Great Smoke Stories!

[C. Harlan]

Keep the good stories coming!! I just wanted to be the 300th Post in this thread! Wow, and to think that some people dont like this thread. . Oh well, It's all good!!!



-Chris-

 

[Scrappy]

smoke stories.

I'm well on my way to being a "smoker", just got a set of DDII's in my truck . Just a little smoke at low rpms/WOT. Smoke out of the stacks is cool,even if it is just a little bit. Hopefully I can contribute some good tales to this thread soon!

 

[WadePatton]

You just need a fuel/timing box now! Oh, but that means transmission/clutch work.



Gee how the stuff piles up. All i need now is a turbo and a cam and tweaked 44.

 

[TurboDog]

Let the Smokin Begin

I have been doing some smokin since the Bdog stage III's went in, but have had to baby the stock torque converter! Thank goodness it finally got to the point I had to replace it! I feel sorry for what ever unlucky sole does soemthing requiring a smokin tomorrow! I will put the new heavy duty torque converter to the test! Even a Auto can make decent smoke with low boost, just let off and then punch the go pedal. Great Thread.
Lots of laughs!

 

[Got Smoke?]

Originally posted by WadePatton

You just need a fuel/timing box now! Oh, but that means transmission/clutch work.



Gee how the stuff piles up. All i need now is a turbo and a cam and tweaked 44.

Wade I think you need to check out Kevin's (Whitemore) link in his sig. Could be worth while to ya.

 

[C. Harlan]

Is everyone on vacation?? This thread took a nap, but its time to wake up! I cannot post any smoke stories on here, but when I get my CON FE put in, we will be looking for ricers, and hunting them down for the fun of the kill!!!!!



-Chris-

 

[Got Smoke?]

Originally posted by charlan

Is everyone on vacation?? This thread took a nap, but its time to wake up! I cannot post any smoke stories on here, but when I get my CON FE put in, we will be looking for ricers, and hunting them down for the fun of the kill!!!!!



-Chris-

Chris I know your way down south bubba but think... ... this weekend was Scheid.



I just got in myself about 45 mins ago!

 

[Neibe]

I've got the smoke down to perfection on my truck dump the clutch a little bit and watch the EGT'S I like looking in my rightside mirror at the cloud. A few years ago I was at a store and some kid came in with his boom boom stereo blasting he parked right next to me as I was about to start it up well I waited for him to get to my tailpipe area and I rapped the throttle alittle more than usual he got caught in the ,"CLOUD". heh heh heh

 

[C. Harlan]

there are a couple of @sses at work whom I am dying to get next week when I get my truck back! I am having major withdrawls not being able to smoke anyone... some dipstick in a 3rd gen was riding my tail yesterday, like he had some kind of powerful ride. . DUDE! IT IS STOCK! DONT EVEN GET ATTITUDE! he stayed there, so I finally got mad, and brake checked him... that cured that little problem. . some kid, about 17 driving... never tried to pass me after that! If I only had my truck! I would have left him in such a cloud!!! Thats ok, I am doing a 600 mile road trip next weekend, so I am just waiting!



-Chris-

 

[Mad Bomber]

smoke em

There was a little (hot) so he thought mustange that was tailgating me and we were heading towardes I-5 on ramp in Marysville WA. The south bound lanes have 2 lanes getting on and then they go to 1 lane. I could see this (hot) little car wanted to get around me so I was the nice guy and pulled into the left lane:-laf As I nailed it I was spinning the tires and blowing black. This little (hot) car NERVER had a chance,along with not being able to see he was upset. He caught back up with me on the freeway and just looked:--) . He then took off down the freway and I thought that was it. About 25 miles down the road where we got off the freeway guess who's sitting at the light. As I roll up on his left side to turn left at the light he rolles up the windows and he won't even look at me. The light turns green and we both turn left but he stays waaaay back I guess he learned a little lesson about his little (hot) car:-laf and he did'nt want to have a repeat spanking by a real truck

 

[C. Harlan]

They have new laws going into effect here today... One has to do with street racing... There is going to be some changes as to who gets smoke blown on them now... If caught, its going to be your word against the officer's. so, I guess there will be a fine line between street racing, and just getting up to speed... hehe, oh well, I will just be glad to get the truck back!



