Great Smoke Stories!

[WDixon27]

i smoked mom and grand ma last night on the way to take mom out for her birthday dinner, grand ma was laughing :-laf

 

[JasonCzerak]

Hybrid fun.

So crusing east bound on MN55 here today and me and my gf see this Prius with a bumper sticker that says "My hybrid can beat up your hummer". I laugh!.



Note: I have nothing againsed Hummers. For a stock SUV, that hold well for an 8500 pound "suv". It's the majority of the owers of these Hummers that are the morons that I dislike. Yes, they should have a diesel option.



Ok. So, in defence of the vehical I deside to torment this kid. Yes. kid. Huge nose ring and all. As my GF says "bleeding heart liberial". He hasn't prolly even had his cherry popped yet.



So I proceed to get in front. and roll on the coal in every gear. As much as my 3rd gen can do with the HOT juice. next light. same deal. 3rd light. same deal. I had about 2 miles of just smokey smoke smoke I even slowed down a few times to just roll some more smoke.



And to top this off. This moron was on his cell the entire time.

 

[C. Harlan]

Got a "Smoke Isn't Cool" BANKS Equipped 3rd Gen

Yesterday I was on the way home from our Austin Club meeting, and traffic was moderate... There was a good looking Ram who eased by me in the left lane. . I noticed he had an exhaust, and also some BANKS stickers... He was riding a car's @ss in the left lane who would not move over, so I took it upon myself to get in front of the car and smoke him out, as if to say, "Hey, Indian smoke signal for get out of the left lane! :-laf "... . Well, I get on my merry way, and I notice Mr. White dually wants to play... I blow him off, because I know in the back of my mind there is no real competition to this... He is persistent, and keeps on my tail, so I finally ease into it at first, just to see if he really does want to play, which he does, then I literally stand on the go pedal, and get about a 800' lead on him... As I am winding down, I mash on it just enough to blow some more smoke on him to say, "HEY, SMOKE IS COOL!!! Forget about what ol' Gale Banks has to say!" He rolls up next to me, just smiling, and giving me a big thumbs up... It's such a shame that he had to waste $4,000+ on a power system for his new truck, and got whooped by Black Betty who has 270,000+++ miles on her... Oh well, it was fun though! Just thought I would post this one!



-Chris-

 

[LOtero]

And to top this off. This moron was on his cell the entire time.

probly calling the epa he he he nice!!

 

[WDixon27]

finally got a decent one, on the way home at my exit this choad cuts in behind me so close i can only see part of the windshield over my flatbed i don't know how he missed the hitch he was so close, i clutch and let it spool down and mat it unloaded and him and the three cars behind him disappear, he then passes me on the shoulder/grass and gets stuck behind a parked big rig a half dozen cars ahead so i am looking forward to blacking out his side window but he dives back in line before i get there

 

[Mad Bomber]

I had a bike that was on the hyway that was not staying to the side very well. I tapped the horn (not even laying on the air horns) just so I could get by. He thought it was better to fly the bird to me and stay 1/3 in the main lane. I finally got a free left lane and pass him. He kinda dissapered in a little cloud of smoke :-laf

 

[Dual EE]

Heard good news last night.

Yesterday my wife took my truck and went to the beach to ride her Banshee (I had to work). She said on her way back a small little car car pulled right out in front of her. Well this usually calm person is now upset. Well she pulls out and passes the dork. This is not the normal hurry up and get around them pass. She has had several hours of training riding shot gun. She carefully slows down positioning the soot pipe next to the open window of this dork and mats it. She said the car actually disappeared for a moment.

She's telling me this story with a grin on her face.



I was proud of her.

 

[JasonCzerak]

I was proud of her.

I hear ya! tho my GF is to short to row a 6 speed, so no smoke for her. I do get a smile on my face when she punks other idiots in her little Aspire tho

 

[biggy238]

I went X-mas shopping in Knoxville Tn last weekend and I absolutely HATE city traffic... Idiots everywhere... I mean, It takes some finesse to operate a truck this size in a city atmosphere. . anyway! We sit behind the ONLY person in town that obeys city lights... Right hand turn with no traffic coming... and we sit... ... ... ... and we sit... ... ... . and we sit a little more... ... ... ... ... ... ... The light goes green finally... .



I'm a little ****** now so I go wide to immediately shoot around this fool... . The truck does me proud!! It kicks sideways right off the bat... . 6 lanes of stopped traffic watching as I bring it sideways past the minivan, catch traction and soot everything... The GF is sitting backwards now looking at the freshly engulfed intersection and laughing her *** off. . I know it was more than a little wreckless... but oh well... Made a good showing of the cummins power...



PS: the truck doesn't usaually turn the tires over, so to kick and soot in the same showing... . It was just meant to be.

