Great Smoke Stories!

[C. Harlan]

COLD DIESEL, Could not have been said any better!

Short, sweet, and to the point!



-Chris-

 

[Champane Flight]

Fine

Its OK children, I will leave you to your little games, but don't post hate story's about the greenies taking your trucks away or bad mouthing diesel. You are doing it to yourselves! And the rest of us, unfortunately.



Now, that is short and to the point!

 

[cold Diesel]

Ok Mom ::-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[C. Harlan]

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[Scrappy]

smoke

If they can be that ignorant to cut us off or inpede our progress in OUR busy lives, then they deserve a smelly dark wakeup call. I can't do it yet, but soon, REAL soon I will!

 

[Jim Fulmer]

Tail gaters always..... I mean always get smoke rolled over there cars, but if I catch someone on my right side in traffic with there window down I will pay extra attention not to smoke them out.



Jim

 

[JConley]

A few weeks ago I smoked out a sheriff who was behind me by mistake. I was going 40, transmission locked up, low boost, and had to hit the throttle to get up a hill. I looked behind me to see what looked like a car going through a wind tunnel smoke test, and it was the cop. I hit the OD button to get the RPM,s up, and I got out of his way. The cop didnt even give me a dirty look as he drove by.





BTW... CF I am going to Colorado next week. Can I bring my old oil (what left after dumping most in my fuel tank) and my old radiator fluid to your house for recycling? If it is too much trouble, I could pop the top around Colorado Springs and let it seep out

 

[milehigh.o.]

Champane Flight

Mr. CF,



Get a life!!!



You said what you wanted to say now move on. Go start some sh$t on another thread. It seems to be what you are good at.



Just remeber that you don't always make friends when you speak your mind, so before you end up an old, lonely and bitter person, let people do as they will with their life.



If it not against the law, GAME ON.



Keep the post going on this, this is good sh$t.

 

[MD500E]

I LOVE these stories. I have sooooo many I dont even know which one to tell. Every day I drive is onother chance do do some good and teach people the dangers of tailgating. Now lets get back to telling those great storys.



PS: People are so used to seeing semi's, dump trucks, and trash trucks belching out black smoke on every shift for the last 50 years, that I hardly doubt one or two puffing pickups is going to sway the general public's views.

 

[C. Harlan]

Got some more High School kids last night at the late night restaurant. . I was going to back out, and some guys were making the wave your hand in your face cause it stinks motion. . so I gave them the Low boost/high fuel treatment! I think they wont be doing that anymore... Oh, and when I pull out of there I get a little BMW 328i who wants to play... I tell him to hold on a sec so I can turn the P7100 up to 5x5 ... . we get to a stop light, and I launch in second gear. . he pulls a little ahead, and when I hit 4th, I come hauling @ss by him! we get to the next light, and he just waves this time, with all 5 fingers!! Thats a new one, because usually they are so snooty around here that they give you the one finger salute! Anyways, I just waved back, and went home. Oh well, another notch in my belt there!



-Chris-

 

[Proram]

Smoke Um Out!

Comin out of carlisle pa. leavin the all Chrysler event, comin thru town it's 2 lanes wide. 2 punks in nacho wagons are ripping around a 1 cut's me off. never mind i'm pullin my show car on a 16' open behind me! so we catch a light and low and behold guess who's at my RR corner? Mr Nacho! so i click the DD ufm up to 5/5 and roll out real easy click er into 4th and whomp on it. well needless to say the pipe was pointed at his OPEN drivers window! Shot a collumn of Soot right in that thing. Looked back and couldn't see traffic let alone his car. Don't do it undeserving people (much) but this one had it coming!



Smoke On!

Proram

 

[CumminFast]

Hey Champane Flight another smoke story just for you!



The other day I finally figured out on my 5-speed how to maintain smoky conditions. Duh! I am going up a slight hill shift into high gear/low boost, and hold the brake as hard as I can. I was just puking smoke, it was just rollin out of my stacks. I maintained it for about 1/2 a mile. It was awesome!! I couldn't see anything behind me! I have had some people turn on their windshield wipers in the cloud. Maybe we should see how long we can smoke for like motorcycle riders wheelie?

 

[C. Harlan]

That is absolute greatness!



-C-

 

[WadePatton]

HOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHH!!!



is how you feel when you learn to SmokeBrake!

 

[C. Harlan]

I think it is time we start rating this thread, with nothing less than a 5..

Oh, and I have royally p*ssed off Champagne flight, just take a look!Click here , and say hi!!!



-Chris-

 

[CumminFast]

When my diesel friends all drive somewhere, they all get behind just to smell the diesel!! I give this thread a 10!!!

 

[C. Harlan]

Did ya follow the link??? They really love us in that thread!!!!

 

[cold Diesel]

charlan, ROFLMAO:-laf :-laf Oo. Good old CF has to kill the fun everywhere he goes

 

[CRSmith]

Too Funny

I think it's sort of hilarious how smokers think they have exercised some power, or passed judgement and dealt the punishment to those that have been smoked. I like to smoke as well, but to think that someone has been "taught a lesson" or "gained some respect" or has had their ideology toward dodge trucks changed in any way is assuming a lot.



*sigh* I have now stooped to posting a personal opinion (not directly truck related) on the internet. I feel dirty.

 

[mikel]

Re: Too Funny

Originally posted by reduaram

I think it's sort of hilarious how smokers think they have exercised some power, or passed judgement and dealt the punishment to those that have been smoked. I like to smoke as well, but to think that someone has been "taught a lesson" or "gained some respect" or has had their ideology toward dodge trucks changed in any way is assuming a lot.



*sigh* I have now stooped to posting a personal opinion (not directly truck related) on the internet. I feel dirty.

I tend to agree with this. I think most people go through life too clueless to put their action and somebody else's reaction together in most cases. I doubt that these "victims" think anything more than "That is a smoking piece of garbage" or something similar.



That being said, if I ever modify my truck so it can smoke I'm sure I'll use it to remove tailgaters and annoy rude/hostile people too. At least I'll get some humor out of being tailgated by some nimrod.



Mike