Mosquito

[Swamp Donkey]

What is the little beaky thing on a mosquito called?

Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[B.G. Smith]

Mosqueto

Proboscis.

 

[Jeff H]

Raise bats. They love mosquitos.

 

[dabubba]

eat more garlic

 

[Doc Tinker]

It's my understanding that your carbon-dioxide emissions is what attracts the mosquito to you. Stop breathing and the mosquitoes will leave you alone. Another option is to have a heavy breathing friend with you and make him stay a ways away, so all the mosquitoes go to him instead of you.



Doc

 

[JTBMC]

We call em FLYING TEETH down here.

A study, Big Goverment waste of my money says that if your in Louisiana and your blond or a red head with fair skin the Flying Teeth are much more attracted to you as you are sweeter than us to them. ( flying Teeth that is ) Maybe thats why blonds have more fun in the back of the Dodge :

 

[WOWZY]

Get some DDIII injectors and a Hot PE and let'er rip.