 

[RBratby]

i would be proud of her too dual ee. my wife is afraid to drive my truck but with the way she drives her car she would be smoking all the time.

 

[Timbeaux38]

http://video.thedieselgarage.com/Player.aspx?fileid=EF831B4F-2A1E-497F-97CF-EABB88C667E8&p=0

 

[C. Harlan]

http://video.thedieselgarage.com/Player.aspx?fileid=EF831B4F-2A1E-497F-97CF-EABB88C667E8&p=0

"Lord, I apologize... ... . "



:-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf ... Done a few of those!! The bicyclists are the best, especially when you are on a back road... . LOVE IT! WE NEED MORE BICYCLISTS TO HOG THE ROAD!! They keep my injector nozzles flowing perfectly!



-Chris-

 

[Double J]

I'm all for a good smoken but, I don't think that was a good one at all. Couple girls walking down the road with groceries in tote minding their own business... good job guys



I must of woke on the wrong side of the bed this morning I guess...

 

[FFL8N]

OK, my turn... I was towing my TT and had gotten stopped at some road construction on the highway. We waited for about 45 minutes before the cars came by and now it was our turn. Once we get going, it only took about 10 minutes to get passed the construction, but as we come up to the gravel pit where all the material for the roads was coming from, this flag girl jumps out in front of me to have me stop. I got on the binders hard and got the truck and TT to stop about 15 feet before her. Now she did this so that one of there pickup trucks could turn into the gravel pit. This wasn't a regular work truck, this looked like one of the foremans trucks. I couldn't believe it. This is a rural part of NV with not much traffic around. Well, after the truck turns in, she tells me that it is ok for me to get my load going again. "Thanks!!" I started out in 1st and then quick shifted in to 3rd and nailed it. She disapeared real quick. I don't think she was too happy with me, so I guess we were even at that point! :--)

 

[COWBOYDUALLY]

Saudi Arabia!!!!

this is a no bull**** smoke story brothers.

im in the navy deployed over here for 6 months on a minesweep ship. im out in the liberty van riding around with my shipmates and me being the only lone star texas hungry guy on the boat see a ext cab cummins dually ahead, naturally the guys around me think that im looknig at some hot arabian chick.

nope, i told them i see a dodge dually up ahead, holy **** Searls youve lost your damn mind, so the jokes start flying about my 500hp cummins waiting for me to come home, yall know how it goes everyone but us is nutts(right).

im yelling at the duty driver to speed up and we get next the the truck and typically out here its a arabian guy driving. he speeds up pretty quick,probably because ive got my face planted to the window lookin at his ride like a idiot. he pulls into the gas station(diesel is only 67cents a gallon here yea it makes me sick too) i get out of the van,run over and try to establish communication with him, i point to his cummins decal and he smiles big and says" cummins very strong" i guess he thinks ive never saw one he opens his hood and starts pointing and showing. i pointed to a dust covered edge ez. i took a second look and was amazed. he put his arm up and flexed"very strong" it took everything i had to not bust out laughing. at least he had something. its not a great smoke story but it made my deployment much more interesting. thought yall might enjoy it. have a merry Christmas!!!!!!Jeremy 30 more days and im back in the promise land of TEXAS

 

[Buddy's Ram]

I enjoyed your story! Thank you for your service! Have a Merry Christmas and

a safe journey home!

 

[bmoeller]

I'm all for a good smoken but, I don't think that was a good one at all. Couple girls walking down the road with groceries in tote minding their own business... good job guys



I must of woke on the wrong side of the bed this morning I guess...

I would have to agree on that one.

 

[1smoknC]

lol, well thats good to hear

 

[TGibbs]

Had a nice showdown with a 7. 3 ford. He is sitting at the light and I pull up next to him with the comp on 5x5 already, I could hear him staging as the other light turns yellow and I just sit. As the other light turns red I turn on the RAD and punch it when the light turns green, He had me for a full half a second :-laf and then that ole stock turbo started to spool and off I was. Up the road about a mile I pulled in to the hardware store and he pulls in after my soot cloud on the corner, he gets out and walks over and says what ya got in that thing? I was like oh, some odds and ends Oo. , he says then, ya I just put a superchips programmer and exhaust on my truck but you still got me, I was just :-laf :-laf :-laf



Good Times!!

 

[1smoknC]

lol yea, a powerstroke with a box, stock injectors and exhaust is def. no match for an auto cummins stacked, stage 3 injectors, 150 horse box, and water/meth. lol good job, i believe i would have rolled down the window at the red light, and said "man thats a sweet truck. no need to waste your fuel on me, i know you would def. rape me" LOL. (keep in mind im driving a powerstroke thats stock) :-laf