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The Night before Christmas

Like "rolling coal" ??

well i smoked a sick oh yesterday.



heres how the story goes a group of us went 4 wheelin yesterday there where 3 trucks me w/ the 95 in sig, a 99 dodge 24v, and an 06 powerjoke. my truck is a 95 4x4 reg cab 4x4 stick w/ 3. 54's and some mods. they are cheap ones just some boost fuel and a gsk. well i didnt think it was possible for my little bit of tunning and cheap power to beat out a stock 06 ford 250 4dr shrt bed 4x4 auto i had driven the truck before and it seemed pretty quick well yesterday the 3 of us went wheelin and while on the way out there we got out on this little country road where we proceded to get on the throttle well the stroker spooled quick and started gaining on me (i was leading the pack) when i saw him wind up i imediatly put the hammer down. spooled and pulled on him all the way to his gov. he defueled at 98 and i kept it going till i hit 100. well w/ that we arrived to our pit stop we got sodas and what not then went on our way. well the road we took to get to the 4x4 park was 15 miles of 30 mph turns mostly flat but very windy. while heading out there the stroker didn't know how to really drive and so lost ground to me id let him catch up and then id hammer down again and leave him in the dirt. the way back though is when it got fun the other driver having built some confidence decided he would try to hang w/ me well he couldnt do it. combanation of inexperience, lack of power, and handling. i pulled on him again would slow and then hammer it again each time leaving nice big dark clouds of black smoke. now the best part not only did i smoke the outside of his truck but w/ his hvac set on fresh air he pulled that black nasty soot right into his nice air conditioned cab. thats the part that made me smile i smoked him so much in that 15 miles that his 2 passengers had a head ache by the end. after that we got back on that first road and i proceeded to out run him again he never stood a chance the whole day. to say the least i was very proud of my little truck and her mighty little motor. plus i showed my buddy that i knew what i was talking about when i said i could beat his truck w/ mine. well at least he didnt make any excuses about his truck he told me he tried and couldn't hang w/ me. well its time to go add another notch to the old belt for another non-dodge non-cummins kill. just thought ya'll would like to hear
 
Yuppies on bicycles

Yes I did!!! I was driving on a nice country road last weekend when I came upon a group of 10 or so bicyclists. You know the type, mid 40's wearing the tight spandex and matching helmuts... ... . a bunch of toolboxes. They were taking up the whole lane as I approached them from behind. They definitely heard me approaching, but still stayed spread out across the lane. I slowed way down in hopes that some of them would move over. I noticed a few of them glanced back at me, but they still crowded the road. Well..... I passed them with due caution, then gave them a soot shower. I don't know what happened after that because I stayed into it and couldn't see my work. I wonder what they will do the next time :-laf I know what I'm gonna do :D
 
Warpig said:
Yes I did!!! I was driving on a nice country road last weekend when I came upon a group of 10 or so bicyclists. You know the type, mid 40's wearing the tight spandex and matching helmuts... ... . a bunch of toolboxes. They were taking up the whole lane as I approached them from behind. They definitely heard me approaching, but still stayed spread out across the lane. I slowed way down in hopes that some of them would move over. I noticed a few of them glanced back at me, but they still crowded the road. Well..... I passed them with due caution, then gave them a soot shower. I don't know what happened after that because I stayed into it and couldn't see my work. I wonder what they will do the next time :-laf I know what I'm gonna do :D



Pig, For shame!! This is what happens when you live in an Yuppie wonderland. :eek:
 
I got another motorcycle trying to zip through rush hour traffic a few days back... I think the guy was stunned, because he went to normal law abiding crotch rocket rider after that. . Kind of funny. I will be heading to Houston today for the Diesel Innovations Party, so there will be lots of smoke going on there! Will take lots of pics for y'all!



-Chris-
 
i got another one today. . i dont know what it is about these tree huggin hippie types around here lately. . this guy is zipping around in his prius today haulin butt everywhere and i am following his route and notice he has a POLLUTION IS A WMD sticker on the back :-laf yea thats right, korea is testing nukes but we need to really worry about pollution :rolleyes: . so anyway as we pull up to the last light before the base he takes off like a bat outta hell and i pull ahead and "nuke" him! its always best in the dark, you get to see the headlights go away. .
 
So I'm cruising home from the store and I come up on this avalanche. All decked out. dual exhaust, rims, tires, L. E. D. bars in every location possible, lights on the bumper ends, lights on the mud flaps things, License plate that says "Rob SIR". Like I'm suppose to respect this "rob" that drives a chubby?



So he's doing 5 under like a turd would and I whip around his right. lights on the running boards. In the rear mirror I can see even more added on lights! Them retarded glue on hood scoops had yellow lights, had lights on the roof (like he thinks he a 3500 or something?) brush bar with led's and fog lights. lights on the side of is side mirrors.



So, to turn out the lights, he got 6 gears worth of low boost fueling (5/5/ez3).



Mind you it was still perfectly daylight out.



