Great Smoke Stories!

[bmoeller]

A smoking and beating. Great combo. :-laf

 

[Mhannink]

well today on my way home from school i let my cuz dive since he likes my truck so much and as we come to the on ramp for the highway a ford like mine only lifted and tore up w/ a big ol pipe underneath infront of the tire pulls in front and starts going well we get on the highway and for the next 5 mi he's behind us or to the side but no matter where he was he was getting smoked along w/ all the other pricks in the fast lane it was good tho this guy was laughing when he went by finaly and got on it in his rig but never was able to make any smoke oh well lots of fun to 4th lock up and whatch it just roll right over his truck

 

[LOtero]

Me and the chick are coming back from dinner and just before her house and just after the bar, turned the corner and we see some idiot parked in the middle of the lane pants down, door open and ******* in the middle of the road. rolled up to his door and let him have it. hope i turned his weiner black. moron.

 

[ProMac1K]

LOL



Don't see that happen a lot!

 

[CLiberty]

Me and the chick are coming back from dinner and just before her house and just after the bar, turned the corner and we see some idiot parked in the middle of the lane pants down, door open and ******* in the middle of the road. rolled up to his door and let him have it. hope i turned his weiner black. moron.

Thanks... you just made my day!! LOL

 

[LOtero]

When you live in a small town not too much can suprise you.

 

[ProMac1K]

Dare anyone send this page to Cummins and DC?

 

[R-N-R]

Better yet the EPA

But it might make a GREAT distraction for the ACLU :-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[LOtero]

Well smoking someone almost got me a ticket.



turning to the g/f house, (hmm this happened on the same turn as the pisser guy weird) there were some kids on the side of the road looking like they were up to no good, so of course as a good citicen that I am I made sure they diddnt think of doing anything wrong, by giving them some decibles and smoke. :-laf :-laf

plus my head was all big because I got two compliments on my truck that night, so I had to show off too. well Mr state cop diddnt like how fast I took off from the turn. gave me a warning for exebition of speed. made him laugh when I told him about the kids.

 

[Kissfan113]

i schwear occifer, i ain't benn drinnkin tonight. Honest, lol, good you got off with a warning, don't ya just love well placed law enforcement, lol

 

[BTighe]

going to a jobsite today i was the first truck at a light on a one way street. i have a 12' cargo trailer and i need to get over left one lane to turn on the next road. i put on my signal BEFORE the light changes in the hopes that someone will show some decensesy and let me over. the traffic spreads out after the light changes and i see some room and a camaro behind my trailer. i wait for the drive next to the truck to pass but before hes out of the way the damn camaro pulls uop next to the trailer. he passed and i barely hit my turn. then theres a car on the right that speed forward to get to his turn lane. all of the sudden i see that same camaro speeding across 2 lanes to try and get infront of the other guy to make the turn first. he is too slow and by the time he relizes it hes at the light trying to sneak in behind the other car with his tail in my lane. now he is blocking me from going forward.

now im ****** so i drive up next to him going maybe 15 and shift to 3rd. the way my tailpipe is pointed smoke bounces off my trailer and shoots strait out.

driving buy i see his window is down. look in the mirror and a huge cloud is right at his door and half way across the top. definatly filled it. :-laf

 

[WDixon27]

pretty much everybody that was unlucky enough to be behind me when i had clear road in front of me on the way home this evening after i installed my new bosch 330s Oo.

 

[JStieger]

The GF and I got into a little argument this weekend. I was teasing her that she speeds and I couldn't keep up with her in town because she drives so fast. She responds, "well if I was behind you, you keep on smoking me out!" :-laf



So I asked her if it was big clouds or a small clouds...



She did this

 

[Signal73]

Im not in the habit of smoking folks, but one guy today got my attention. I dont know about you guys, but when the leaves fall, I pick up whats on my lawn and run 'em down to the compost site. Heres this clown, and I see it all the time, with his happy homeowner leaf blower (electric) clearing out his yard into the middle of the street so the cars take it to his neighbors yard. Since I was conviently lugging along in 3rd I spooled up about 50 feet before I got to him and til about 50 feet past him he looked to see what the hell just happened :--) with his sleeve of his blue and black checkered flannel covering his nose :-laf left him with a tasteful cloud of black sunshine made my day a little brighter also

 

[WDixon27]

that may get done on my street, they don't just blow them into the street they get em past the center line (i am only house on my side)

 

[GO 4LO]

I finally get to add a post of my own to this thread! Bought a '96 extended cab longbed 4x4 yesterday, NV4500, 913 pump, has a plate of some kind on the pump - no details on it. Does smoke pretty good, though - tons more than my '01. So I was on my way home, on a 35 mph road, doing the speed limit, and some lady was on my butt in her import. I had promised myself that I would save the smokings for only truly obnoxious drivers, but this truck must hate tailgaters, as it dropped itself into fifth, and I suddenly couldn't see her so well anymore .

