Great Smoke Stories!

[C. Harlan]

AFC Spring is on vacation... TIME FOR SOME SMOKE!

I am patiently awaiting the first victim with all this raw fuel... cant wait!!!



-Chris-

 

[JaMan]

First victem was Sat. night or did you forget, or was it because it wasn't you drivin' :--)

 

[Jeremiah]

Raw fuel?

I don't know about you fellers but the cost of No. 2 in Colorado makes me want to keep mine in the tank. Oo.

 

[Sticks]

$1. 89 for me yesterday morning. Up $. 24 from Friday. Starting to loook like the truck gets beached for a while. Mods and pi$$ poor mileage is going to put me in the ol' ladys 85 Subaru wagon.

 

[Jeremiah]

Cost of fuel

I bought my wife a new Honda Pilot to replace the '90 Accord she was driving (335,000 miles, not a single problem, orig. engine, orig. clutch, etc. !) because she needed a 4-wheel drive to get to work. My '03 turbo-diesel gets better mileage than it does!

 

[CATCRACKER]

in florida this weekend and a guy and his wife in a bmw convertable would not let me over even after i had my blinker on for at least 1 min. so i just came over anyway. they were ticked so what did he do he rode my bumper so close all i could see was his toupe flopping in the wind so i gave him a warning shot only prob is that he was so close it went right by him. so I LET HIM HAVE IT sheeeeeeeeee... ... ... shti... ... . he absolutly was covered in soot. i could see a eddy effect rolling over his windsheild and dumping back in his and his wives face. it was ungodly. see this is why i dont have the bumper sticker that says "real men love jesus" on the back of my truck b/c i would be a bad witness... :



i would say i am using my smoke responsibly.



one more my cell phone rings the other day and its my buddy in his 1st gen he says he and his cousin are behind me so i turn around and there they are sitting at the recieving end of the soot pipe he says show my cousin some smoke when you take off at the light. sure i say. light goes green smoke machine comes alive i look back and see that there cab is filled with black soot and both of them are smileing and i over hear his cousin say what is wrong with his truck... . hehehe. i want a bumper sticker that says "if you ask why it smokes you wouldnt understand"



theres my smoke stories

 

[Ol'TrailDog]

Not so great Smoke Story; vengence shall be mine!



Well, I've waited long enough. A couple of weeks ago I was humping my bike up Togwotee Pass. Its part of the spring ritual because during the summer I have to contend with 18-30 year old pups trying to show the ol' dog up out in the mountains.



Anyway, because the road is narrow and winding, I'm careful about gettng off onto the shoulder when traffic is coming. This is especially true when vehicles are coming toward me and I know the vehicles coming up behind me are thinking "Lets see, a head on or take out the old fart on the bike - bike it is!. "



So I move off the road onto the dirt shoulder as I hear the truck down shift behind me. Just as he passes he pours the coal to the Gen2 3500 DRW CTD and smokes my @$$ big time.



Of course I totally ignore the black cloud and pretend like nothing even happened (which was a mistake because I should have snagged a glimpse of the license plates). I figured I would bide my time and he would be boasting about smoking the stupid granola on the bike on this Great Smoke Stories thread. Thus, I would know who did it and be able to seek revenge - like a potato in the exhaust pipe if he was from parts nearby.

 

[Jeremiah]

Originally posted by CATCRACKER

in florida this weekend and a guy and his wife in a bmw convertable would not let me over even after i had my blinker on for at least 1 min. so i just came over anyway. they were ticked so what did he do he rode my bumper so close all i could see was his toupe flopping in the wind so i gave him a warning shot only prob is that he was so close it went right by him. so I LET HIM HAVE IT sheeeeeeeeee... ... ... shti... ... . he absolutly was covered in soot. i could see a eddy effect rolling over his windsheild and dumping back in his and his wives face. it was ungodly. see this is why i dont have the bumper sticker that says "real men love jesus" on the back of my truck b/c i would be a bad witness... :



i would say i am using my smoke responsibly.



one more my cell phone rings the other day and its my buddy in his 1st gen he says he and his cousin are behind me so i turn around and there they are sitting at the recieving end of the soot pipe he says show my cousin some smoke when you take off at the light. sure i say. light goes green smoke machine comes alive i look back and see that there cab is filled with black soot and both of them are smileing and i over hear his cousin say what is wrong with his truck... . hehehe. i want a bumper sticker that says "if you ask why it smokes you wouldnt understand"



theres my smoke stories

Now if'n the guy behind you loved the smell of diesel smoke, he would be in hog heaven!