-Chris-

 

[Mad Bomber]

Charlan, what happened to your truck?did you get caught racing and lose your truck?

 

[Got Smoke?]

Originally posted by E Wagener

Charlan, what happened to your truck?did you get caught racing and lose your truck?

His 12" OFE didn't like the combo of Chris( :-laf ), his BOMB's, and his driving style!!! :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[C. Harlan]

No, I blew the center out of the clutch, again... I am waiting on all the parts to get here, and all will be well. . I just have to watch how much I play when out and about now, due to all the new laws. . Truck is laying low in the garage, staying out of the sun! will be back running next weekend!



-Chris-

 

[Got Smoke?]

Originally posted by charlan

No, I blew the center out of the clutch, again... I am waiting on all the parts to get here, and all will be well. . I just have to watch how much I play when out and about now, due to all the new laws. . Truck is laying low in the garage, staying out of the sun! will be back running next weekend!



-Chris-

Nah... . I still think I was right the first time! :-laf

 

[WadePatton]

thirteen, thirteen, thirteen! you clutch mangler!





back to the soot party.



Some DUFUS with funky fog lights was behind me tonight. I got far enough ahead in the 65 zone that it wasn't too bad. My GF and I were in radio contact and she said he was speeding up and slowing down and she couldn't get the mexican bus (suburban:-laf) around him. This is all on four-lane rural highway. So miles later when the limit drops to 55, I back off and he runs right up behind me, but not close enough to be a tailgater. I back off to 52. 5 (thanks DC ) and hold it there thinking the idiot will come around. He stays there. I fire a warning shot, he swerves a bit. As we're coming up a good hill, I back down to 50, dial up the box, lift completely, tell the GF to watch out, and floored it in 6th. OH, the humanity!



Put out those silly fog lights for a bit, and then the gizmo brain figured out that maybe he should go AROUND this stinkin arse diesel going well under the speed limit.



Mission accomplished.



Later I realize that we could have really freaked the boy if I'd had the GF kill her lights (she was behind him) about the time he ran into the soot bank... well, maybe next time.

 

[Got Smoke?]

Originally posted by WadePatton

thirteen, thirteen, thirteen! you clutch mangler!





back to the soot party.



Some DUFUS with funky fog lights was behind me tonight. I got far enough ahead in the 65 zone that it wasn't too bad. My GF and I were in radio contact and she said he was speeding up and slowing down and she couldn't get the mexican bus (suburban:-laf) around him. This is all on four-lane rural highway. So miles later when the limit drops to 55, I back off and he runs right up behind me, but not close enough to be a tailgater. I back off to 52. 5 (thanks DC ) and hold it there thinking the idiot will come around. He stays there. I fire a warning shot, he swerves a bit. As we're coming up a good hill, I back down to 50, dial up the box, lift completely, tell the GF to watch out, and floored it in 6th. OH, the humanity!



Put out those silly fog lights for a bit, and then the gizmo brain figured out that maybe he should go AROUND this stinkin arse diesel going well under the speed limit.



Mission accomplished.



Later I realize that we could have really freaked the boy if I'd had the GF kill her lights (she was behind him) about the time he ran into the soot bank... well, maybe next time.

Wade I'm not gonna be that far behind you after all. I'm working on what might be a heck of a deal on a HX40. That would enable me to run the 370 Diamond B's I want now after Scheid :-laf first thing's first I need a clutch..... help me sell my Pac where I can get my SBC Dual Disk Street! :{

 

[Got Smoke?]

Got one on the way home!

Lady in a white (he he) Dodge Intrepid(sp?) was riding my bumper all the way through a slow moving line of traffic up to a 4 way stop. Fired a warning shot ..... still there..... (windshield only)... . fired another... . still there! ... ... made it to the stop sign..... checked for local 5-0... ... . dumped the clutch... ... . 3/4 throttle..... tached 3200 in about 10 ft. (wet road! :-laf)... . 3rd gear! matted it!..... nice cloud surrounding her car! :-laf :-laf :-laf



Had no problem with her the rest of the way home for as far as she was behind me!

 

[WadePatton]

Chicks just don't get the tailgating thing.

 

[C. Harlan]

1 more day till the Smoking resumes!!!!! I cant wait!!!!



THANKS PETER!!! YOU ROCK!!!!



-Chris-