You Know You Are a Dieselhead When...

[BILLYGEE]

When you pull up tight on that rice burner's ***** at the Burger King drive-up and leave her clatter as you watch the guy shake his fist and finally do a burn-out cause the gal couldn't hear his order!!! Love-it! I must be sick with this bomb bay fever...



When you're in the right lane and this car with a couple of air-heads with the windows down rolls alongside you with your windows down and they got one of them 650hp stereos with 6ft speakers cranking some wrap $#&t out that the ground shakes and the driver jumps on it as you leave the stop&go lite... and you switch lanes as he moves to the right lane as he gets ahead of you and you keep up till you both have to stop for the next lite... and as luck would have it there is one car ahead of his and you stop kind of a little back so big old straightpipe is a little ahead and right under his open window with old Nellie clackin and competing with his ""music"" as he frowns while I adjust the box and the lite goes from red to green to BLACK! Don't you just feel bad when he waits for the smoke to clear as he's holdin up traffic... he he :--)

 

[Moose Truck]

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[Scrappy]

You were told by the wife that SHE wants a pickup with stacks! I won't put stacks on anything but a diesel so we know what her next vehicle will be

 

[AKDrifter]

... ... ... ... . you're peeing in a bottle on long legs so you don't loose your spot in line.

 

[AKDrifter]

..... you've got enough fuel onboard to go from Portland to your home in Alaska and it gives you a warm fuzzy feeling!

 

[Moose Truck]

..... You get a Horn that plays "Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat", for after you Beat up on a Honda real bad. Oo.

 

[JoshPeters]

You might be a dieselhead if you can open your tool box one time and remove ALL the tools to do a headgasket.



On the same note... Open the tool box once and remove all the tools to remove a transmission!



Josh

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

when your inlaws tell you there going to get a DC and your first question is if you can bomb it Oo.

 

[RFyfe]

When driving buy a 2nd gen quad cab cummins , checking the emblems for "cummins turbo diesel", and then if it is a 12v, wondering if the lucky person even knows what they have.



Looking in your passenger mirror at start up to see the puff of smoke she puts out, then looking around to see if anybody else noticed. :-laf

 

[HOBrian]

When you get caught buying bombs for the truck and your wife can come up with some pretty good reason why it was a good idea. Case in point I brought 4 Rancho RS9000X's from Sam's OffRoad and told the wife I was only getting the shocks. Well the shocks show up with the in cab controller :-laf and she gets a hold of the packing slip ( I was not thinking and left it out :{ ) and after asking me how this happened, she came up with a great reason for me to tell her. Her reason: So your telling me that the reason you needed these shocks and controller was because when we have a child you want to be able to adjust the shocks to the soft position so that the baby will sleep better. I said that is a great way for you took look at this honey God I love my wife

 

[SRadke]

Open the tool box once and remove all the tools to remove a transmission!

Busted! I thought I was alone on this one



-Scott

 

[CHolman]

When you get a tear in your eye and a burst of pride when your two year old tells everyone my daddy's truck is a big loud diesel and I say not just any diesel, what kind of diesel; and he says CUMMINS!... .

 

[05mxdiesel]

when your homepage is TDR or DTR and the background on your desktop is a nice pulling truck taking off the line with the dark clouds hanging around.



forgot one, after you get done pulling a trailer or anything behind the truck, the first thing you do is see how much soot is on it.

 

[trqmnstr]

This is funny stuff. My background is ToolManTimTaylor's dually doing a nasty burnout.



... when you short shift your 6spd just to see the no boost results!!!

 

[LHanus]

When you are driving the jeep instead of the truck and reach for the exhaust brake switch... ... ... .....

 

[trqmnstr]

When you're driving an automatic and reach for the 6 spd and clutch pedal but nothing's there!



^ I do this all the time ^

 

[Mad Bomber]

When you're driving an automatic and reach for the 6 spd and clutch pedal but nothing's there!



^ I do this all the time ^

Ya or hitting the brake thinking it's the clutch

 

[macdaddy]

When you're driving an automatic and reach for the 6 spd and clutch pedal but nothing's there!



^ I do this all the time ^

Tried to shift my wifes Cherokee



Mac

 

[joaker]

-When your girlfriend looks in her mirror everytime you step on it to see the smoke... .

-When you spend over half your months earnings on your truck... .

 

[RPA]

-When going to or coming from a truck pull your buddy in the passanger seat is making turbo noises and he does it well enough for you to indentify which motor it is.