Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
Well you all know that I give my bride a bad time every chance I get 
this morning she got me back good enough to last for years and years to come.
Alarm goes off at 4:30 am just like every day ( we are early risers) she gets up and showers like normal while I lay there till 5 am then I get up to drain the nights accumlication off right, well the dern phone rings ( at 5 am who is that
0 she puts her curling iorn down infront of the sink on the counter... ... ... ... . yep I get done wizzin and look myself in the mirror and there is a zit on the end of my nose so as I look closely in the mirror there it was right where you dont want to get burned, I heard a small pppppsssssssssssstttttt sound as the last drop hit the iorn, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT and it hit me like a king cobra, YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW, I was screamin like a gut shot panther, the wife come runnin in to see me in agony and lookin for the alevera plant, I put some of that jell on there (around the aretha size of a dime) and had to wrap it up in toilet paper and then a sock on it too so it dont rub my pants when I walk, I must look like I got a stick up my butt when I walk but man this thing hurts bad :{ :{ :{ Then every time I pee I have to go thru this whole unwrap,wizz, re-cream, wrap routine and it sucks not to mention my manlyhood is damaged and is outa commission for prolly a few weeks till it heals up. And to top this whole mess off the wife keeps laughin at me but she does feel bad though, somehow someday I WILL get even with her.
:{ Kevin :{
this morning she got me back good enough to last for years and years to come. Alarm goes off at 4:30 am just like every day ( we are early risers) she gets up and showers like normal while I lay there till 5 am then I get up to drain the nights accumlication off right, well the dern phone rings ( at 5 am who is that
0 she puts her curling iorn down infront of the sink on the counter... ... ... ... . yep I get done wizzin and look myself in the mirror and there is a zit on the end of my nose so as I look closely in the mirror there it was right where you dont want to get burned, I heard a small pppppsssssssssssstttttt sound as the last drop hit the iorn, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT and it hit me like a king cobra, YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW, I was screamin like a gut shot panther, the wife come runnin in to see me in agony and lookin for the alevera plant, I put some of that jell on there (around the aretha size of a dime) and had to wrap it up in toilet paper and then a sock on it too so it dont rub my pants when I walk, I must look like I got a stick up my butt when I walk but man this thing hurts bad :{ :{ :{ Then every time I pee I have to go thru this whole unwrap,wizz, re-cream, wrap routine and it sucks not to mention my manlyhood is damaged and is outa commission for prolly a few weeks till it heals up. And to top this whole mess off the wife keeps laughin at me but she does feel bad though, somehow someday I WILL get even with her. :{ Kevin :{
So much for that. I guess Kevin is not in a Cheers mood cause he is in pain. Has does it feel big boy?
