Great Smoke Stories!

[ToolManTimTaylor]

give him a big thumbs up... . here's the funny part..... he has this grin on his face and returns the thumbs up! Oo. Good sport!

LOL Ask TqT How that all went with him one day The guy nearly had a coniption fit and just about done ripped his steering wheel off with rage LOL!

 

[2broke2smoke]

i try to aviod smoking people, but some people are so rude/stupid that i consider them a waste of oxygen ...



driving home on the four lane ... 70 in a 65 cruise set

guy following 20 car lengths in a new volvo ... jersey plates

we come up on a minivan doing 55

i hit the blinkers ease over into the passing lane

volvo boy nails it as i'm easing into passing lane ... i see 'em and keep right on going

figure the big ole trailer hitch might deter stupidity ... nope

all i can see is his finger sticking out the window

OK let's see how these stacks do

box on crop dust ... black cloud right over the tailgate RIGHT into mr number 1's window ... i'm LOVING stacks

i'm past the minivan pull over to the right, figure he'll be a good sport

he get's in front and it's finger time again ...

now i'm a nurse but i was a 275 lb redneck long before i got my license ... soooooooo

box on, truck in back in front (should have seen the look on pretty boys face when he nailed it i WALKED around him)

off the throttle ease back in bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

for the first time in years it was me with the window down ... finger out



pretty boy never looked my way again ... hit his brakes, backed way off and i never saw him again



ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh



aint life grand

 

[IC Smoke]

FINALLY a GOOD smoke story!!



I went into town and I had 3 crotch rocket riders behind me and I had the box on 1x5. We got to a light turning left and I noticed in my mirror one of them was pointing at my smoke generator and holding his hands apart making a point to his friends about how big it was. well of course I made sure the box was on so I punched it when the light went greet SMOKE and they rode right thru it and One of the guys was waving his hand as to get the smoke out of his mask (infront) I got a good smile out of the deal. well they were comming up on my right again and I punched it (while at low boost) and they got a little soot show, So they passed and of course had to rev there little bikes while one of them was CLOSE to my passenger side which I didnt. but thats ok they were sooted hahaha



I need a hx40, DTT & 100hp injectors!!!!!!



Ian

 

[C. Harlan]

Ahh, what a great day to smoke!!

Ya see, I paid the truck off today... Today is also my Birthday. . So..... I am going to try to make 25 smoke clouds. . Up to about 6 so far, hehe, Oh well, just a little humor! Happy Smokin's to y'all!!!! Almost up to 1000 posts on here!



-Chris-

 

[bmoeller]

Chris-



Congrats on gettin' 'er paid off, and Happy B-day.



BTW, did you happen to be driving your Ram, running South on 281, 'bout 10-11 AM, Wed. of last week? Saw a 2500 that looked like yours. I was heading home after visiting my brother. He lives in San Antonio.

 

[DMendoza]

How do I get black smoke?

How do you make it blow a lot of black smoke? I have an 01 2500 QC SWB CTD Automatic transmission. From ya'lls stories, I should have bought a manual transmission truck. I think mine blows a little, but I want clouds! I love the stories! Thanks. :-laf

 

[AggieJustin]

How do you make it blow a lot of black smoke?

Too much fuel, not enough air... goodbye sunlight, hello midnight :-laf

 

[bmoeller]

Better save up for a modified transmission first.

 

[pepecat]

MY Smoke Story

As you know I am from southern california, a place filled with anything and everything but diesel trucks. On my way home tonight on the freeway (405 north near santa monica) I saw what looked like a lifted/decaled cummins 4X4 2nd gen truck... I pulled up and past it on the left, noticed the words "Baja Bomber" on the door and then proceeded to roll out a nice smokey haze right in his grill to see what he would do. WEEEEEEEEELLL first chance he gets he scoots up in traffic and I see him in my rear view so as a good sport I pull to the right and let him pass. Read: --------> BAD DECISION! :-laf HE slowly pulled by and then I heard the cummins come to life and his DTT transmission (saw the DTT sticker in his window, however no TDR to be found!!! )downshift and he was rolling a haze of smoke as he cut in front of me. I was covered in soot for once in my life!! Oo. Anyway I was tailing him, playing a little cat and mouse the whole way home before I left off my exit. Then as I was exiting I looked over and saw him lay out a HUGE thick black cloud (bigger than he did for me) to the unsuspecting california drivers, as a send off, I'm sure :-laf ... Anyway I was real excited to see someone else who understood the whole diesel thing down here. It was a blast, I guess I needed to get sooted back for all those times I've one sidedly sooted up brand new hummer H2's and hondas with john kerry/ ACLU bumper stickers rflol.

 

[GO 4LO]

Was it a white extended cab? "Baja Bomber" is what Four Wheeler named their project truck, isn't it? Has a DTT, too...

Chris

 

[ProMac1K]

Way to go pepecat!! Reel 'em in! :-laf



Sounds like you had some fun! Oo.

 

[pepecat]

Baja Bomber

Yes, it was a white extended cab... looking it up I found out that it was that same truck in the mag!! :--) Didn't know I was messing with royalty lol #ad

 

[ProMac1K]

:-laf

 

[C. Harlan]

Royalty? LoL. . I have not even heard of that truck. How long has it been out???



BTW, I get the people with the Kerry stickers at every chance I get, just to let them know that "W" is for Winner!!



-Chris-

 

[ProMac1K]

Indeed, W is for Winner! Read that somewhere on the net.



Chris, check your pm bx. I tried to send you a pm last week or so.



-Trever

 

[Cummnzpowr]

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Still not sure why you support him are you ? ... what did he win again? Whatever it is, i think we lost at the pumps

 

[ProMac1K]

No comment. Not a Politcal forum. :-laf

 

[LOtero]

lost at the pumps! he he yea if kerry was elected the world would be a perfect place and fuel would be free!! what were we thinking?!



GOD BLESS W

 

[C. Harlan]

Was pulling my gooseneck and I got to fog a car out yesterday that was too impatient to let me go around a few cars. . We roll up to a stoplight, I am in front, in the left lane, and there is a car next to me. . The impatient car got stuck behind them, windows cracked, so I seized the opportunity... . Light goes green, dump the clutch, lug the motor, step on fuel gates, and WHOOOOOMMM!!!!! What a hell of a cloud!!! I start rowing through the gears, and look back. . Where did everyone go?? There is a beautiful cloud of unburned #2 still lingering at the light. . hahaha, never saw that car again. Oh well, got my daily humor!



-Chris-

 

[Got Smoke?]

Chris does the local law enforcement know you by first name and truck?! :-laf



In all your adventures I'm surprised you haven't noted getting to meet a few of them! :-laf