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The Night before Christmas

Like "rolling coal" ??

when it got up to close to 60 a few days ago I got a few good ones in.



Kid in a avenger or something, roooars up to my bumper as I'm turning, so I mash 3rd on the low side of the RPM band and make a rather large cloud, boost kicked in and I got a little squirmy on purpose. Look back and he had to make a full and complete lane change around my cloud! :)



Ohh I can't wait until it's 90 out for making some bigger clouds! Oo.
 
Whomped a Powerjoke with a Bully Dog Chip on the weekend. Saw him up in front of me, could tell he put some money into it. Ended up behind him going down a 1 lane each way. finally came up to a light with a merging lane, stomped on it, and i was gone! I could tell he was upset that my ugly old 2nd gen was in front of him, cause i saw him start to ride the guy in front of him more. Got to another light, with merging lanes, i took the right, he got right in behind me, like he wanted to play. I eased into it as it went green, so he would start freakin cause i wouldnt play. Then i stomped it. Poured a nice big cloud all over him timm my EGT's were a little too high for my comfort. Tried to get around me, but just couldnt do it. Wish i still had my plate slid forward. I went to turn left, and he turned into a plaza just before my turn. So, i turned around, and yanked it in.

Rolled up beside him, young kid, about my age. "Got a chip in that thing?"



Haha, something like that, chatted rigs for a few, then told him to go find a 2 lane light, i was gonna follow. Handed his *** to him 4 launches!! That bully dog thing adds some decent power to those PJD's tho. Ohh, wait a second... . i slid my plate all the way back to save my transmission for the summer haha.





WE NEED MORE STORIES !!!!
 
not a smokin', but a small smokn' show.

So I'm pulling away from the Burger Queen (err burger king) drive up window rolling slow in creeper at about 2300rpm as the exit is only a few feet a way. There sits this dirtymax as I roll by I see the driver with his head stuck out his window, jaw dropped staring at my truck. I loosely grab 2nd as I start a rolling stop with no traffic. I get mostly straight and step on it and belch a large puff, grab third and roll the coals. The driver and his passenger just staring as much as I can tell in the mirrors. :)



A F150 got a first hand up close up view that a bigger truck and can and will in fact run the right merge lane, get in front of you and make that left that you wanted to prevent me from taking.
 
so now that its nice and warm now, people are driving with their windows down and hearing the sweet music of the 6" miters, there are some funny looks and alot of dropped jaws. in this case there were two 17-18 year old kids with the top down on their brand new eclipse spider that were doin about 20 in a 40 so i but a big ram in the rearview and they threw their hands up like they were cool. well my girlfriend made me laugh pretty good as traffic cleared and she said SMOKE THE F*** OUT OF THOSE F*******!! (shes italian and the one that bought the stacks for christmas) so i roll around nice and easy and they decide to get behind me BIG MISTAKE i let it roll! completely made their car disappear! :-laf to add insult to injury they thought they would just fly around me to get out of the smoke, not quite lil buddy, i left them in a nice black cloud wondering where i went and what happened... never gets old... . next time ill be quicker with the camera.
 
No it doesnt, but this does get old FAST.



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Got a big ole thumbs up!

Stop and go traffic heading west bound on I-94 just out side of St Paul heading toward I-35W south. Rolling in wet rainy roads at about 5mph. Roll past a few Tractor Trailers, one guy looking down gave my GF the Nod, I couldn't see with out ducking down to see out her window.

She ask, "is he nodding at me, or your truck". I was running higher RPMs since it was stop and go kinda stuff. I reply "Could be the you and/or the truck".

So as traffic permits me to roll past the truck again I get one 3rd gear just off idle and smoke up right in front of the tractor and get a little squirrelly for kicks.

As the tractor roll back up on us He's got a huge smile and a big old thumbs up hanging out the window! :)
 
Going to the parents house yesterday me and the brotha were sitting in traffic at a stop light, some 4 kids bout 15 were walking across the road two girls in really tight white shirts, not a good thing both were a couple of uglies, and a couple wannabe homies, I asked "should I smoke um?" of course it was a yes. 5x5 baby, the cloud couldnt have been better, had them all wondering what the f**k:confused: #@$%! then the ran like scared rabbits. :-laf :-laf

after the smokeage I got honks and thumbs up from a couple guys next to me laughing as hard as we were. good times.
 
Going to the parents house yesterday me and the brotha were sitting in traffic at a stop light, some 4 kids bout 15 were walking across the road two girls in really tight white shirts, not a good thing both were a couple of uglies, and a couple wannabe homies, I asked "should I smoke um?" of course it was a yes. 5x5 baby, the cloud couldnt have been better, had them all wondering what the f**k:confused: #@$%! then the ran like scared rabbits. :-laf :-laf

after the smokeage I got honks and thumbs up from a couple guys next to me laughing as hard as we were. good times.



one of the best i have ever seen bro, good job!
 
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