Great Smoke Stories!

[baby.driver]

Everything we do is wrong in practically the entire worlds eyes.

That total includes many of your fellow TDR members.

 

[C. Harlan]

:{ :{ Baby:{ :{ ..... If you dont like what you're reading, why do you come read this thread?? Obviously you read it for some reason, right?? we dont come to your threads and criticize you, and your thoughts, so respect our actions. I do not know if you are angry at the world or what, but what we do is what we want, and if you dont like what you see, please don't come harass us in our little smoke happy thread. Have a nice day!



-Chris-

 

[baby.driver]

BOOO HOOO YOUUUU

Maybe if you smoke me I'll get the point!

 

[C. Harlan]

I got a maxipad who wanted to play yesterday, and when I whooped his @§§, he got all mad, throwing his hands up, yelling, and all that funny stuff! :-laf He happened to be on the passenger side of my truck, and when he rolled his window down, he got 102 Db of CTD power! now he was #@$%! #@$%! ... He got behind me, and as my exit was coming up, I threw in the clutch, let the boost drop to -Zero-, put her back in gear, and WHOOM on the smoke pedal!!! hahahahaha, I laughed my rear all the way back to the house when I saw him turn on his windshield wipers!! I don't know why people do that, but it cracks me up to see them swerve around a cloud, or turn on their wipers to try to clear the soot! Oh well, one more maxipad that fell victim to my ride!Keep On Smokin'!!!



-Chris-

 

[Snow man]

I got a good one, Yesterday,im pulling into the elementary school to pick up my kids,about 320pm,there is a line if cars making a left,it is a small 2lane road,a guy trys to pass all of us in the right as were gettign ready to turn in,this wouldnt be a big deal,(its done here all the time,even though its illegal)but we got 47" of snow this yr so far,the snow banks are huge and there wasnt a full shoulder lane. Well he gets by most of the guys,but my truck is wide i have the spreader in the bed,and he cannot get by me,another guy follwed him,so he was boxed in and no where to go,he laid on the horn at me,I turned on the comp(5x5),and let him have it,he couldnt go anywhere,I buried him,not once but twice,got him real good,when he finally pulled away he turned on his wipers !,to wipe the smoke away. I got the guy following him also.

 

[C. Harlan]

Just keeping this thread alive... . no new stories for me... truck is down right now..... NEED MORE REPLIES!!!



-Chris-

 

[Jim Fulmer]

Raced a Black Ford lightning a while back on a mile stretch of two lane (you know section line) as we turned around one of the guys yells (Jim..... mating call) so we head back to the shop and at 50 in O/D I lay down on it and his truck disappeared when the boost fuel came on, the guy that was driving the lightning just went... ... (dang, that's cool)



Jim

 

[Snow man]

2 nights ago I was out late,I seen my bro in law,he followed me . He knows the capability of my truck and he actually looks forward to being smoked. It was 2am,no one on the roads, well I smoked him out 5-6 times from 55mph-70 mph,let up and the pacbrake kicks in,boost drops to zero,stomp it on 5x5,lockup in OD,and his white truck dissappears,and after 6 times,it was actually somewhat black. I hate to see what his air filter looks like. I literally made his headlights go out behind me.

 

[Got Smoke?]

give me 2-to-3 weeks and I will probably have a good one for you!



getting STACKS!Oo.

removing rack stop!

installing 300's

 

[C. Harlan]

Me too!! I am getting a NV5600 for my truck!!!!

 

[cwcox]

Gee, you people are horrible to do that to other drivers! Here's my story by the way... I was tooling down the four lane, towing my 24 foot Haulmark. It's a fully set up shop on wheels for my contracting business, and yes, it's heavy. Anyway, I am about 300 yards from my exit and here comes some blond chick in a red Audi A4. Oh yeah, she was real cool. She blew past my left side at about 85 mph and then jacked 'em as she slid in front of me onto the ramp. Now, I've been known to cut it close at times, but not in front of a loaded truck and trailer. I wore off about 300 good stops from my brake shoes so I wouldn't get a scuff on my bumper and front axle. Ok, I was ticked at this point, but, God loves me. How do I know? We both turned the same direction onto a business 4 lane!!! She was stupid enough to stay in the right lane so I immediately hit the left one and got nice and cozy at the first light. I mentioned that God loves me, right? It was one of those freak warm days in the middle of winter, everyone had their windows down, even cool breeze in the Audi. When the light went green I layed it on in first and then, oops! Did I miss second and go to full throttle in third? I hate it when that happens. Especially with that #5 plate. For a moment I almost felt bad as she disappeared. It was so bad, I almost called 911 to get a search and rescue team to go in after her. But realized it wasn't worth the dime call. She finally hacked her way out, and she didn't seem to think it was nearly as funny as I did... Hmmm, maybe she was having a bad day. Shame on you guys, you should take the high road. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA! RIGHT!

 

[C. Harlan]

Its Killing me now!!!! I have this big @ss transmission sitting in the garage, sweetly, patiently awaiting a new hub on my CON OFE... we are going to make this thread at least 7 pages long in the coming months!!! Lots more smoke with my extra new gear!!!



