Great Smoke Stories!

[Greenleaf]

I love to catch the smoke as it drifts down from them Shays. I sorta, uhm, run 'round to the side it's drifting down towards LOL!!



I'll bee there is Cass on Tuesday, June 6 unless otherwise noted. Not sure if I'll drive the 90 or 92. The 92 has the stacks.



I'll be looking for oportunities to spread some cheer... 'er smoke.

 

[Greenleaf]

Got Smoke

Shay #5 do... ..... LOL hey, it all smells and looks the same... ... ... . right?



Sorry. I couldn't resist the smoke. Wish my truck would do this. Then again, meybe not.

 

[JasonCzerak]

Got one!



So I"m putzing down i394 toward mn-169. 7:45-ish in the morning. Lots of traffic, no reason to tail gate, your not going to get anyplace any faster ya know. So this rather large blonde in her fancy ranger rover is behind me on my tail. I'm about 6 or 8 trucks back from the guy in front of me.



So I roll on the smoke, she backs off. good! That was easy..... mile or so later, here she comes back. ok, so I do it again. . nothing. hmmm again, again. I lost track, but it was a lot.



So she goes and finds a hole to go though, at 60mph I just roll into things and stay in and change lanes with her and walk 3 truck lenghts, poor fatty, you need mor torque to keep up I thought to my self. Obviously I"m not going to let an upset motorist infront of me, so I continue what I do and got off at hte 169 exit.



As I'm exiting she's just about jump over in the passenger seat waving her hands and making faces at me. She got a smile and thumbs up from me.



I hope she enjoys her new perfume, I'm sure she had them air vent open bringing in the nice diesel soot.

 

[JasonCzerak]

I shouldn't of.. but I did

F350 Harley davison edition. Didn't catch if it was the PS or V10.



It's sitting on the side of the road, construction worker there, they have both side doors open... .....



Just as my nose is at the rear of the furd I roll into 4th and lay a line of coal the lenght of the truck.



The guy just turns and looks, goes back to what ever he was doing.

 

[BErmoyan]

I pulled up this new Range Rover today, his lane ends after about 1000 ft, so people in that lane usually gun it. He didnt really race, either that or those are extremely slow. But I had the truck on level 5, 4wd, you know the drill. Didn't really build boost, but on take off I left the biggest cloud I have ever seen. I looked back and saw headlights, thats it, 3 lanes. And it kept smoking the whole time, this turbo must be workin too hard.



I was like 'holy ****!' :--) when I looked behind me and saw that, I have never seen near that much smoke. The cars with auto headlights all had them come on. Oo.

 

[MCummings]

either that or those are extremely slow. QUOTE]



Not to bust your bubble...

Unless it was the sport,, they aren't too fast.



Merrick

 

[JasonCzerak]

How do I keep finding Minnesotas most retarded drivers?

Keep in mind, I was following the guy in front of me at a 10 car/truck distance as I was traveling at 75mph-ish



Civic being at tool this morning (not even a ricer civic). I smoke him, he backs off. sweet, he comes up again, I smoke, he backs off. sweet. Third time, I just break check, to 75 to 40mph-ish. He swerves and makes it around me as I accelerate though 4th and 5th gears. he cuts over and starts to break and I just change lanes as he thinks he was going to break check me, I, staying on the throttle pass and squeez right between him and a tractor trailer. . Boy do I know my truck







I caught him a few times TRYING to read my plate!!! I mean, he was leaning forward and pulled his glasses up squinting, how do I know this? HE WAS JUST THAT FREAKING CLOSE. smoke him a few more times and a break check again. He tries to pass on the right as we pass the tractor trailer and I just change lanes with the coal a rolling right in his face and then pull a few trucks on him distance and get off at my exit, he didn't follow.



I got to work, called the police to see if I was reported. nope. And I do love my license plate.