 

[C. Harlan]

First victim was Sat. night or did you forget, or was it because it wasn't you drivin'

I forgot... remember?? I was a little drunk; only after we let the wifey race a dodge on Hwy 71 at 1:30 AM, and then chasing a coyote when we got back to the house... I do remember also passing out when we were trying to get your truck started. . it was a fun time!! I still have not gotten a full on victim yet, but I did ½ way get one today, and it made me feel good...



I was on the way home from work, passing up a caravan of slow cars in the middle lane who were hogging the left lane. . these idiots in a mini cooper whip it into my lane, so I swerve in the right, take the outside in the curve, then come back over to make my way to the left lane. . on the way, I just lay into it for a few seconds, and leave a Jim Fulmer style fogging across 3 lanes of traffic. . When I looked back, they had swerved almost to the shoulder to avoid the smoke! haha, what a bunch of idiots. oh well, that was my semi smoke story for today.



-Chris-

 

[HoleshotHolset]

"Thus, I would know who did it and be able to seek revenge - like a potato in the exhaust pipe if he was from parts nearby. "



You better find a big spud... we got some big tailpipes to fill.



Matt

 

[MCummings]

Watermelons? Cantelope? I think Potatoes are for the baby trucks. We are in the "Ricer" category for Taipipe plugger selections... But our pipe usually goes all the way to the exhaust valve, LOL



Merrick

 

[Sticks]

Yeah, and we won't just lose the 8" long tip when it pops off.

 

[Ol'TrailDog]

You better find a big spud... we got some big tailpipes to fill.

No problema! Remember WY is next to the spud state, aka Idaho. I live on the other side of the mountain.



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Think this baby will do the job?

:-laf

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[truckstom]

Now that's funny... I don't care who ya are... that there's funny...









stolen from Larry the CableGuy

 

[HoleshotHolset]

That's a pretty stubby lookin' cab on the spud truck...



I think that spud would clog up a stack on an ocean liner... . :-laf



Matt

 

[C. Harlan]

Dang; All weekend long, and I didnt smoke anyone! New Record!



I wont be able to smoke anyone for a while. . gotta go in for knee surgery here in about 2 hours... Black Betty has to sit idle in front of the house. .



-Chris-

 

[bmoeller]

Bummer, hope the surgery goes well for ya. Did you get a new truck? Saw your ad in the classifids.

 

[Snow man]

Well i have a ton of smoke storys as of this week! i sold my bully bog 7s and B1 to a buddy. Hes been out fogging since we put them on . One of the smoke storys is a sore subject! He got beat by a duramax sat night!

 

[C. Harlan]

Truck is still for sale... have not checked my emails to see if anyone has replied to the ads... I am looking for a 2002 ISB ETH/DEE 1 ton or 3/4 ton 4x4; loaded out with leather (Preferably heated) for a reasonable price. Its a hard to find item, so I am looking very thouroughly. If y'all happen to come across any, let me know, as well as posting some smoke stories!



On another note, the surgery went ok, Doc said he found quite a bit of debris around my meniscus, cleaned it out, and now it hurts!! oh well, I will be at the DFW Dyno day here in 2½ weeks though!



-Chris-

 

[Timbeaux38]

I have just spent 4-5 hours at work reading through 47 pages of this and I will have to say that this is the greatest thread ever..... I'm a newbie of sorts, but i know quality threads when I see them. I also giggle at the guys who just spent a couple of hours on the politics forum (see above) and are still charged up about abortion, terrorisim, big brother, and saving the trees. They feel as if they can come over here and make a difference by downtalikng us smokers----your attemps are futile---the boys on this page have been up and strong for over 2 years!!! SMOKE ON MY BROTHERS! Bout to head out to lunch, and maybe on the way I'll give someone a puff from Ye Olde Stinky Pipe