomery entirely! ever since the comp, this thing smokes like a freakin freight train!! i normally keep it on 3X1 or so to keep it under control but sometime you gotta let loose ya know?? anyway its posted up on my locker at work!
So i check my mail yesterday and get this notice from the city of albuquerque environmental health department that says i have been noticed producing "excessive vehicle emissions". i thought it was hilarious! :-laf i was all proud i had to tell everyone, i know exactly when it happened, the notice told me where, i was chasing down my buddy in his duramax and blacked out montgomery entirely! ever since the comp, this thing smokes like a freakin freight train!! i normally keep it on 3X1 or so to keep it under control but sometime you gotta let loose ya know?? anyway its posted up on my locker at work!
WAckerman said:
I dont' recall giving a desc. I just asked for it. Michigan plate BTW
So I smoked me a cyclist.
So I smoked me a cyclist. This retard was in the right lane of a 3 lane (well, 6 lane) road. Not off to the side near the curb so we could get by this retard. But right smack in the middle.
So, Once I could sneak my way over to the middle lane, I loaded her up and drenched this retard in a cloud. I looked back and I can see him holding his breath peddling away though alot of soot.
Should of tossed a few pennies at this guy to buy a clue while I passed.
So I smoked me a cyclist. This retard was in the right lane of a 3 lane (well, 6 lane) road. Not off to the side near the curb so we could get by this retard. But right smack in the middle.
So, Once I could sneak my way over to the middle lane, I loaded her up and drenched this retard in a cloud. I looked back and I can see him holding his breath peddling away though alot of soot.
Should of tossed a few pennies at this guy to buy a clue while I passed.
I was headed to the Lincoln Co. Pull this spring up US 27 here in So. KY and had to run through Somerset. (Somernites Cruise on H. P. TV) Somerset is 15 miles of 6 lanes and numberous traffic lights and then in 3/4 of a mile reverts back to two lanes. One North and One South
We get to the neck down finally (about 5-6pm so traffic is thick) and come through the first intersection into the 4 lane area, 2 lanes going north, and everything is pretty well merged into one line of traffic. I had passed this dude on the 6 lane that I didn't like the looks of anyway, so he's several cars back or more. The Idiot sees that everyone has merged out of the slow lane and desides he's going to snipe all of us and wedge himself into the point of the merge by running up the empty lane. I was watching in my mirrors and see him.
We were pretty much all at a 30mph roll going up the steep hill that makes up this merge so I just cut back across half way out of my lane and half way into his. The dude freaks out and gets on the horn. My buddy skinny was turned completely backwards watching at this point absolutely screaming Soot Him!! Soot that *$%^^&* piece of #$%^ so I hit the lockup switch and pinned it to the floor. I rolled so much coal the dude jerks his wheel to the right to drive around the cloud and runs up onto the curb. Someone let him back into traffic (I guess they had to) RIght directly behind me and I just stayed in it... HE stopped in the middle of the road, let me get ahead, and then wouldn't come closer to me than half a mile for the rest of the trip.
Thick Black Justice
We get to the neck down finally (about 5-6pm so traffic is thick) and come through the first intersection into the 4 lane area, 2 lanes going north, and everything is pretty well merged into one line of traffic. I had passed this dude on the 6 lane that I didn't like the looks of anyway, so he's several cars back or more. The Idiot sees that everyone has merged out of the slow lane and desides he's going to snipe all of us and wedge himself into the point of the merge by running up the empty lane. I was watching in my mirrors and see him.
We were pretty much all at a 30mph roll going up the steep hill that makes up this merge so I just cut back across half way out of my lane and half way into his. The dude freaks out and gets on the horn. My buddy skinny was turned completely backwards watching at this point absolutely screaming Soot Him!! Soot that *$%^^&* piece of #$%^ so I hit the lockup switch and pinned it to the floor. I rolled so much coal the dude jerks his wheel to the right to drive around the cloud and runs up onto the curb. Someone let him back into traffic (I guess they had to) RIght directly behind me and I just stayed in it... HE stopped in the middle of the road, let me get ahead, and then wouldn't come closer to me than half a mile for the rest of the trip.
Thick Black Justice
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C. Harlan said:It's hard to soot someone now, so I really don't have too many smoke stories at the moment. . I will say I smoked a six leaker the other day, with paper plates, and the guy was not too thrilled. His loss!!
