OH NO she paid me back big time.ouch!

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Well you all know that I give my bride a bad time every chance I get :D this morning she got me back good enough to last for years and years to come.



Alarm goes off at 4:30 am just like every day ( we are early risers) she gets up and showers like normal while I lay there till 5 am then I get up to drain the nights accumlication off right, well the dern phone rings ( at 5 am who is that :confused: 0 she puts her curling iorn down infront of the sink on the counter... ... ... ... . yep I get done wizzin and look myself in the mirror and there is a zit on the end of my nose so as I look closely in the mirror there it was right where you dont want to get burned, I heard a small pppppsssssssssssstttttt sound as the last drop hit the iorn, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT and it hit me like a king cobra, YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW, I was screamin like a gut shot panther, the wife come runnin in to see me in agony and lookin for the alevera plant, I put some of that jell on there (around the aretha size of a dime) and had to wrap it up in toilet paper and then a sock on it too so it dont rub my pants when I walk, I must look like I got a stick up my butt when I walk but man this thing hurts bad :{ :{ :{ Then every time I pee I have to go thru this whole unwrap,wizz, re-cream, wrap routine and it sucks not to mention my manlyhood is damaged and is outa commission for prolly a few weeks till it heals up. And to top this whole mess off the wife keeps laughin at me but she does feel bad though, somehow someday I WILL get even with her.



:{ Kevin :{
 
I had a good come back to this but when I hit submit it said I had to many images to go back and correct and I go back and then it disappears:( So much for that. I guess Kevin is not in a Cheers mood cause he is in pain. Has does it feel big boy?
 
I don't know what I hate more that stupid hair drier or the curling iron. We have 2 sinks in our bathroom (his & hers) My wife usually does the same thing with the iron but because her electric outlet is full of junk she uses my side for the iron. One day when she had it on and I amost burnt my gadget I ripped the plug out, opened the window and thre it out on the front lawn. Well you can imagine what that started. :-{}
 
Oh before I forget, Keep it wrapped and when it's all better put it to good use. Hope little Whitmore gets well soon!:eek:
 
Kevin, ya better go to the drugstore and ask for a couple of pounds of saltpeter to eat with your dinner. If you get carried away and get excited, you are going to suffer some serious growing pains... :p



Better hope your wife don't think of that, if she is out to get you she can REALLY make you suffer!
 
I knew Kevin's situation reminded me of something, it was the episode of "Married With Children" where Al Bundy goes in the hospital to get a circular incision but comes out with a circumcision. Had to spend a few days around the house in a mumu (moomoo?) whatever you call those big old baggy dresses.



Whitmore, you could dump the sock if you find a good mumu - worked for Al! :D :D :D
 
Originally posted by Whitmore

she puts her curling iorn down infront of the sink on the counter... ... ... ... . yep I get done wizzin and look myself in the mirror and there is a zit on the end of my nose so as I look closely in the mirror there it was right where you dont want to get burned, I heard a small pppppsssssssssssstttttt sound as the last drop hit the iorn,

Thats what you get for peeing in the sink:-laf
 
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