I attempted to get him to run me cuz the exhaust was rather loud, like it sounded fast. :)
 
Got stuck behind a bunch of sunday drivers taking their time turning into a shopping plaza. Left lane was clear and the light was still green up ahead so I stood on it but ended up catching the light anyways. Waiting at the light, about a minute or so later a lady pulls up and proceeds to tell me my truck is leaking gas badly all over the road. I said what?, and again she said my truck is leaking badly and it just filled her car up. I knew what she meant now so I just smiled and said thank you and she drove off. Comp was only on 3x1, wonder what she woulda said if it was on 5x5 :-laf.
 
Well today my buddy & I were in my CTD on the way home from working, when we got caught at this long traffic light about four cars back. We were sitting, idling in my truck when about five punk- teens walked by the cross walk then down by us sitting in traffic. These were those punk kids you see in shopping malls, black hair, black fingernails, even the males have them too, really pale makeup anyway. . they start picking stuff up in the road and running in & out of the cars at the traffic light. Then one runs behind my truck. My buddy says hey did you hear that? I was like what? Something just hit the tailgate. I look back and they are all standing near the tailpipe giggling. One says “dude get away from the cars” and the punk standing right by the tailpipe area says “I don’t give ( fill in choice expletive) about these cars. ” I looked over at my buddy and said watch this. Turned the Edge/ Attitude up to 5x5 and adj low-fuel boost accordingly. Gave’er a little throttle & brake and watched the right side of my truck and sidewalk turn to night time. I heard coughing and choking and a few cars behind giving me a thumbs up.



-Ryan
 
rjohnson916 said:
Well today my buddy & I were in my CTD on the way home from working, when we got caught at this long traffic light about four cars back. We were sitting, idling in my truck when about five punk- teens walked by the cross walk then down by us sitting in traffic. These were those punk kids you see in shopping malls, black hair, black fingernails, even the males have them too, really pale makeup anyway. . they start picking stuff up in the road and running in & out of the cars at the traffic light. Then one runs behind my truck. My buddy says hey did you hear that? I was like what? Something just hit the tailgate. I look back and they are all standing near the tailpipe giggling. One says “dude get away from the cars” and the punk standing right by the tailpipe area says “I don’t give ( fill in choice expletive) about these cars. ” I looked over at my buddy and said watch this. Turned the Edge/ Attitude up to 5x5 and adj low-fuel boost accordingly. Gave’er a little throttle & brake and watched the right side of my truck and sidewalk turn to night time. I heard coughing and choking and a few cars behind giving me a thumbs up.



-Ryan



So did they scratch up your tail gate? If so, I would of done more then smoke them out.
 
So there I was... ... ... On my way to work Monday traveling West on I-20. I'm minding my own bidness, listening to Stern and complaining to myself about it being Monday. Yesterday was the first semi-cold morning of the year and I had the fuel box cut off while warming the truck up and had not turned it back on yet. Anyway, I'm in the middle lane when I notice a 6. 0 coming up pretty quickly in the left lane. The guy looks like he is in a hurry, and I am generally pissy on Monday mornings, so I didnt much feel like playing..... apparently he did. He comes alongside and shows me his Banks badge on the font fender and gives me a vroom vrrooom and belches out the most patheitc attempt at a smoke cloud I have seen in a while (read: I have seen a Kubota RTV smoke more impressively. ) As he passes, I see his diablosport sticker on the back window, and decide to endulge him (I cant let this guy go to work with a smile on his face, because I dont do that on Monday, and neither should he ... ... ... ... damnit. ) So I flip the FMS on and pull up behind him. He must have found a 7th(special) position on his six-gun, because he flogged it and I had to mash the pedal to about 3/4 throttle to stay with him. In the meantime, I think that he has run over some sand or something, because along with his wimpy smoke, there seems to be a gray dust flying up from underneath his truck. I dont pay much attention to the dust because I'm enjoying running right up to his bumper, letting off and doing it again as if to say "The left lane is used for passing, not pathetic smoke shows, dust boy. " Then it hit me... . the smell of coolant... ... ..... Seems as if he is not throwing up dust, but rather spraying coolant al lover my truck. A quick smear with the wipers confirms my hunch. Dust boy's nickname now becomes "Waterboy" and I thnk to myself "Yoouu can dooo iiiit!" but alas, it appeared as if he could not. He either got embarassed, or freeaked out from the idiot light on the dash, because he conceeded and pulled into the middle lane. I pulled along side for a nice victory puff and gave him an example of diesel smoke in its purest form (not that coolant laiden, fat-free crap he was trying to serve. ) I turned the fuel back off, and managed to crack a smile on a Monday morning. Thanks Waterboy.


Anyway, I guess that coolant isnt too good for the paint eh?
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I would`nt worry about the coolant, the EPA probably makes ferrd use the "environmentally friendly" stuff because they can`t seem to keep it IN the engine,LOL... great read, made my day.
 
Well, I bought a new toy!!!

That's right. . I did get a new truck. . REST ASSURED, Black Betty did not go to the auction block. . I still have her at home, safe and sound!!



I ended up getting a fully loaded out 2004. 5 3500 DRW 4x4 NV5600, and it's SWEET!!! I have my juice box on the way, and will have some new adventures to write about!!! I will keep y'all posted!!



-Chris-
 
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