-Chris-
got me one of them 6 0's my self. paper plate, chipped and exhuast. poor truck won't last 30,000 miles. . I even got the privalage of a "ricer fly by". I attempted to make friendly contact, but I got perty much the finger.
Our own TDR people bashing this thread in the OTHER forum.. WTH??
Check this out. . read the whole thread, then my post. . you will like it!
I cannot believe this. . Do y'all think smoke is 'cool' like someone else posted?? Just read the thread.
-Chris-
Check this out. . read the whole thread, then my post. . you will like it!
I cannot believe this. . Do y'all think smoke is 'cool' like someone else posted?? Just read the thread.
-Chris-
There is a difference in smoking out someone who deserves it and one that doesn't. To smoke out someone just to be an *****, is not a good idea.
As an example, there is a vid on the DTR of a guy who smokes out two people walking over on the shoulder (no where being in the way), and smoking them out.
As an example, there is a vid on the DTR of a guy who smokes out two people walking over on the shoulder (no where being in the way), and smoking them out.
oh my
US Senator Rick Santorum caught a lungful Friday night,at Pittsfield,PA truck pull.
Last truck in the class, with downpipe only, it was a brutal cloud that engulfed the entire sled, then the entire grandstand Santorum was in. Oh My. Oo.
Well, you come to the country for votes, expect a little soot in yer eye!
US Senator Rick Santorum caught a lungful Friday night,at Pittsfield,PA truck pull.
Last truck in the class, with downpipe only, it was a brutal cloud that engulfed the entire sled, then the entire grandstand Santorum was in. Oh My.
Oo. Well, you come to the country for votes, expect a little soot in yer eye!
got me one of my best kills last night! i was leaving the pool hall, and saw a black harley davidson edition powerstroke with a BAD04 license plate, so i went 5X5 and as soon as i pulled up next to him he buried it, which kinda left me to a trucklegnth disadvantage off the bat, but i mashed, turbo spooled, squealed em and freakin BLEW past him!! i was all proud! anyway we pull up to the next light and he just starts smoking the tires at the light and i have to admit he put on a pretty good show! so when the light turns green he gets about a truck legnth on me again while i wait for the turbo to spool, but when it does i absolutely kill him again! so coming up to the next light he pulls behind me and i decide to put on a show of my own, and i hold em to the floor and just completely black/white out the wyoming and constitution intersection, it was pretty cool to see his truck just disappear. Now he pulls up next to me and starts askin "you got that thing chipped up or something??" so i just say yea i have a couple a things. . :-laf and tell him he has a nice truck and leave him with his laughing girlfriend in a purty ol cloud of soot. . and now ill probly get another smoke notice from the city
anyway we pull up to the next light and he just starts smoking the tires at the light and i have to admit he put on a pretty good show! so when the light turns green he gets about a truck legnth on me again while i wait for the turbo to spool, but when it does i absolutely kill him again! so coming up to the next light he pulls behind me and i decide to put on a show of my own, and i hold em to the floor and just completely black/white out the wyoming and constitution intersection, it was pretty cool to see his truck just disappear. Now he pulls up next to me and starts askin "you got that thing chipped up or something??" so i just say yea i have a couple a things. . :-laf and tell him he has a nice truck and leave him with his laughing girlfriend in a purty ol cloud of soot. . and now ill probly get another smoke notice from the city well I finally have one.
on my way home just now. Im sitting at a light and as it turns green the car in front of me decides that its time to signal. no problem, only one car coming the other way. the person behind me decides he wants to go around us both. I edged up and over as far as I could without hitting the car in front of me. and the guy keeps creeping up untill has allmost at the front of my quarter. BAD idea. so the car in front turns and I layed in it for all it had.
thanks to the smarty and a littleheat outside I couldent see his car at the intersection.
and I am very proud of this one as it is a first, as I saw him coming through the smoke, his wipers were on.
diddnt get to close to me after that.
on my way home just now. Im sitting at a light and as it turns green the car in front of me decides that its time to signal. no problem, only one car coming the other way. the person behind me decides he wants to go around us both. I edged up and over as far as I could without hitting the car in front of me. and the guy keeps creeping up untill has allmost at the front of my quarter. BAD idea. so the car in front turns and I layed in it for all it had.
thanks to the smarty and a littleheat outside I couldent see his car at the intersection.
and I am very proud of this one as it is a first, as I saw him coming through the smoke, his wipers were on.
diddnt get to close to me after that.
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