Great Smoke Stories!

[NPloysa]

I played a little bit with a 6. 0L Ford the other day. Coming back from REI downtown, headed south on I-25 I was in the middle lane, he was in the left. Traffic was fast but a lot of it. He saw me coming up next to him, romped it, got into my lane a few cars ahead of me and smoked some. We kept trying to pass eachother. I finally got in front of him, somewhat cutting him off, he got right on my bumper and I layed on it. He stuck with me as I smoked him out. He got back into the left lane, got up next to me, I expected him to flip me off or yell or something. He didn't. He just nodded and smiled. Nice guy, even if he drives a 6. 0



Nick

 

[ProMac1K]

I got a couple college kids in a mid-late 90's Saturn yesterday, not intentionally though. I was going through the busy morning traffic on the way to college, and was late because I had to wait for a train to pass for ~10 minutes. So i'm in a little bit of a panic. So here I am, riding the rocking chair with cars on my tail and stuck behind this car going 55- mph from where I waited for the train to about another 10 miles. Traffic sucks between Marshall and Minneota (two towns apart). When I finally get the chance I check my mirrors, ease into the throttle to keep smoke down, and pull out quickly to pass this vehicle. I get up to 65 mph and hold it there. A few miles later all of a sudden this Saturn starts creeping up to me and just sits there (doesn't pass). Finally make it through the traffic in Minneota and am at the outskirts of town. Not looking in the mirror, I floor the throttle. After flooring the throttle, I check the mirror. Here's this Saturn out in the passing lane of the two-lane highway acting like it's trying to pass me. :-laf Look in my passenger mirror, big-*** cloud of smoke in the right lane. Not really caring what they think, I just hold the throttle down constantly smoking until I hit my 65 mph. Well they stayed out in the passing lane for a little bit but didn't seem to have the horsies to get by me speeding up at under 65 mph. So they pull in an tailgate me. Thinking on what to do, I just mind my business and drive normally. Couple miles later they pull out to pass me and I let them pass. Well guess what, give em a mile or so and the darn-ed kid slows back down to 55 mph or so. By this time, were getting pretty close to the college town I just hang back a couple truck lengths behind them. I grinned when I pulled up to the stop sign behind them though. Sure made a lot of sense for them to pass me, when I ended up sitting right behind them at the stop sign. Next time, it's all smoke or go home.



-Trever

 

[LOtero]

i smoked out the entire top level of a parking structure! this is all my drunken cousin could catch on the cam, it was shhhhwweeeetttt!! :-laf

 

[NPloysa]

i smoked out the entire top level of a parking structure! this is all my drunken cousin could catch on the cam, it was shhhhwweeeetttt!! :-laf

That's cool. Looks like a camera with a lot of exposure. By cam did you mean video cam or regular camera?

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

i bet a couple car alarms went off :-laf

 

[LOtero]

yea i think he took the picture as i let off the brake, i was kicking myself for not setting up the camera for video, or even multiple exposures :{ that would have been way cool. there were alot of car alarms going off but they were hard to hear over the straight pipe, in an enclosed place like that it screamed!! the smoke in that place was crazy!

 

[C. Harlan]

...Lord, I apologize-

I couldn't resist. . It was too good of an opportunity to be a horses butt, but I did it anyway. .



Tonight when I was wrapping up my UST/Copenhagen promotion at the bar, there was a group of little frat daddies and girls standing at the back of my truck, with the silent smog maker pointed right in the middle of their little circle. . I got in the truck and thought it over for a second, then said oh well, its their fault. Cranked it up, while pressing the pedal to the floor. . WOW, what a cloud! they were all fanning their noses, and walking away amidst a beautiful, great smelling cloud of raw #2!



I know it was wrong, so "Lord, I apologize for smoking all the innocent girlies out, and bein' with the starvin' Pygmies in New Guinea, amen" -Larry the Cable Guy- :-laf



Just thought y'all would get a good laugh out of that one!



-Chris-

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

LOL. was that before or after they got samples of cope and skoal? :-laf

 

[C. Harlan]

after. always after. shoot, we even gave away an MP3 player too! It cracks me up how people think they have to dip to get samples. some people do the oh-so rare copenhagen long cut wintergreen lol. . Hmm, new one to me!