 

[LOtero]

smoked myself!

this isnt the greatest smoke story but i thought it was pretty hilarious. my truck with the 100 horse nozzles and TST PM3 and original HX-35 (R. I. P) smokes real good. anyway i was sitting at a stoplight behind a car and i was in a hurry, well light turns green the lady in front of me stomps it, i follow suit in order to go around, all of a sudden she decides about half way throgh the intersection to slam her brakes, well by this time i was movin and i had to slam mine too, just as i was about to get all :-{} i was engulfed by my huge cloud of smoke that i shot into the 10mph tailwind. i SMOKED MYSELF! i couldnt stop laughing! :-laf

 

[DMcPherson]

oh man that is funny.



yesterday I was driving down a main road from the store, and a d-max pulls out in front of me blowing smoke. Im like hey Im not going to stand for that, so after I passed him he ended up behind me at the next light. the only thing on my truck right now is the comp at 5X5 but full throttle from a dead stop will make some smoke. so he tailgated me a little went around and drove normal, no more smoke

 

[Tomeygun]

this isnt the greatest smoke story but i thought it was pretty hilarious. my truck with the 100 horse nozzles and TST PM3 and original HX-35 (R. I. P) smokes real good. anyway i was sitting at a stoplight behind a car and i was in a hurry, well light turns green the lady in front of me stomps it, i follow suit in order to go around, all of a sudden she decides about half way throgh the intersection to slam her brakes, well by this time i was movin and i had to slam mine too, just as i was about to get all :-{} i was engulfed by my huge cloud of smoke that i shot into the 10mph tailwind. i SMOKED MYSELF! i couldnt stop laughing! :-laf

But it smelled/tasted good, right? It like your own farts - Everyone loves thier own brand...



hahaha

 

[WDixon27]

had a couple saturday and now that i have a good lift pump i can belch a nice cloud off the line but it cleans up quick, first was a goober on a bicycle hogging the road while there was too much oncoming traffic to pass him without clotheslining him with a towing mirror, i got all of the way down to the bottom of 2nd before i could get around so in the best interest of good traffic flow i got up the speed as quickly as possible. the other was one of those tools standing on the corner begging for money, this guy has been in the same spot for months and probably has a better house and truck then me, mom offered him a apple once as his sign said hungry and got 8itched at, the pipe was on the wrong side at the intersection but the breeze was with me and i got perfect coverage, grand ma was laughing her azz off as she looked back

 

[bmoeller]

I engulfed a school bus last week. Idiot driver.

 

[Cummnzpowr]

honda

Came up next to this STUPID looking older honda hatchback with a wing on the roof and a huge "tune-pipe Can" for a muffler bumping loud music. . some mexican inside with his window down... the window was 3 feet from my tailpipe and I floored it in Nuetral to 4k rpm {no AFC spring,#100 plate,and215 pump with bigger turbo=death}... it COMPLETELY filled his car with smoke so thick he had to get out and evacuate he gave me the finger when the light turned green and he cut in traffic way ahead of me to get away LOL :-laf Normally don't smoke people out much anymore. . but this guy was calling my name

 

[LOtero]

yea!!! the way i look at it, if they want me to hear their music i will let them hear a lil of mine! cummins power baby :-laf

 

[JasonCzerak]

Saw this WAY OVER LOADED Chubby 2500 gasser on the way back from lunch. The rear was on it's bump stops. The truck looks like it was ready for launch. Poor chubby, hear that motor screaming trying to merge! So I rolled on by and make my lane change as I passed with the coal rolling out.



Dude should of had a 1 ton. Maybe that would of even over loaded 1 ton with the payload only in the bed. Prolly best to have a seperate trailer. And a Diesel to boot so he wouldn't hold of traffic.

 

[bmoeller]

And a Diesel to boot so he wouldn't hold of traffic.

Not if it was old enough to have a 6. 2 or 6. 5L diesel. He would've been smoking and STILL no power.

 

[JasonCzerak]

Not if it was old enough to have a 6. 2 or 6. 5L diesel. He would've been smoking and STILL no power.

This was a new(er) truck.

 

[CLiberty]

So I`m coming home from work the other day. I`m driving down a residential side street, going slow (about 25-30 mph). About 1/4 mile or so down the road I see these three people walking, headed in my direction. Turns out one of them is walking pretty much in the center of the road. As I get closer the guy in the middle of the road gives me this smirk and starts waving at me. I`m getting closer (and also slowing down even more). This guy decides he wants to play pedestrian VS. 3ton truck chicken, and he was`nt moving. Well I sure as heck could`nt run him over BUT a little dose of good old #2 perfume seemed to fit the bill nicely. I wonder if his friends (who WERE walking on the shoulder) appreciated the soot job as much as I did...



Oh BTW he gave me a nice firm single digit salute... HA HA HA!!

 

[biggy238]

I wouldn't have just sooted him... It would have been much, much worse for him.

 

[MCummings]

Last time somebody did that to me, I revved her up, dumped the clutch and came at 'em right as they got off onto the shoulder. I got to pee myself laughing, and they got some heavy smokin'.



Merrick