-Chris-

 

[Doubleclutch]

CW- Was she still blond when she came out of the cloud?

 

[onestackdram]

Well my story happened about 5 or 6 months ago (before the stacks were put on). I live in a small town here on the state line of Mo and Ks. We have a gas station and a FLASHING YELLOW LIGHT Anyway, as I am sure everyone knows in these little towns EVERYONE know everyone.



Now to the story One of those ricer burners with the BIG subs was sitting in front of the local gas station showing off his NEW sound to his buddy. Well I pulled up not knowing about all this. When I get up to him I can hear it over my straight piped truck, so gettin lucky he was not all the way up the curb and was JUST enough room for me to pull ALL the way up and aim my soot thrower. I put it in nuetral and LAID on the throttle absouletly FILLING the rice burner with a black cloud of sweet soot. I got out of the truck and walked in to the store were awaiting me was a small crowd of townsfolk (all in their late 40's to early 50's) just rolling with laughter having witnessed the whole insident.



Now having told this story think about it from a 25 year olds perspective. . I needless to say was happy for my reception by my elders...

 

[Gizmo 007]

Did MY best smokeout ever this morning. A beautiful Kenworth pulled along my passenger side today on the interstate. I looked up, and Lo-and-behold, the SOB is flipping me off !! I also noticed his driver side window was down Show time.



I sped up just a little, then let off and turned the comp on 5x5. I hit the TC lock switch (neat litle feature) and planted the go pedal. My right stack was dead even with his window... Like looking down the barrel of a loaded gun :-laf. I looked in the mirror and his windshield had turned completely black... FROM THE INSIDE!! :-laf:-laf



I felt kinda bad after that... but to pull up and flip me off when I haven't done anything... that ticks me off. Bet he'll think twice next time .

 

[Got Smoke?]

Well my stacks haven't even been on 3 days yet and I got one already!



On the way to school this morning had a car drafting me on the Briley Parkway near Nashville.



I got over to pass a mini-van in front of me in the hammer lane and she sped up so I go to get back over and the little bitty car thought otherwise.



Well lets just say I "squeezed in" :-laf



Anyhow after that I was kinda ticked so I let completely off the smoke pedal and then HAMMERED it to the floor!



Lost her car for about 3 or 4 seconds, she slowed WAY down after that then passed me in the slow lane around a curve. :-laf



Taught her what that "Got Smoke?" on the tailgate was all about!

 

[Got Smoke?]

Another one today!

Man these idiots come outta no where!



Had a woman in an expedition weaving in and out of traffic today (same place Briley Parkway) and really ON my bumper. Well she got over to pass once and then couldn't cause my constant speed closed the gap before she could.



Well when she came back over she was so close to me that I couldn't see her grille.



Now I have a rule of thumb for smoking people.....



My truck is 4 Wheel drive AND on 33" tires! So if you get close enough to me that I can only see your roof (cars) or windshield (trucks/SUV's) over my tailgate YOUR GETTING SMOKED! Oo.



Well after she got close enough that I couldn't see her grille over my tailgate I let completely off the smoke pedal AND ROMPED ON IT! :-laf



I lost her Expedition for about 3 or 4 seconds! Needless to say she backed off a good bit, and when Briley split into 4 lanes in front of Opry Mills she sped by me.

 

[daveshoe]

Originally posted by Doubleclutch

CW- Was she still blond when she came out of the cloud?

You guys know how to check if she's REALLY a blonde

 

[Chipstien]

Had a couple yesterday that felt that talking on the phone was more important then going when the light turns green. After we both merged onto the freeway I got in front of her and let off the accelerator. Then turned it to 5X5 and went to full throttle. You know you have smoked them when it is dark and the headlights disappear. When she finally reappeared she was a long ways back. Sometimes I think cell phones are more hassle than any good.

 

[C. Harlan]

Well, its SMOKE Season once again, as the NV5600 is IN!

I just went to get some tacos a little while ago, and saw a little Kmart cowboy driving his lifted gasser shortbed phurd 250. Nothing makes me laugh harder than someone with a little short goofy truck trying to be the boss... I came by him, burped the throttle, let him look over to see the triple gauge pod, and let him know if he wanted to play, BRING IT ON! I kind of cut him off, so I could get smoke privileges, and sure enough when we turned to get on the highway, he tries to come around me. . All he got was 102+Db of CTD, and lots of smoke! poor guy then decides to get on by tail, since he did not have enough real estate to get in front of me to the ramp, and gets 1 more smoking... I leave him a good ¼ mile in the smoke... whaddya know?? someone wants more... this time, I did Merrick's "SMOKE BRAKE" technique... you know, the one where you move a little to the left, center the pipe, floor the smoke generator lever, and brake at the same time... well, that did it... he got off the next exit! haha, maybe he will learn his little gasser wannabe truck aint all that, and to step down so the motor less 2 cylinders than his can blow his doors off!



-C-