-Chris-

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

some people do the oh-so rare copenhagen long cut wintergreen lol



-Chris-

they didnt sell that stuff the last time i lived in texas!!! UST was at the local farm show about two weeks ago. my only grip is there always out of snuff before i can get there so i take the pouches! but hey, the best kind of tobaccco is the free kind! :-laf

 

[DBogo]

redman is the best thats just my opinion though

 

[RSchwarzli]

I was driving toward the interstate a few weeks ago, and Mr rice rocket was riding my but for many miles. Once I got on the on ramp he got so close to the tailgate I couldn't see the car anymore. So as I got toward the end of the ramp, I pulled 3rd to see what she could suffer. By the time I got to the merging area, the car was quite aways back and the headlights could barely even be seen! The car had dissapeared! Once on the highway, he tryed to prove he was still cool by blowing by and stareing at me.

 

[bmoeller]

Had little fun today. Took dad on a quick ride in the truck, so he could feel the new transmission. Dad didn't want to go to far, so I didn't catch up to him (he went around the car that was ahead of him), to talk trucks.



Was about ready to turn on to the highway, but had to wait for a car and a 3rd gen Ram. I waited a bit for him to get some distance, went onto the highway and planted the go pedal. The truck was rolling some good smoke, and the guy in the 3rd gen saw it, and planted his go pedal. Must have a box on his truck, as he was rolling as much smoke as me. He had what looked to be a 6" tip on the tailpipe, and was straight-piped. That truck is fast, but so is mine.



The car behind us had 3 clouds (since I have dual stacks) of smoke to drive through. :-laf

 

[TWilkening]

redman is the best thats just my opinion though

I've always been a Cope Black kind of guy. Most of the stores up here don't carry it anymore. I wonder what the deal is.



As for samples, last year at the George Strait Team Roping Classic, I had my dad, and two people who were sitting by us get me some free Cope. God I love those promo tents

 

[Forrest Nearing]

man, you can keep that worm dirt! not a big fan of chew, but that Redman is for the birds... put your hands on some quality PH balanced chew from a high end tobacco store. no comparison. nice and smooth, doesn't burn your throat, etc.



Forrest

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

put your hands on some quality PH balanced chew from a high end tobacco store.

Forrest

want to send me a free sample :-laf

 

[Forrest Nearing]

want to send me a free sample :-laf

haven't chewed in years... when I first went to college, I went through a few pouches of Redman...



a few years later, I tried the good stuff... NO COMPARISON!!!!



I don't really like nicotine unless I've got a fair amount of booze in me... and these days, I prefer a nice cigar, but I might have to bring some good chew up to the mountains this summer



Forrest

 

[tURBOdIEZEl]

haven't chewed in years... when I first went to college, I went through a few pouches of Redman...



a few years later, I tried the good stuff... NO COMPARISON!!!!



I don't really like nicotine unless I've got a fair amount of booze in me... and these days, I prefer a nice cigar, but I might have to bring some good chew up to the mountains this summer



Forrest

i started chewing right before college, and been smoking for a while now. my truck still smokes more then i do :-laf

 

[ProMac1K]

i started chewing right before college, and been smoking for a while now. my truck still smokes more then i do :-laf

:-laf For sure!!! :-laf

 

[snowracer69]

So, back to the subject at hand...



Two nights ago I'm heading downtown to the bars and have a buddy with me. As I pull up to a stoplight after just coming up a 2 mile long incline (not steep at all) a guy with a lifted '03 Hemi pulls up next to me on the left with his window down and he motions to me to do the same. He hollers "Hey, you need to change your fuel filter... you are running way to rich and blowing a lot of black smoke out the exhaust!" I laughed and said "I am? That's weird... would you like to race and see some black smoke?" He said "uh... ya, if you want. " During this convo the light had turned green, and as he had pulled up I was gonna be ready anyway so the box was already on 5x5 (I was running up the hill on 2x2, my normal driving position). So, he started rolling forward and I did too and I hollered "go ahead" knowing it wouldn't take much to jump past him. Problem was, I was doing 10 mph before he went and it went into 2nd gear... 2nd gear, high altitude, lots of fuel = lugged! So, he got about 3/4 of a length on me before she finally hit 10 psi (where it really lights off) and then broke the rears loose as boost went to 45. When it finally hooked up we went by him like he was sitting still and ran to about 60 mph. At the next light he pulled up in the right lane next to me and I hollered "so, what do you think of that?" He said "sum-bi!ch, you got me there. " I said "so, was that too much smoke?" He just shook his head and laughed as he turned the corner.



A gal asked me last night, "If you had all the money in the world, what would you drive?" She said I made the question dumb because I answered "I already drive it. "