The 370's should be installed next weekend haha.

Chris

 

[C. Harlan]

Haven't checked in here in a while... Got a few stories actually, so here goes:



1. Got a ricer this morning on my way out of Houston. . He came flying by me, and I eventually caught up to him (Cruise was on) as I passed, he began to catch up and pace me. I hit the cancel button, eased a little more into the throttle, and so did he. . I then saw him begin to pass me, so I laid into it, and walked about 400-500 feet from him, then hit gov. springs. . this happened 3 seperate times. All 3 I won. . He got smoked on all 3.



2. I was on my way to get my boat today, and out of nowhere, a kid in an older body style mustang cobra emerges on my back bumper. No warning clouds, I just laid the big one on him, while WOT, and actually walking away from his car. . He backed off, then a few miles down the road, he tried to look around me to pass, and I fogged out the whole road. . He finally got the hint, backed wayyy off, and jumped across 2 lanes of traffic to exit. .



3. On the way home from the lake, I had a ford Explorer right on my back deck of the ski boat. I dealt with it, as we were stuck behind a slow vehicle. . When the road opened up to 4 lanes and we were getting ready to turn, I noticed that the explorer was hauling around me to try to cut me off. . We made the turn at the light, and they (Not sure if it was a guy or girl driving) tried to beat me to the lane cutoff... SORRY! ain't gonna happen! I spooled up, and was back in front of them again. . They flashed their bright lights at me, so I laid a 4th to 6th gear lugging cloud... it was a beautiful sight! Oh well, 3 smoke stories in one day! Gotta love that!



-Chris-

 

[Mhannink]

well i had one today i was in ripon at the light between wilma and jacktone these 2 ugly chicks where looking at me and my cuz which i did not like now i was sitting in the right lane and the girls in the left my stack is on the right side i noticed their open window on the right side so i put it in second(auto) and when the light turns green i hammer on it well i pulled out in front and the wind blew 99% of the smoke over their car and into their open window well they didn't back off just stayed there taking it in coughing and waveing their hands in front of their face w/ that eww look well pulled up to the next light and i start to turn right and they go straight (btw window has been rolled up by now) my cuz is looking back laughing his *** off and the told us in the universal sign that we where #1 so we waved back and did another second gear launch and whatched that smoke go harmlessly over there little car oh well i got them good once already

 

[C. Harlan]

I got a 6 leaker last night on the way home. . when I Get on the highway, I usually mash it a little bit, to get up to speed... this psd hammers it too, because I look back and can see a cute little haze coming from his exhaust. I keep puffing little clouds to entice him, and finally here he comes! He got about 100 yards from me, and I punch it! Never gave him a chance to get to me, but I got about a quarter mile on him! It was funny, I look back, and he is driving through a REAL smoke cloud! then, like the rest of the people I race, he jumps off at the next exit! I dont know, maybe they dont like the smell of the smoke!



-Chris-

 

[JasonCzerak]

I got a 6 leaker last night on the way home. . when I Get on the highway, I usually mash it a little bit, to get up to speed... this psd hammers it too, because I look back and can see a cute little haze coming from his exhaust. I keep puffing little clouds to entice him, and finally here he comes! He got about 100 yards from me, and I punch it! Never gave him a chance to get to me, but I got about a quarter mile on him! It was funny, I look back, and he is driving through a REAL smoke cloud! then, like the rest of the people I race, he jumps off at the next exit! I dont know, maybe they dont like the smell of the smoke!



-Chris-

heheh, kinda simular experience I had with an EXTREAMLY SLOW, Extream S10 lastnight. I would go, GRANNY shift. he'd catch up like a car in the mean time while it's domestic ricer "raced" up to me. I catch the next gear, roll in smoke and pull 2 or 3 trucks. all the way up to 80-ish. .



Good thing for him I can't make more then 30PSI in this cold poor kid.



Poor my truck to!